# Older People **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 30, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-people/253024 "2010-06-30T08:32:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-people/253024/1 "2010-06-30T08:32:38Z")
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, “If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.” He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly it would lift itself.” ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-people/253024/2 "2010-06-30T08:36:09Z")
> [@RIP Bill Walsh](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rip-bill-walsh/33190/4): > > A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. > > For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting > sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. > > A woman walks past and says, snickering, > “If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.” > > He raised an eyebrow and replied, > “If you weren’t so ugly it would lift itself.” 🤣rofl ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-people/253024/3 "2010-06-30T08:42:53Z")
hahaahah, good one. its shift joke time??? lets see some more. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-people/253024/4 "2010-06-30T08:45:09Z")
:rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![LS\_WS.6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ls_ws.6/32/6563_2.png) [@LS\_WS.6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LS_WS.6)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-people/253024/5 "2010-06-30T09:12:39Z")
:lol ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-people/253024/6 "2010-06-30T10:16:49Z")
Only one I got today from a co-worker. She’s usually the joke distributor lol. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-people/253024/7 "2010-06-30T10:58:49Z")
What’s the difference between cowboy hats and tampons? Cowboy hats are for assholes. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-people/253024/8 "2010-06-30T10:58:50Z")
What’s the difference between cowboy hats and tampons? Cowboy hats are for assholes. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-people/253024/9 "2010-06-30T11:28:31Z")
:facepalm :rofl ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-people/253024/10 "2010-07-01T11:43:26Z")
HAHA! ---
**Author:** ![LS\_WS.6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ls_ws.6/32/6563_2.png) [@LS\_WS.6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LS_WS.6)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-people/253024/11 "2010-07-01T14:29:43Z")
> [@NAACP Finally speaks out regarding Michael Vick.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/naacp-finally-speaks-out-regarding-michael-vick/33196/3): > > Only one I got today from a co-worker. She’s usually the joke distributor lol. how much for that maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-people/253024/12 "2010-07-01T14:38:32Z")
> [@CALLOUT: Wavebyee & Choko](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-wavebyee-choko/33220/2): > > how much for that maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Get dis ![http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/3528ce25.png](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/7/1/71312bfd8342ac46afa2362c15fc76e5127b0ca0.png)