# Okay here's a good one...so why did the chicken cross the road? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [October 22, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701 "2005-10-22T17:59:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/1 "2005-10-22T17:59:27Z")
. . . . . . . . It didn’t. :jawdrop: ![http://www.sciam.com/media/inline/00076D85-79FE-11B7-B9FE83414B7F0000_1.gif](http://www.sciam.com/media/inline/00076D85-79FE-11B7-B9FE83414B7F0000_1.gif) ![http://www.e46toronto.ca/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2757&stc=1](http://www.e46toronto.ca/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2757&stc=1) ![http://www.e46toronto.ca/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2758&stc=1](http://www.e46toronto.ca/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2758&stc=1) ![http://www.e46toronto.ca/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2759&stc=1](http://www.e46toronto.ca/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2759&stc=1) ![http://www.e46toronto.ca/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2760&stc=1](http://www.e46toronto.ca/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2760&stc=1) ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/2 "2005-10-22T18:05:28Z")
hotTt dayummmmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![Real\_Deal](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/real_deal/32/7332_2.png) [@Real\_Deal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Real_Deal)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/3 "2005-10-22T18:08:14Z")
Lol that reminded me of something years ago when i was 17…I was spraying lawns for Lush Lawn and i had a job out in east bumfook going down the street @65mph and a owl came right through the windshield lol made a perfect hole with blood and feathers stuck to the edges. The head of it landed on my lap while the body sat next to me…Nasty shit that was. had blood specks everywhere on me. ---
**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/4 "2005-10-22T18:26:06Z")
damn imagine if that was 7 inches over to the driverside. ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/5 "2005-10-22T18:47:52Z")
> [@kingsario](#): > > damn imagine if that was 7 inches over to the driverside. seriously ---
**Author:** ![IwannaZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iwannaz/32/7273_2.png) [@IwannaZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IwannaZ)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/6 "2005-10-22T20:36:52Z")
gross ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/7 "2005-10-22T20:42:35Z")
it lived :lol: ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/8 "2005-10-22T21:58:50Z")
damn… thats pretty nasty ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/9 "2005-10-22T22:08:09Z")
SOoooo old. ---
**Author:** ![CobaltSS422](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@CobaltSS422](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CobaltSS422)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/10 "2005-10-22T22:24:17Z")
that sucks. that’s nasty… that bird sprayed the whole inside… lol ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/11 "2005-10-23T02:50:35Z")
at schmitts i had to clean up an audi TT convertable that cut a deer in half using the top bar for the windsheild … mmmmm ---
**Author:** ![blk300tt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@blk300tt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blk300tt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 4:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/12 "2005-10-23T04:52:51Z")
holy shit ---
**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/13 "2005-10-23T06:30:12Z")
mmmmmmm…chicken stew ---
**Author:** ![RedrRocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrrocket/32/7193_2.png) [@RedrRocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedrRocket)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/14 "2005-10-23T07:00:04Z")
Ah. its the bird flu trying to infest humans. with direct blood contact… were all doomed. ---
**Author:** ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/15 "2005-10-23T07:05:17Z")
blood and guts like whoa ---
**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/16 "2005-10-23T10:49:52Z")
nasty but dayum! ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/17 "2005-10-23T10:55:51Z")
THATS AWESOME!!! ---
**Author:** ![DJ\_X-StatiK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dj_x-statik/32/7579_2.png) [@DJ\_X-StatiK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJ_X-StatiK)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/18 "2005-10-23T17:05:05Z")
oh wow…i didnt know they could cause so much damage… that’s gotta suck…especially on a nice car like that ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/19 "2005-10-23T17:16:43Z")
> [@DJ X-StatiK](#): > > oh wow…i didnt know they could cause so much damage… > > that’s gotta suck…especially on a nice car like that must be you didn’t see Myth Busters where they were turning chickens into projetial missles and shot them through airplanes. ---
**Author:** ![BLKGSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkgsr/32/7576_2.png) [@BLKGSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BLKGSR)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/20 "2005-10-23T18:00:28Z")
Ouch, that sucks. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701.md?page=2)