# Ok Nyspeed lawyers and cops... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 10, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318 "2008-07-10T22:31:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 53
**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318/53 "2008-07-11T13:06:11Z")
Allright. Im in fisher court for those who asked. Seccond: I contemplated the paintball gun idea but having played with some cheating bastards in the past i tend to aim for the head instinctively. The last thing i need is some kid with painball for an eye running around my yard. Although Id fucking die laughing. I think DAddie mentioned bean bag shells. I would love to thump one of those D-bags with one. but what would the legal ramifications be? In all honesty though I dont want to hurt the kids. In all I have been contemplating a home defense shotgun load that consists of a beanbag, bird shot, and than slugs till the end. The addition of a non lethal round is somewhat unorthodox but I figure if they dont get the idea that they shouldnt be in my house after that, than its bloodening time after the beans . But thats a story for another time. Fry’s idea is also very intriguing. So i attached a pic and ill let him pick out the stabby object of his liking. the Czechoslovakian machete is probably about 20 years old and the knife (my baby) is exactly 8 months older than me. I have a few other things around here but am too lazy to make a display at this time. BTW. The zombie cheeseburger eating shar is the fucking shit. Anyone know where i can get one? --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-nyspeed-lawyers-and-cops/51318)._