# Old News, but still hilarious

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-news-but-still-hilarious/169338>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 24, 2004, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-news-but-still-hilarious/169338 "2004-09-24T10:11:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-news-but-still-hilarious/169338/1 "2004-09-24T10:11:55Z")

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Rush Limbaugh dodged the Vietnam draft because he had a cyst at the top of his asscrack… 🤣

a CYST!

This is one of the leading conservative pro-war voices!

haha.

SOURCE + COMMENTARY:

> **[FACT CHECK: Rush Limbaugh Avoided the Draft Due to Pilonidal Cyst?](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/draft-notice/)**
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> Was talk radio host Rush Limbaugh disqualified from the Vietnam-era draft due to a pilonidal cyst?

  
[http://www.genslab.com/Rush.html](http://www.genslab.com/Rush.html)

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-news-but-still-hilarious/169338/2 "2004-09-24T13:50:41Z")

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Rush Limbaugh is a fat bitch

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-news-but-still-hilarious/169338/3 "2004-09-24T14:16:52Z")

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i hope you get a cyst on your bum… they really hurt, and no one wants to kiss those to make them better

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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-news-but-still-hilarious/169338/4 "2004-09-24T14:19:29Z")

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theres more to the story

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-news-but-still-hilarious/169338/5 "2004-09-25T00:49:41Z")

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> [@whitey](#):
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> i hope you get a cyst on your bum… they really hurt, and no one wants to kiss those to make them better

i’ve had nine kidney stones in four years… i have no fear of ass-cysts…

and if we had to go fight nazis, pissing gravel wouldn’t stop me from enlisting.