# Official Shift: Ask Advice Dog Hotline **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 16, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839 "2009-03-16T18:15:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/21 "2009-03-16T18:48:41Z")
Mk430aofijafaer has some serious sand in his vagina today, what should he do? ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/22 "2009-03-16T18:49:33Z")
> [@Buffalo Hospitality](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-hospitality/15652/7): > > Mk430aofijafaer has some serious sand in his vagina today, what should he do? i will destroy you, i just did a cycle of steroids, step off me! :ahh ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/23 "2009-03-16T18:50:22Z")
> [@Have Sam Jackson tell your friend about](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-sam-jackson-tell-your-friend-about/15668/6): > > mk430r had someone kick me in the dick how should i get him back COURAGE WOLF SAYS: ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/24 "2009-03-16T18:51:51Z")
> [@Buffalo Hospitality](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-hospitality/15652/7): > > Mk430aofijafaer has some serious sand in his vagina today, what should he do? DEPRESSION DOG SAYS: ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/25 "2009-03-16T19:01:03Z")
What’s better than having sex with Helen Keller? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/26 "2009-03-16T19:02:15Z")
> [@Project Complete: Trunk Sub Enclosure \*pics\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/project-complete-trunk-sub-enclosure-pics/15595/38): > > What’s better than having sex with Helen Keller? ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/27 "2009-03-16T19:30:52Z")
> [@FS:1997 Eclipse GSX RED 5SPD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1997-eclipse-gsx-red-5spd/10144/175): > oh man :lol ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 2:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/28 "2009-03-17T02:14:02Z")
> [@Sega, and sublimal advertising.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sega-and-sublimal-advertising/15672/2): > > if i were TDI\_logik, how would i go about getting a girls number?\> it might be on the restraining order ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 4:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/29 "2009-03-17T04:37:19Z")
![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/bennyfizzle/verbnoun.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/bennyfizzle/verbnoun.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/30 "2009-03-17T06:02:32Z")
benny you absolutely killed the funny… THANKS. Great thread BTW :rofl ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/31 "2009-03-17T06:11:13Z")
![http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg3/DrxDrO/philo3.jpg](http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg3/DrxDrO/philo3.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/32 "2009-03-17T06:16:59Z")
I \<3 Lamp! ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/33 "2009-03-17T06:27:04Z")
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