# Ok Nyspeed lawyers and cops... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 10, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318 "2008-07-10T22:31:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![slowtalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowtalon/32/7205_2.png) [@slowtalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowtalon)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/61 "2008-07-11T20:49:02Z")
or a live minefield sign… Now just to find some mines, i hear theres alot laying around in africa maybe they will let you have some. ---
**Author:** ![TrapMuzik82](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trapmuzik82/32/7488_2.png) [@TrapMuzik82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrapMuzik82)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/62 "2008-07-11T22:29:31Z")
Why not a NYSpeed camp out in your backyard? Freeze up some paintballs and see where the night can go. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/63 "2008-07-11T23:03:54Z")
For a fee I will stalk, hunt, and shoot the shit out of those fuckers with extremely powerful airsoft guns. ---
**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/64 "2008-07-12T08:40:37Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > For a fee I will stalk, hunt, and shoot the shit out of those fuckers with extremely powerful airsoft guns. Very tempting. But than i have to deal with the whole teenage herp problem that will arise from that… LOl sorry man i had to ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/65 "2008-07-12T08:42:55Z")
Yes but then you know they wont reproduce OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ---
**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/66 "2008-07-12T08:57:10Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > Yes but then you know they wont reproduce > > OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Haha. very true. I dunno. ill probably put up some signs and borrow some dogs from the fam for a few days. Worst come to worst Ill water board a few of them until they agree not to fuck with me and respect my authority. ---
**Author:** ![slowtalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowtalon/32/7205_2.png) [@slowtalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowtalon)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/67 "2008-07-12T10:04:50Z")
![http://www.yanivalfasy.com/SM/profilepics/Cartman.jpg](http://www.yanivalfasy.com/SM/profilepics/Cartman.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/68 "2008-07-12T11:09:51Z")
> [@mechanicalmadness](#): > > Fry’s idea is also very intriguing. So i attached a pic and ill let him pick out the stabby object of his liking. the Czechoslovakian machete is probably about 20 years old and the knife (my baby) is exactly 8 months older than me. Got anything rustier? Nothing like a little tetanus to send a message. Lock jaw will keep those little bastards from talking back. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/69 "2008-07-12T13:03:55Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Got anything rustier? Nothing like a little tetanus to send a message. Lock jaw will keep those little bastards from talking back. 🙂 Been contemplating on weather or not to acid dip the machete. But it has some sort of non rust related coat on it, and I dont want to strip that off. On the other hand the rust does look pretty shitty huh ---
**Author:** ![I\_3SHOtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/76d3ee/32.png) [@I\_3SHOtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/I_3SHOtime)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/70 "2008-07-12T17:15:17Z")
Move to Texas and you can shoot them. ---
**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/71 "2008-07-12T17:35:24Z")
found some signs you should think about putting up: ![http://brainlessworld.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/signs10.jpg](http://brainlessworld.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/signs10.jpg) ![http://brainlessworld.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/signs11.jpg](http://brainlessworld.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/signs11.jpg) ![http://www.definitivecaribbean.com/admin/images/imagelibrary/13549_Security-You-might-get-shot_normal.jpg](http://www.definitivecaribbean.com/admin/images/imagelibrary/13549_Security-You-might-get-shot_normal.jpg) ![http://media.funny.co.uk/files/4010.jpg](http://media.funny.co.uk/files/4010.jpg) ![http://bp3.blogger.com/_JpM0c2239AU/Rzw3ZpXTDrI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/pvaxT8vGrC8/s320/Msia_sign3.jpg](http://bp3.blogger.com/_JpM0c2239AU/Rzw3ZpXTDrI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/pvaxT8vGrC8/s320/Msia_sign3.jpg) ![http://jokesigns.com/Violators_Sign_103.gif](http://jokesigns.com/Violators_Sign_103.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/72 "2008-07-12T17:49:53Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Kill one. The rest will get the message. Truth. ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/73 "2008-07-12T19:39:03Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > For a fee I will give them genital herpes with an extremely powerful corn dick 😛 sorry i had too ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/74 "2008-07-12T22:06:24Z")
LOL ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/75 "2008-07-12T23:02:32Z")
For everyone who said freeze paintballs, Fuck you’re all dumb. ---
**Author:** ![somedude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/76 "2008-07-13T07:05:55Z")
> [@cky89](#): > > For everyone who said freeze paintballs, Fuck you’re all dumb. yeah frozen paintballs is a horrible idea. you should just use frozen ice balls so the evidence disappears 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/77 "2008-07-13T11:49:54Z")
> [@somedude](#): > > yeah frozen paintballs is a horrible idea. you should just use frozen ice balls so the evidence disappears 🙂 Haha. Improvised ammo ey lol. ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/78 "2008-07-14T07:16:37Z")
set up a bunch of paintball landmines. Nothing illegal about that, and the kids wont come back if your yard sprays paint on them when then trespass. ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/79 "2008-07-14T13:22:34Z")
> [@RedDawg](#): > > set up a bunch of paintball landmines. Nothing illegal about that, and the kids wont come back if your yard sprays paint on them when then trespass. IMHO this is your best bet. The paint is non toxic, Stains clothes, and makes an all out mess. If I was hit with one of these I would not come back. But now you have to look at it from the eyes of an irrational teenager. You fucked up his clothes. What do you have that they are gonna fuck up? That sounds like the beginning of a war if you ask me. And I am not to sure what kids do these days. But when I was 16-18 we played mailbox baseball, baby oil the windshield, cut valve stems, super glued locks, and so on… ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/80 "2008-07-14T13:33:30Z")
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