# Oh Boy Absinthe is now Legal in the US

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**Created:** [December 5, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845 "2009-12-05T14:31:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/1 "2009-12-05T14:31:04Z")

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> **[America Goes Green with Absinthe](http://gothamist.com/2007/11/12/america_goes_gr.php)**
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> It’s been legal for individuals to bring absinthe into the U.S. for

Watch, retards are going to end up killing themselves all over again. Thats why it was Illegalized in the first place.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/2 "2009-12-05T14:36:22Z")

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Absinthe has been legal for a long ass time, it’s wormwood absinthe that is now legal.

I’ve had the wormwood ‘real’ stuff, it does not have psychadelic properties of any kind.

Why Bennyfizzle? Do you ask?

Because by the time you get enough of that shit in you to trip, you’re so hammered you wouldn’t know you’re tripping anyway. Chances are you’re getting held down by someone bigger than you, passed out, or pulling your head out of a hole in someone’s wall.

Most of that shit is like 120+ proof.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/3 "2009-12-05T14:41:31Z")

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As benny said…

When I went to ST. Maarten a few years ago I bought a bottle of wormwood “real” absinthe, shits exspensive… got a small bottle of it.

Anyways only did a few shots of the stuff, i wasnt seeing green fairies…

IDK good shit thou

I’ve seen a million differant bottle types etc, there was quite a few in the store we were in in St. Maarten but according to the bottle it has wormwood in it

This is the bottle I bought.  
 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Shady195/1123082212a.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Shady195/1123082212a.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/4 "2009-12-05T14:43:01Z")

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watever

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/5 "2009-12-05T14:46:34Z")

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:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

That article is from _ **2007** _

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/6 "2009-12-05T14:59:16Z")

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$216 a bottle for 23 oz. YIKES on the price 140 proof

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/7 "2009-12-05T15:01:19Z")

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cool. it sucks anyway

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/8 "2009-12-05T15:02:15Z")

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I never had it

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/9 "2009-12-05T15:06:58Z")

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Imagine the taste of licorice, mixed with the taste of rubbing alcohol, mixed with the taste of lit napalm. Add a little more of the taste of licorice and you’ll be close in taste.

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**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/10 "2009-12-05T15:19:43Z")

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> [@Help with torrents](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-with-torrents/26460/26):
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> [America Goes Green with Absinthe - Gothamist](http://gothamist.com/2007/11/12/america_goes_gr.php)
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> Watch, retards are going to end up killing themselves all over again. Thats why it was Illegalized in the first place.

little late on the ball, again :ponder

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/11 "2009-12-05T15:24:05Z")

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Paging AMD IS THE BEST :lol

Absinthe makes me want to dance to September’s ‘cry for you’ while driving around in Audis.

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/12 "2009-12-05T16:10:21Z")

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Thanks for the new and cutting edge information Anthony.

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/13 "2009-12-05T16:19:20Z")

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Totally NOT worth it. Ill go buy a bottle of Devils Springs(160proof) for $17.99 and be SET :lmao

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/14 "2009-12-05T16:39:24Z")

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Old Crow and Gatorade and Im completely fucked up.

Or maybe just alot of Miller High Life.

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/15 "2009-12-05T16:41:27Z")

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Paging Boost Creep…

yea Absinthe sucks. I puked for 2 fucking hours straight when i got home that night. DO NOT WANT.

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/16 "2009-12-05T16:41:29Z")

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PJB you are an old crow.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/17 "2009-12-05T16:55:58Z")

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![http://memegenerator.net/Instances/730/Rich-Raven-o-rly-.jpg](http://memegenerator.net/Instances/730/Rich-Raven-o-rly-.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/18 "2009-12-05T18:17:15Z")

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> [@Wayne64SS"](#):
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> Paging Boost Creep…
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> yea Absinthe sucks. I puked for 2 fucking hours straight when i got home that night. DO NOT WANT.

Oh wtf that’s what we were doing that night shit burned

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/19 "2009-12-06T08:05:05Z")

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The Article is old from 2007 and only contained traces of Thujone BUT I was talking about the Absinthe with Thujone which is Now able to be purchased as Benny stated, I never had it so I thought it was interesting and with Benny’s Discription along with Wayne’s experience sounds like its not even worth trying…

> **[Absinthe King Gold](http://www.originalabsinthe.com/absinthe-liquor-absinth-king-spirits-gold-p-56.html?azx=1272)**
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> Absinthe King of Spirits Gold with 100mg of thujone! New design of the bottle and image reflects its customers' current modern lifestyle. Naturally, King of Spirits's exceptional and unmistakable t...

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-boy-absinthe-is-now-legal-in-the-us/248845/20 "2009-12-06T10:52:34Z")

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punctuation

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