# Oh No, they've found SRS BZNS!!!

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**Created:** [May 27, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-no-theyve-found-srs-bzns/252321 "2010-05-27T14:30:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-no-theyve-found-srs-bzns/252321/1 "2010-05-27T14:30:49Z")

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Feds Break Up Major Online International Child Porn Ring

> **[Feds Break Up Major Online International Child Porn Ring](http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/05/26/feds-break-major-online-international-child-porn-ring.html)**
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> More than 50 people have been arrested in several states since the 2008 start of the investigation, and authorities are seeking the extradition of several suspects from overseas.

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**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-no-theyve-found-srs-bzns/252321/2 "2010-05-27T14:50:05Z")

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haha holy shit that must have beeeen a LOT of cp

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**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-no-theyve-found-srs-bzns/252321/3 "2010-05-27T22:17:33Z")

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for somereason i clicked the link expecting to see CP pictures. haha

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**Author:** ![Sady](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sady/32/6340_2.png) [@Sady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sady)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 4:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-no-theyve-found-srs-bzns/252321/4 "2010-05-28T04:35:00Z")

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No pics = fail. :lol

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**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-no-theyve-found-srs-bzns/252321/5 "2010-05-28T04:50:07Z")

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> [@WTH: Are you a l33t h4x? Possible job opening](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-are-you-a-l33t-h4x-possible-job-opening/32239/15):
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> No pics = fail. :lol

The fed’s took them away, sorry. ☹

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-no-theyve-found-srs-bzns/252321/6 "2010-05-28T06:02:39Z")

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Srs Bzns here guys, its not all that bad. There is a skylight right next to my cell, they let me have a lap top which is funny since thats what got me in here in the first place and I get free premium cable and 3 square meals a day.

Also Sam can come for a congigal visit once a week and since I am an inmate i can go back to school for anything I want and you poor schmucks have to pay for it. I’m thinking either nuclear engineering or early childhood development.

Here is my jail cell  
 ![http://www.ntnews.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2008/04/20/jail_cell.jpg](http://www.ntnews.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2008/04/20/jail_cell.jpg)

I only have to be in here at night, during the day we spend 8am-7pm in this area  
 ![http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rge7tRF9k4w/Rn_ZDe4XVrI/AAAAAAAAAGk/r-5-O6di8_Q/s400/prison-leoben3.jpg](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rge7tRF9k4w/Rn_ZDe4XVrI/AAAAAAAAAGk/r-5-O6di8_Q/s400/prison-leoben3.jpg)

here is our cafeteria, since this is minimum security rich people prison the feds let it be co-ed but there can be no sexual stuff.  
 ![http://farm1.static.flickr.com/241/529110942_6ef4a764a9.jpg](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/241/529110942_6ef4a764a9.jpg)

Really not a bad deal for me
