# Ohh the irony...

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 24, 2012, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-the-irony/263521 "2012-04-24T21:13:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-the-irony/263521/1 "2012-04-24T21:13:56Z")

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[http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/another-heart-attack-grill-customer-collapses-while-eating-191647836.html](http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/another-heart-attack-grill-customer-collapses-while-eating-191647836.html)

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**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-the-irony/263521/2 "2012-04-24T21:35:50Z")

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I side with the owner 100%

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-the-irony/263521/3 "2012-04-25T04:15:53Z")

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> The Heart Attack Grill offers free meals to any customer who weighs over 350 pounds and features a butterfat milkshake, nonfiltered cigarettes, “flatliner” fries and four burgers, each rated on an ascending scale of “a single bypass” to the “quadruple bypass.”

damn

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 4:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-the-irony/263521/4 "2012-04-25T04:34:12Z")

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:rofl

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**Author:** ![d\_gage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_gage/32/6321_2.png) [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 5:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-the-irony/263521/5 "2012-04-25T05:01:48Z")

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lol crazy

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**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-the-irony/263521/6 "2012-04-25T06:54:02Z")

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America…fuck yeah.

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-the-irony/263521/7 "2012-04-25T14:19:50Z")

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“I’d like to order a Quadruple bypass burger,Flatliner Fries and a Diet Coke please”

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-the-irony/263521/8 "2012-04-25T14:23:12Z")

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Legit.

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**Author:** ![Johawk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johawk/32/6284_2.png) [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-the-irony/263521/9 "2012-04-25T14:34:25Z")

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The biggins always order a 42 ounce diet cola. It makes me laugh every time. I accidentally said “really?” out loud behind a 400+ lb woman ordering 2 meals for herself cause the super size was not enough and getting them with diet cokes.

I was just happy I was not on duty.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-the-irony/263521/10 "2012-04-25T14:35:28Z")

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I know… its like, why not just drink water.

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**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-the-irony/263521/11 "2012-04-25T16:21:25Z")

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Well it is avertised as causing you to require a quad bypass. Guess thats some pretty accurate marketing on their part.