# Oh, Hai, I cut your head off v.crazy canucks

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 31, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456 "2008-07-31T10:50:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/41 "2008-07-31T11:55:44Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> Your word of the day is “beer” isn’t it?

![http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/BikerFry/BirthdayPeeWee-1.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/2/8234a49c6184c1b8f0b6af3afcab000c9f93522e.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/42 "2008-07-31T11:55:45Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/43 "2008-07-31T11:59:20Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> ![http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/BikerFry/BirthdayPeeWee-1.jpg](http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/BikerFry/BirthdayPeeWee-1.jpg)

:redx:

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/44 "2008-07-31T12:00:37Z")

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Remember pee wee herman? Like back before he was a :pedo:? He used to run up to the camera and hold up a piece of paper with the “word of the day” and whenever someone said the word of the day a bunch of crazy shit would happen?

Yeah. It’s him. Holding up a piece of paper. Today’s word of the day is “BEER”.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/45 "2008-07-31T12:03:02Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Remember pee wee herman? Like back before he was a :pedo:? He used to run up to the camera and hold up a piece of paper with the “word of the day” and whenever someone said the word of the day a bunch of crazy shit would happen?
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> Yeah. It’s him. Holding up a piece of paper. Today’s word of the day is “BEER”.

don’t ever become a phone sex operator.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/46 "2008-07-31T12:03:52Z")

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Umm, noted?

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/47 "2008-07-31T12:11:47Z")

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**Killed: 1988-89 Canadian Bus passenger**  
:snky: Just finally completed decapitating my seatmate on the bus. One thing led to another and next thing I knew we were egged on by a mutual friend to sever this random guy’s head. I dont really like killing wrecklessly on busy roads so i agreed to only kill one passenger. So we get on road XXX and do my little trick and the head came out on top!! ( and not by a small margin) I was very impressed! Anyways Thanks for reading!

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/48 "2008-07-31T12:14:49Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/49 "2008-07-31T12:15:23Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> **Killed: 1988-89 Canadian Bus passenger**  
> :snky: Just finally completed decapitating my seatmate on the bus. One thing led to another and next thing I knew we were egged on by a mutual friend to sever this random guy’s head. I dont really like killing wrecklessly on busy roads so i agreed to only kill one passenger. So we get on road XXX and do my little trick and the head came out on top!! ( and not by a small margin) I was very impressed! Anyways Thanks for reading!

meh… 6/10. mostly for effort.

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**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/50 "2008-07-31T13:43:22Z")

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crazy shit

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**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/51 "2008-07-31T13:46:45Z")

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“Colwell praised the “extraordinary” level- **headedness** and bravery of the bus driver and passengers”

srsly?!? lol

EDIT:  
“When he got on the bus again, he came to the back near where I was sitting. He put his bags in the over **head** compartment.”

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**Author:** ![ezfd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ezfd/32/7334_2.png) [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/52 "2008-07-31T22:20:04Z")

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what the fuck meyng!!??!?!! aint that some shit

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/53 "2008-07-31T22:29:12Z")

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I want to say something along the lines of a rosa parks comment… but… I’m not gonna touch this one

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/54 "2008-07-31T22:34:14Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> I want to say something along the lines of a rosa parks comment… but… I’m not gonna touch this one

soft.

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/55 "2008-07-31T22:51:51Z")

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not one mention of herpes? cmon guys…theres gotta be SOMETHING…

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**Author:** ![Bovice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bovice/32/5084_2.png) [@Bovice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bovice)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/56 "2008-07-31T23:23:15Z")

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> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> not one mention of herpes? cmon guys…theres gotta be SOMETHING…

the russian was actually the one who cut the guys head off because he cracked a herpes joke…

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**Author:** ![Penfold](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/penfold/32/5007_2.png) [@Penfold](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Penfold)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 11:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/57 "2008-07-31T23:34:33Z")

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so…my first attempt at a robot has failed.

Back to the drawing board since the prototype is in prison.

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**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/58 "2008-08-01T07:07:07Z")

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Maybe the guy didn’t like his hairdo and was trying to give him a haircut:

![http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/SHLOG/canadaguy.png](http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/SHLOG/canadaguy.png)

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/59 "2008-08-01T07:57:10Z")

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this story is way more intense (not saying accurate)

[http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080731.wmanbus0731/BNStory/National/home](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080731.wmanbus0731/BNStory/National/home)

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hai-i-cut-your-head-off-v-crazy-canucks/52456/60 "2008-08-01T07:59:49Z")

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After the long delay one of the passengers asked, “When are we heading out?”

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