# Oh haiz dad i just had t3h sexorz on teH beach for the FIRST TIME no wAIz!!!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 11, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577 "2008-12-11T13:31:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/41 "2008-12-12T08:22:37Z")
ah the old screaming seagull.
It’s cool if you do it in a lounge chair. On the sand or only a blanket = do not want.
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/42 "2008-12-12T08:22:52Z")
It’s all about technique. You guys clearly lack it.
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### Author:  [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/43 "2008-12-12T08:25:59Z")
technique… either there is sand in her cooter or not… fuck technique. Beach sex sucks. I hate getting up and brush sand off myself it drives me insane
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/44 "2008-12-12T08:28:51Z")
not to mention i like a firm surface to brace off of as opposed to sand that squishes all over the place. My knees ended up dug in about 6 inches and got all beachburned. yuck. its like kissing in the rain. Girls go all nuts for it in movies and shit and then you actually try it and it’s just cold and wet.
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/45 "2008-12-12T08:33:06Z")
Maybe the beaches you guys did it on weren’t of fucking quality.
Cold and wetness were certainly not an issue for me. Hawaii \> \*
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/46 "2008-12-12T08:33:23Z")
This thread is turning into an issue of Cosmo.
Fags.
:hay:
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/47 "2008-12-12T08:34:56Z")
> [@Paulo](#):
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> Maybe the beaches you guys did it on weren’t of fucking quality.
>
> Cold and wetness were certainly not an issue for me. Hawaii \> \*
Hawaii… was it like magic???
All I can picture is the opening scene from the movie Greece
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/48 "2008-12-12T08:35:57Z")
> [@Paulo](#):
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> Maybe the beaches you guys did it on weren’t of fucking quality.
>
> Cold and wetness were certainly not an issue for me. Hawaii \> \*
I was referring to kissing in the rain being cold and wet. Fucking on the beach is quite the opposite. And the beach I tried is most definitely of quality. Punta Cana, Dominican Rep.
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/49 "2008-12-12T08:36:12Z")
god…paulo is such a giant fggt.
i bet you came in on horseback…wearring shorts and a white button down, but the button down was all open…so it showed ur manchest .
then you had teh seckz on the beach
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/50 "2008-12-12T08:38:18Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#):
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> god…paulo is such a giant fggt.
>
> i bet you came in on horseback…wearring shorts and a white button down, but the button down was all open…so it showed ur manchest .
>
> then you had teh seckz on the beach
At least when I did it, it was with a GIRL, Aaron!
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/51 "2008-12-12T08:39:10Z")
It wasn’t a movie scene, but out of the numerous times I did it. I had a good time. Fucking outside is fun in general lol.
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/52 "2008-12-12T08:40:31Z")
> [@Paulo](#):
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> At least when I did it, it was with a GIRL, Aaron!
well…thats good. we now know ur not a giant gay. 🤓
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### Author:  [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/53 "2008-12-12T08:41:40Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#):
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> well…thats good. we now know ur not a giant gay. 🤓
how does sand in your asshole feel? I bet its a pleasant experience
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/54 "2008-12-12T08:44:22Z")
> [@Paulo](#):
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> It wasn’t a movie scene, but out of the numerous times I did it. I had a good time. Fucking outside is fun in general lol.
I disagree… Comfort ftw. Outside you are restricted to too few positions…
How else can you master the Russian Snow Plow or the David Copperfield???
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/55 "2008-12-12T08:47:31Z")
Hahaha. Sometimes it’s about enjoying the outdoors while getting your fuck on. I wouldn’t give up the normal raging bed sex for it.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/56 "2008-12-12T08:49:00Z")
Did you ever bang while ironing? It’s sweet.
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/57 "2008-12-12T08:49:26Z")
> [@sureshot!](#):
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> Did you ever bang while ironing? It’s sweet.
:bigclap:
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/58 "2008-12-12T08:51:37Z")
> [@sureshot!](#):
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> Did you ever bang while ironing? It’s sweet.
Pics?
Banging or getting head while watching TV is fun. Reverse cowgirl FTW.
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/59 "2008-12-12T08:57:49Z")
> [@Paulo](#):
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> Pics?
>
> Banging or getting head while watching TV is fun. Reverse cowgirl FTW.
My view would be blocked ☹
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/60 "2008-12-12T09:04:22Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> My view would be blocked ☹
HAHAHA. Wall mount man.
EDIT - That still may not solve YOUR issue. lol. Ceiling mount?
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