# Oh haiz dad i just had t3h sexorz on teH beach for the FIRST TIME no wAIz!!!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 11, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577 "2008-12-11T13:31:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2008, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/21 "2008-12-11T13:58:12Z")
its SOOOO fake…
you really think somebody had access to the Texts?
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### Author:  [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/22 "2008-12-11T13:59:31Z")
LOL
> [@Viper966](#):
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> its SOOOO fake…
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> you really think somebody had access to the Texts?
she easily could have taken a picture of it to send to a friend as an “OMG LOOK WHAT I JUST SENT MY DAD”
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### Author:  [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/23 "2008-12-11T14:05:09Z")
hahaha, i did something like this once.
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### Author:  [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/24 "2008-12-11T14:06:04Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> sure they do
omg it really IS the future
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2008, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/25 "2008-12-11T14:49:48Z")
Yeah, this is not real…
If it was, it must have been magical:roflpicard:… Sex on the beach fuggin sucks!
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/26 "2008-12-11T15:23:52Z")
> [@MOBOOST4U](#):
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> Yeah, this is not real…
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> If it was, it must have been magical:roflpicard:… Sex on the beach fuggin sucks!
?? You were doing something wrong.
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### Author:  [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/27 "2008-12-11T15:29:25Z")
:bigclap:
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### Author:  [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/28 "2008-12-11T15:33:10Z")
:lol:
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### Author:  [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/29 "2008-12-11T15:33:18Z")
> [@Paulo](#):
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> ?? You were doing something wrong.
sand tip \> \*
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/30 "2008-12-11T15:35:00Z")
> [@Paulo](#):
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> ?? You were doing something wrong.
Yeah… not taping up my asscrack…
No, theres people walking by on occasion and you roll over on to a rock or sandcrab and it has just never been enjoyable.
Its a played out fetish like Asians!
Edit: myyy baddddd… I thought we were talking sex with the beach… Sandy Seagull ftw:mamoru:
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### Author:  [@Drexial](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Drexial)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/31 "2008-12-11T17:18:48Z")
OK I hate telling stories like this, but…
This Guy I know told his friend that the girl his friend was hooking up with had the STDz, so he goes to text his friend… only he doesn’t text his friend, he texted the girl and told her to be careful cause she has the STDz.
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### Author:  [@JSTANEON](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSTANEON)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/32 "2008-12-11T18:57:05Z")
I wouldnt put this one past todays girls
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### Author:  [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/33 "2008-12-12T07:01:23Z")
I call BS on this. How does someone book a plane ticket that fast? I’m pretty sure my iPhone timestamps all messages more then ten minutes apart.
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### Author:  [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/34 "2008-12-12T07:02:09Z")
this is soooo last week.
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/35 "2008-12-12T07:05:32Z")
> [@Locutus](#):
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> this is soooo last week.
it wasnt posted here. nerd boi.
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/36 "2008-12-12T08:03:38Z")
> [@Avatar](#):
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> I call BS on this. How does someone book a plane ticket that fast? I’m pretty sure my iPhone timestamps all messages more then ten minutes apart.
Damn. Good point. I do think it’s possible, but it definitely makes you think. He had to have been at a computer an had a browser open already to do it that fast.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/37 "2008-12-12T08:08:59Z")
I know I take pictures of all of my embarrassing text messages.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/38 "2008-12-12T08:16:05Z")
> [@Avatar](#):
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> I call BS on this. How does someone book a plane ticket that fast? I’m pretty sure my iPhone timestamps all messages more then ten minutes apart.
while I do agree with you, it’s not impossible to order/buy airline tickets in a few mins on the internet
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/39 "2008-12-12T08:19:21Z")
> [@Dr.Stevil](#):
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> while I do agree with you, it’s not impossible to order/buy airline tickets in a few mins on the internet
Especially when you are pissed.
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### Author:  [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/40 "2008-12-12T08:21:01Z")
> [@Paulo](#):
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> ?? You were doing something wrong.
no it does suck. I don’t like sand on my dick. nor do I like fun dipping a girl drunk
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