# Offtopic: Funniest Joke! **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 29, 2006, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/offtopic-funniest-joke/101237 "2006-10-29T09:37:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/offtopic-funniest-joke/101237/1 "2006-10-29T09:37:31Z")
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= I’d eventaully like to have sex with you[.](http://dating-services.articles-archive.net/sitemap.php) 5[.](http://dating-services.designingoutcrime.info/sitemap.php)Can I take you to dinner? = I’d eventaully like to have sex with you[.](http://dating-services.drok.net/sitemap.php) 6[.](http://dating-services.edietgr.com/sitemap.php)Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventaully like to have sex with you[.](http://dating-services.fieldtrax.info/sitemap.php) 7[.](http://dating-services.free-online-casinos-bonus.com/sitemap.php)May I have this dance? = I’d eventaully like to have sex with you[.](http://dating-services.fresh-news.net/sitemap.php) 8[.](http://dating-services.milliondollarpornpage.nu/sitemap.php)Nice dress[.](http://dating-services.newdating.info/sitemap.php) = Nice cleavage[.](http://dating-services.pornpixxxel.com/sitemap.php) 9[.](http://dating-services.shalava.net/sitemap.php)You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you[[www.iscw.org/sitemap.php](http://www.iscw.org/sitemap.php)]]([http://dating-services](http://dating-services).[url). 10[www.massmba.org/sitemap.php]](http://dating-services.%5Burl).What’s wrong? 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= I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys[.](http://debt-consolidation.newdating.info/sitemap.php) you like it? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/offtopic-funniest-joke/101237/2 "2006-10-29T09:43:38Z")
RAWFULL! I like, i like. Germans tell the best jokes. lowell. Thank you nazibot. ---
**Author:** ![a\_ahmed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/a_ahmed/32/5411_2.png) [@a\_ahmed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/a_ahmed)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/offtopic-funniest-joke/101237/3 "2006-10-29T13:54:58Z")
rotflmao great stuff. But, is it just me or is this subliminally attached spamming-r-us and company. Notice how every single PERIOD/DOT has a link to some garbage advertisment (hover over the numbers and periods after them) ---
**Author:** ![Uniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/34f0e0/32.png) [@Uniac](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Uniac)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/offtopic-funniest-joke/101237/4 "2006-10-29T14:51:35Z")
sneaky sneaky i like ---
**Author:** ![Alex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Alex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alex)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/offtopic-funniest-joke/101237/5 "2006-10-29T15:26:01Z")
they are learning :noes: