# Oh hi, you do martial arts/sports? I has a thread for you.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 22, 2007, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428 "2007-10-22T19:02:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/1 "2007-10-22T19:02:54Z")

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Note : If you have bad body odor (which by the time you are in your late 20s you should be able to figure out…)

When attending a martial arts class or playing basketball or some other sport with close contact situations - please either :

1. Shower before you go

or

1. use a generous amount of deodorant all over your body. And bring extra.

Thank you,

Your smelly Grappling partner who didn’t WANT to pin you because you smelled like ass. But I did anyway, and I’ve showered twice, and I can still smell you.

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/2 "2007-10-22T19:05:28Z")

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loollll

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/3 "2007-10-22T19:05:33Z")

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^ I hear ya. I hated that shit. What do u take btw? I took Tae Kwon Do for 9 years (2nd Degree Black Belt), i fucking hated when i had to instruct and whenever i picked someone to use as an example they reaked of shit.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/4 "2007-10-22T19:06:17Z")

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Oh like this isn’t code. grappling partner = boyfriend, I can still smell you = I’ve got crabs

Be a little more subtle next time.

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**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/5 "2007-10-22T19:08:18Z")

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how about doing drills like the medicine ball bein dropped on ur stomach, and the guy droppin it is dripping sweat on ur face

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/6 "2007-10-22T19:10:50Z")

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LoL, fuck you fry.

I do Krav Maga, but the dojo also has MMA stand fighting, and Brazilian Jujistu/Grappling and Boxing (well, also tai chi).

Obviously, tonight was grappling.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/7 "2007-10-22T19:11:47Z")

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😃

(Please don’t hurt me. I’m a hater not a fighter.)

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/8 "2007-10-22T19:12:32Z")

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[quote=“MicaH,post:5,topic:37428"”]

how about doing drills like the medicine ball bein dropped on ur stomach, and the guy droppin it is dripping sweat on ur face

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lol, at least that doesn’t smell. We had to do body drags tonight, and do the “guy climbs onto your back and has to ‘grapple’ around your body while you have to try to counter his weight”.

fucking kill me, I’m washing my arms with Ragu.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/9 "2007-10-22T19:18:08Z")

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[quote=“Daddie,post:8,topic:37428"”]

fucking kill me, I’m washing my arms with Ragu.

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And you wonder why you still smell? Dude. Soap.

:picard: OK I’m done I swear.

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/10 "2007-10-22T19:45:38Z")

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Yo, soap isn’t working, i took two showers, washed my arms like, 40 times

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**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/11 "2007-10-22T19:56:12Z")

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soft scrub? ajax?

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/12 "2007-10-22T20:00:48Z")

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fuck that blows

i will actually make efforts to avoid this sport during the remainder of my lifetime for this purpose

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/13 "2007-10-22T20:09:21Z")

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OrangeGlo?

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/14 "2007-10-22T20:14:23Z")

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[quote=“Daddie,post:6,topic:37428"”]

LoL, fuck you fry.

I do Krav Maga, but the dojo also has MMA stand fighting, and Brazilian Jujistu/Grappling and Boxing (well, also tai chi).

Obviously, tonight was grappling.

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Where do you go? What is the name of the Dojo.

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/15 "2007-10-22T20:20:21Z")

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It’s down by me near NYC y0

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**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/16 "2007-10-22T20:21:59Z")

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use some Orange Gojo the stuff with the pumace mixed in. taht will take care of it, and take all your skin cells with it

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/17 "2007-10-22T20:23:53Z")

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[quote=“The\_Russian,post:16,topic:37428"”]

use some Orange Gojo the stuff with the pumace mixed in. taht will take care of it, and take all your skin cells with it

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exactly what i figured too, that shit rocks

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**Author:** ![02svtfocus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/02svtfocus/32/7318_2.png) [@02svtfocus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02svtfocus)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/18 "2007-10-22T20:24:17Z")

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fuck that sweat hard and shower after

in high school football if I had to piss I would just piss in my pants on the sideline, squirt a little water on my wee wee, then go and knock bitches out

edit: think about a 240lbs kid laying on you after a tackle and his piss is dripping on you :lol:

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/19 "2007-10-22T20:26:32Z")

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[quote=“02svtfocus,post:18,topic:37428"”]

fuck that sweat hard and shower after

in high school football if I had to piss I would just piss in my pants on the sideline, squirt a little water on my wee wee, then go and knock bitches out

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:picard:

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-hi-you-do-martial-arts-sports-i-has-a-thread-for-you/37428/20 "2007-10-22T20:30:27Z")

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[quote=“02svtfocus,post:18,topic:37428"”]

fuck that sweat hard and shower after

in high school football if I had to piss I would just piss in my pants on the sideline, squirt a little water on my wee wee, then go and knock bitches out

edit: think about a 240lbs kid laying on you after a tackle and his piss is dripping on you :lol:

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I would probably break your arm.

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