# Ohsoquick's ricer x-mas
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 12, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932 "2003-12-12T13:14:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/1 "2003-12-12T13:14:18Z")
= gay as fuck.
v.2
Twas the night before Christmas and stuck at his place,
is our good friend ohsoquick, his eyes burning with mace.
He tried, he tried, to put his hands on the skank,
so he could go home and give it a yank.
The wrinkled old whore did put up a fight,
kicked him square in the balls, and pulled out a knife.
Ohsoquick like a gay little sissy did leave,
but back home he had a trick up his sleeve.
On Pedro! on Marco!, on Tony and Paul,
these are the names of his male blow-up dolls.
His Mustang is slow, it wont go in the snow,
but when he rolls to Pegasus, it guarantees him a blow.
He thinks he is tough, he thinks he is fast,
but come spring time these thoughts wont last.
Hondas, and Talons and Nissans, oh my!
The import crew will be owning this guy.
Trickflow and Holley are the names the he shouts,
i think ill have Secutor just knock this guy out.
Qhsoquick, we hate you we think your a queer,
So lets ban this fag and then get some beer.
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### Author:  [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/2 "2003-12-12T13:28:15Z")
can anyone say
OWNED:eek:
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### Author:  [@vtecsol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vtecsol)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/3 "2003-12-12T13:32:51Z")
own3d damn mike that was pretty good vanilla ice better watch out
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/4 "2003-12-12T13:39:01Z")
I’m impressed darkstar, that’s some funny shit :bigthumb:
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### Author:  [@Stroker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stroker)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/5 "2003-12-12T13:52:26Z")
:bowdown: :owned:
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/6 "2003-12-12T14:40:48Z")
That was so fucking gay…
:rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/7 "2003-12-12T14:41:38Z")
> _Originally posted by Shaggy_
> **That was so fucking gay…**
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> **:rolleyes:**
> x2:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :tounge:
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/8 "2003-12-12T14:42:55Z")
> _Originally posted by Shaggy_
> **That was so fucking gay…**
>
>
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> **:rolleyes:**
awww was i making fun of you mustang buttbuddy???
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/9 "2003-12-12T14:43:14Z")
too bad that was taken from somewhere else… nice try mikey:rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/10 "2003-12-12T14:44:19Z")
> _Originally posted by Darkstar_
> **awww was i making fun of you mustang buttbuddy???**
i have no mustang friends, there all gay…:eek:
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/11 "2003-12-12T14:46:21Z")
I can always pull out the NONE FACT \>
i’m sure you would be willing to kick my ass…
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/12 "2003-12-12T15:05:56Z")
> _Originally posted by Shaggy_
> **too bad that was taken from somewhere else… nice try mikey:rolleyes:**
:ugh:
sorry dude i typed every word of that out myself…
and i have no idea what the hell your last post is about.
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/13 "2003-12-12T15:09:45Z")
:sadwavey:
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### Author:  [@ohsoquik02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoquik02)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/14 "2003-12-12T16:47:10Z")
dont lie you ignorant fucker. your vocabulary is that large to
think of all that stuff yourself. its going to be fun when or if you ever show
your damm face up here again. ill embarrass your ass just like your hoe does
over and over again when she denies you to watch her and her friend lick
carpet.
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/15 "2003-12-12T16:51:24Z")
> _Originally posted by ohsoquik02_
> **dont lie you ignorant fucker. your vocabulary is that large to
> think of all that stuff yourself. its going to be fun when or if you ever show
> your damm face up here again. ill embarrass your ass just like your hoe does
> over and over again when she denies you to watch her and her friend lick
> carpet.**
🤣
nothing like a threat of violence, over the internet, to someone you’ve never met, who is currently living in another state, to prove ones manhood.
/yourself
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### Author:  [@ohsoquik02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoquik02)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/16 "2003-12-12T16:58:28Z")
that aint no threat its the truth, but since you cant handle the truth
you can stay in your own little world. and what was the name of
you hoes tempo that she named it???
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### Author:  [@ohsoquik02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoquik02)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/17 "2003-12-12T17:02:39Z")
and what is this i hear that you insulted the impulse guy from PSR
and you didnt do shit. owned 100% at crafton. i was there and you
chickened out. jack was going to kick your ass
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/18 "2003-12-12T17:10:18Z")
> _Originally posted by ohsoquik02_
> **and what is this i hear that you insulted the impulse guy from PSR
> and you didnt do shit. owned 100% at crafton. i was there and you
> chickened out. jack was going to kick your ass**
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOTUS TUNED SUSPENSION
he told me he was gonna be at crafton, and for me to show up and he was gonna beat my ass. I showed up, yet i didnt get my ass beat. I chickened out how??
Oh, and the tempo is the Ocelot.
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/19 "2003-12-12T17:16:53Z")
you guys get too personal…:eek3:
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohsoquicks-ricer-x-mas/162932/20 "2003-12-12T17:19:22Z")
> _Originally posted by Shaggy_
> **you guys get too personal…:eek3:**
> :eek: :eek:
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