# oh wow, sex with cars..... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 21, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-wow-sex-with-cars/51859 "2008-07-21T08:29:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-wow-sex-with-cars/51859/1 "2008-07-21T08:29:15Z")
> **[Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html)** > > A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles. i dont know what to say "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them. " ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-wow-sex-with-cars/51859/2 "2008-07-21T08:46:26Z")
> Edward Smith, who lives with his current “girlfriend” – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla. wow, apparently he’s been having “relationships” with cars since he was 15… Kind of makes you think a little deeper when someone calls a car sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-wow-sex-with-cars/51859/3 "2008-07-21T08:49:57Z")
This is strange to you? :snky: ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-wow-sex-with-cars/51859/4 "2008-07-21T08:51:37Z")
He had sex with Herbie. :gay2: ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-wow-sex-with-cars/51859/5 "2008-07-21T09:00:59Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > Kind of makes you think a little deeper when someone calls a car sexy. or about the used car you may be looking at, lol ---
**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-wow-sex-with-cars/51859/6 "2008-07-21T09:14:08Z")
well considering this guy could be raping your car nightly…yes it does concern me it said somewhere in there he’s had most of his relations with cars he does not own… ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-wow-sex-with-cars/51859/7 "2008-07-21T09:18:25Z")
so if the car has a guys name to it… does that make the guy gay? also… I’m kind of curious how he is sexifying these cars… is he sticking his dick in the exhaust, wrapping his moist lips around the exhaust and stick shift? rolling around naked on the car dragging his genitals all over the rear quarterpanel? I’m trying to think where one gets pleasure from this… and I can’t see it ---
**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-wow-sex-with-cars/51859/8 "2008-07-21T09:20:24Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > so if the car has a guys name to it… does that make the guy gay? also… > > I’m kind of curious how he is sexifying these cars… > > is he sticking his dick in the exhaust, wrapping his moist lips around the exhaust and stick shift? rolling around naked on the car dragging his genitals all over the rear quarterpanel? > > I’m trying to think where one gets pleasure from this… and I can’t see it WHAT THE FUCK MAN… WHY CANT YOU BE MORE SERIOUS!!! THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE… FUCK IM GOING TO COME OVER AND BEAT YOU SENSLESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-wow-sex-with-cars/51859/9 "2008-07-21T09:20:58Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > I’m trying to think where one gets pleasure from this… and I can’t see it don’t forget: fuel filler neck hvac vents seat crevices (between bottom & back)