# Oh haiz dad i just had t3h sexorz on teH beach for the FIRST TIME no wAIz!!!
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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 11, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577 "2008-12-11T13:31:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/61 "2008-12-12T09:05:19Z")
i once fingerblasted a girl under a blanket at a campfire. She was sitting to my right. Her dad was sitting to my left.
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/62 "2008-12-12T09:07:00Z")
Pics of the dad?
Wait…wat
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/63 "2008-12-12T09:07:34Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> i once fingerblasted a girl under a blanket at a campfire. She was sitting to my right. Her dad was sitting to my left.
I attemped that before and got the dad very angry. It ended in a 4am yelling match in the backyard between her and her father while I slipped out the front door lol
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### Author:  [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/64 "2008-12-12T09:09:12Z")
LOL, never did it near parents, but I have done it when around a group of people, under the blanket of course!
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/65 "2008-12-12T09:09:22Z")
On a trip to Vermont, my first girlfriend ever gave me head in the 3rd row of a van that her parents were driving. There was a video playing in the second seat on a CRT tv plugged into an inverter. It was ET. Apparently my buddy in the second row caught the gist of what was occuring, because when drew barrymore calls elliot a PENISBREATH, he made some audible remark about irony.
having a girlfriend sucks. i used to be so ruthless.
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/66 "2008-12-12T09:11:20Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> i once fingerblasted a girl under a blanket at a campfire. She was sitting to my right. Her dad was sitting to my left.
ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo
Anything but sex in the Mojave Desert is for pussys … Roll over on a Silver Cholla while 69’ing in 100 degree dry heat, and then lets hear some stories!!!
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/67 "2008-12-12T09:12:40Z")
> [@MOBOOST4U](#):
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> Roll over on a Silver Cholla while 69’ing in 100 degree dry heat, and then lets hear some stories!!!
No thanks bro, im good.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/68 "2008-12-12T09:13:57Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> No thanks bro, im good.
yeah. i def don’t wanna hear a story about 2 dicks.
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/69 "2008-12-12T09:14:32Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> yeah. i def don’t wanna hear a story about 2 dicks.
👏 well played
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/70 "2008-12-12T09:16:39Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> yeah. i def don’t wanna hear a story about 2 dicks.
If I have to look at 1 in your avatar, you can read about 2.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/71 "2008-12-12T09:17:11Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> If I have to look at 1 in your avatar, you can read about 2.
lol. i keep forgetting that’s there.
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/72 "2008-12-12T09:36:07Z")
how is this news anyways?
one time i over paid for an ice cream cone… haha, can you beleive it? lets post on forums about it.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/73 "2008-12-12T10:10:32Z")
> [@bing](#):
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> one time i over paid for an ice cream cone… haha, can you beleive it? lets post on forums about it.
:repost: Don’t you know how to use the search…
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-haiz-dad-i-just-had-t3h-sexorz-on-teh-beach-for-the-first-time-no-waiz/59577/74 "2008-12-12T11:57:18Z")
> [@MOBOOST4U](#):
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> Yeah, this is not real…
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> If it was, it must have been magical:roflpicard:… Sex on the beach fuggin sucks!
yeah I’ve done it…you get sand EVERYWHERE!
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