# Okay here's a good one...so why did the chicken cross the road?

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**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [October 22, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701 "2005-10-22T17:59:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/21 "2005-10-23T18:43:46Z")

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Yuck. It’s funny that you titled it as you did. I almost ran over a chicken in Jeller’s evo and we were all like, “after all those why did the chicken cross the road jokes, this is actually the first time I seen one do it” :gotme:

X…

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**Author:** ![supry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@supry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/supry)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 5:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/22 "2005-10-24T05:01:25Z")

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Simply, that just sucks. Does anyone have that pic of the viper with the bird stuck between the windshield and the roof??

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/23 "2005-10-24T07:37:09Z")

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> [@kingsario](#):
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> i got decapitated by a chicken this one time

wow if that happened to me i’d take that fucker and do a burnout on the carcass

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/24 "2005-10-24T07:40:57Z")

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> [@LAFENGAS](#):
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> must be you didn’t see Myth Busters where they were turning chickens into projetial missles and shot them through airplanes.

Damnit… i was gonna post that.

Guess the Porsche glass is rated for bird strikes…

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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/25 "2005-10-24T07:44:58Z")

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> [@kingsario](#):
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> damn imagine if that was 7 inches over to the driverside.

then that guy woulda ate some cock 🤣

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-heres-a-good-one-so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/3701/26 "2005-10-24T07:47:50Z")

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^^^AHAHAHAHAHA

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