# OH the best thing I have heard in the office today!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 19, 2005, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763 "2005-04-19T08:59:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/1 "2005-04-19T08:59:44Z")
Tech support here explaining to a customer what there password is: and he is going on like "A as in apple, six, one, ‘Q’…no no ‘Q’, no m’am a ‘Q’ as in ‘cue ball’ " HOLY F’in shit this is what i have to hear everyday…and the kid cant go 2 sentences without using the word ‘basically’ durrr durrrr gotta love it!! and he starts at 11am and his boss was just like “how ya doin” he responds “im tired”…you piece of shit! Cant wait till I move across the building!!! ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/2 "2005-04-19T09:03:46Z")
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/3 "2005-04-19T09:15:05Z")
that’s funny… ‘basically’ he’s a douchebag… and q as in quizno’s works better than cue ball… being that’s a C and all :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/4 "2005-04-19T09:34:27Z")
> [@fshowcars](#): > > and q as in quizno’s 😋 ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/5 "2005-04-19T09:37:01Z")
I cant believe you think that way of Whitey! ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/6 "2005-04-19T10:48:27Z")
> [@Be\_Rad](#): > > I cant believe you think that way of Whitey! haha, it wasnt whitey! it was our buddy T-Rex ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/7 "2005-04-19T10:49:45Z")
no actually a buddy per say more like a co-worker ---
**Author:** ![SonofaBish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@SonofaBish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SonofaBish)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/8 "2005-04-19T10:52:12Z")
q as in quit your job ---
**Author:** ![SonofaBish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@SonofaBish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SonofaBish)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/9 "2005-04-19T10:52:29Z")
to the other guy that is ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/10 "2005-04-19T11:23:31Z")
T-REX? do tell… I hate people that say ‘basically’ every other word. Theres some psychology term for that but I cant htink of it… bah! annoying ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/11 "2005-04-19T11:25:23Z")
dude walks around with his arms tucked to his side with his hand by his chest… real funny ---
**Author:** ![TBeck2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e274bd/32.png) [@TBeck2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TBeck2000)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/12 "2005-04-20T07:56:23Z")
Just one hand by his chest? Napoleon? If it’s two hands, does it look like Monty Burns? ![http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/fox/the_simpsons/harry_shearer/char_burns.jpg](http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/fox/the_simpsons/harry_shearer/char_burns.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/13 "2005-04-20T07:57:15Z")
> [@whitey](#): > > dude walks around with his arms tucked to his side with his hand by his chest… real funny Pics? ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/14 "2005-04-20T08:15:00Z")
hog-tie him and gang fuck him in the bathroom. He’ll never want to go through the humiliation of having everyone know that his cornhole was reamed out by multiple guys against his will, and he’ll get the message to pick a new carreer. ---
**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/15 "2005-04-20T08:32:25Z")
how about just using the phonetic alphabet…q = quebec ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/16 "2005-04-20T08:34:05Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > hog-tie him and gang fuck him in the bathroom. He’ll never want to go through the humiliation of having everyone know that his cornhole was reamed out by multiple guys against his will, and he’ll get the message to pick a new carreer. and you have the nerve to call me a sick fuck. :love: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-best-thing-i-have-heard-in-the-office-today/173763/17 "2005-04-20T11:25:54Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#): > > and you have the nerve to call me a sick fuck. :love: means to an end my brother. means to an end.