# OLD: Maury, baby, lolz, repotz? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 27, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947 "2008-08-27T10:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/1 "2008-08-27T10:45:26Z")
- Mah name is Victoria and im 15 years old and i dont care what muh mama says im gonna have a baybay. - I will do wateva it takes to take care of mah bay bay, if it has to come down to prostituting mah body, then so be it. - Im gonna dress muh baybay in all brand names and if i cant afford then i guess im gunna stehll it. - Mah mamma thinks im not ready to have a baybay but i have everything that mah baby will need. If mah baybay gets cold and eet needs a blanket, its alright cuz ahh have it. And if mah baybay needs clothes, its cool cuz i have tons of em. And if mah baybay loses a pacifier i have three (3) more. - I’m not having sex with just one, not two but tharee different guys, thats rite ima player, but its cool cuz i got it like that. - Mai life dream is to drop outta school, go on girls gone wild and have maaaah baybay. And there is nothing my stupid mutha can say to change maaah mind. :BIGBLAP: :bigclap::bigclap::bigclap: ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/2 "2008-08-27T10:46:02Z")
:roll: ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/3 "2008-08-27T10:49:58Z")
oh jesus… :lol: someone tell that hen to quit flapping her gums ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/4 "2008-08-27T10:51:44Z")
good god ---
**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/5 "2008-08-27T10:54:47Z")
we got another winnnah!!! ---
**Author:** ![brent\_strong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brent_strong/32/7203_2.png) [@brent\_strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brent_strong)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/6 "2008-08-27T11:01:10Z")
Sounds like a good lay to me. Let’s go fuck on a staircase, honey. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/7 "2008-08-27T11:02:56Z")
She has decent looking tits. edit: The “I’ll have sex for a cheeseburger” episode looks funny. ---
**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/8 "2008-08-27T11:04:56Z")
> [@newman"](#): > > - Mah name is Victoria and im 15 years old and i dont care what muh mama says im gonna have a baybay. > - I will do wateva it takes to take care of mah bay bay, if it has to come down to prostituting mah body, then so be it. > - Im gonna dress muh baybay in all brand names and if i cant afford then i guess im gunna stehll it. > - Mah mamma thinks im not ready to have a baybay but i have everything that mah baby will need. If mah baybay gets cold and eet needs a blanket, its alright cuz ahh have it. And if mah baybay needs clothes, its cool cuz i have tons of em. And if mah baybay loses a pacifier i have three (3) more. > - I’m not having sex with just one, not two but tharee different guys, thats rite ima player, but its cool cuz i got it like that. > - Mai life dream is to drop outta school, go on girls gone wild and have maaaah baybay. And there is nothing my stupid mutha can say to change maaah mind. > :BIGBLAP: > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uneIieUrgI](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uneIieUrgI) > > :bigclap::bigclap::bigclap: hi im here for the gang bang…:highfive:…who wouldnt smash that ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/9 "2008-08-27T11:05:36Z")
super another on welfare that im paying for!!! they need to make welfare island and dump all the scumbags on it to let them fend for them selfs Ohh yeah, she does not sound white! ---
**Author:** ![RLB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rlb/32/5196_2.png) [@RLB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RLB)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/10 "2008-08-27T11:06:09Z")
> [@TurdBlown Teg](#): > > we got another winnnah!!! > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_wVgCoTCwMo&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wVgCoTCwMo&feature=related) Winner, winner; Chicken Dinner. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/11 "2008-08-27T11:10:34Z")
A similar incident of underage pregnancy was registered last year in Ukraine. Bogdana Korenkova, a sixth grader, became a mother at the age of eleven. Bogdana’s mother, 28-year-old Larisa, apparently the world’s youngest grandmother, had no place to live, after she was asked to move out of the flat that she rented. The young woman went to the city administration, but she was advised to give the child away to orphanage, Ivanovo-press website reports. A six-year-old girl from the USSR became world’s youngest mother in 1930. The record was beaten in 1939, though, when five-year-old Lina Medina from Peru became a mother. ---
**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/12 "2008-08-27T11:17:34Z")
I just spent the last 1/2 hr watching maury snippets. FUCK. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/13 "2008-08-27T11:23:30Z")
[14:15] randombroad: wow were you one of the 300? [14:15] sprocketbash411: i WISH! [14:16] randombroad: hahaha she’s so dirty don’t you have any standards? [14:16] sprocketbash411: i just wanna be a stay at home dad [14:16] randombroad: yea but don’t you have any standards for the mom? [14:17] sprocketbash411: she’s got some crankin lil 15 y/o tots [14:17] randombroad: ew that have been slobbered on by how many men [14:18] sprocketbash411: idk [14:18] sprocketbash411: hopefully 299 [14:19] randombroad: why is that appealing? [14:20] sprocketbash411: haha. [14:20] sprocketbash411: it’s like a club [14:20] sprocketbash411: w/ only 300 members ---
**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/14 "2008-08-27T11:57:43Z")
> [@RLB](#): > > Winner, winner; Chicken Dinner. im gonna hold you to that now. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/15 "2008-08-27T12:05:22Z")
lol @ club with 300 members… you’re soooo elite! ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/16 "2008-08-27T12:06:30Z")
hmm i wonder if 28 really is the world’s youngest grandma… ---
**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/17 "2008-08-27T12:12:17Z")
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**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-maury-baby-lolz-repotz/53947/18 "2008-08-27T12:12:47Z")
bwahahahahaha that video made my day