# Older Women Who Work In Offices.... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 1, 2008, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769 "2008-10-01T08:57:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Quattro\_Krant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ac91a4/32.png) [@Quattro\_Krant](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro_Krant)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/41 "2008-10-01T10:54:45Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > These things happen. I’d be in the same position as you if I worked upstairs in collections…but those bitches be all about hustlin. I used to do a group ride in Hamburgh on Tuesday nights from behind Coyote Cafe next to a collections company. There was always a good amount of girls outside on break, I would get nothing done working around them. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/42 "2008-10-01T10:55:23Z")
> [@evolve](#): > > eww, collections. QFT ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/43 "2008-10-01T10:57:55Z")
> [@Quattro Krant](#): > > I used to do a group ride in Hamburgh on Tuesday nights from behind Coyote Cafe next to a collections company. There was always a good amount of girls outside on break, I would get nothing done working around them. Thankfully they dont work right next to me or I would just sit there and stare. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/44 "2008-10-01T10:58:41Z")
I use the collections floor bathroom as my sanctuary to drop deuces because it’s 99% female and the few guys on it look like wastes of life so I would never be suspected. Good eye candy too, I usually take a lap to do some scouting. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/45 "2008-10-01T11:00:15Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > I use the collections floor bathroom as my sanctuary to drop deuces because it’s 99% female and the few guys on it look like wastes of life so I would never be suspected. Good eye candy too, I usually take a lap to do some scouting. HR is good for that too. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/46 "2008-10-01T11:01:28Z")
hmm, yeah, maybe i can even wipe with one of their gay fucking policy handbooks. They revised the travel & entertainment expense policy today right before I finally get to expense dinner Friday. I just had to cancel my reservation at chophouse :mad: ---
**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/47 "2008-10-01T11:07:07Z")
+karma for you. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/48 "2008-10-01T11:11:09Z")
+1 I love rants ---
**Author:** ![Quattro\_Krant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ac91a4/32.png) [@Quattro\_Krant](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro_Krant)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/49 "2008-10-01T11:12:56Z")
> [@evolve](#): > > Thankfully they dont work right next to me or I would just sit there and stare. I almost crashed my car on Chippewa when an AMAZING looking girl came out of M&T building. I have seen alot of good looking girls coming out of that building. I would LOVE to work there just for the eye candy but the pay offered was CRAP when I interviewed there. ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/50 "2008-10-01T11:15:16Z")
yeah… read it off like a telegram ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/51 "2008-10-01T11:17:18Z")
We have a lot of collections companies as our customers in the area and very few have any cute girls. most seem to be city types that bus in and bus out and always are outside smoking. Very few places I see decent looking girls doing that. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/52 "2008-10-01T11:17:53Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > hmm, yeah, maybe i can even wipe with one of their gay fucking policy handbooks. They revised the travel & entertainment expense policy today right before I finally get to expense dinner Friday. I just had to cancel my reservation at chophouse :mad: Sucks. Ours is pretty strict on travel, but other expenses seem pretty liberal. I wouldnt know though, I haven’t been able to travel yet ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/53 "2008-10-01T11:39:27Z")
On the note of crotchity old ladies that work at offices. The other variation on this is the 300 pound+ fatty, who constantly bitches about her fucking broke ass. While she sits on her fat ass doing nothing except bitching that they don’t pay enough. Or at least enough to make sure she can continue to pay to stuff her fat-ass with fast food everyday, smoke 5 packs everyday, while making a $600 a month payment on some econo box because she sucks at finances. Then going into the blah, blah, blah kids cost tons but god is my condom yeaahhhhh buddy. Then 9 months later another kid take a casual stroll out of her chasm of a crotch that is under 13 layers of fat, hohos, and cigarette ashes. But it’s not like you could tell she was pregnant anyways unless she tells you. Which she does, every gory detail. Just so she can bitch about how she puts forth minimal effort, whines anytime there is a change no matter how little, and has worked the same position for 7+ years. Expecting to get promoted without submitting a single application, or form in an attempt to do so because her fat fingers have a candy bar stuck to them and keep getting wedged between the keys and her gut. As she tries to pry their overweight ass out of the seat claiming the weight is a disorder and not a result of eating fast food in vast quantities twice a day, when it’s time to leave at the end of the day. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/54 "2008-10-01T11:41:06Z")
i love you fuzzy ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/55 "2008-10-01T12:03:17Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > [I am better than your kids.](http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule) fucker, that link was blocked by work and flagged as tasteless :ohnoes: ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/56 "2008-10-01T12:04:33Z")
I know. I’ll decide my own tastes, thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![Syrup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/57 "2008-10-01T12:06:17Z")
> [@EvilJay"](#): > > That have the smallest amount of authority piss me right the fuck off. > > No, I don’t want to hear about how shitty your kids are, unless she’s 18 and you are going to give me her number, no I don’t want to hear how you got scammed on your mortguage (pay a-fucking-tention to the fine print you stupid whore, you can’t afford to leave in EA on a combined income of fuck-all), No, I don’t know who your husband is at the company and I don’t fucking care. Sure, I’ll drop what I’m doing and help you put up posters for the dress down day on Friday, wait, you can fucking eat a dick, I don’t care about that bullshit. Jeans at work are for scrubs/the night crew/and people working in food service… Yes please, I’d love some of the brownies you sat up last night baking for everyone while you ignored your children and husband becase you have a crush on some fat guy in the office, Wait, wait wait, **you dumb twatwaffle** , I said I’d have one, I didn’t say that I wanted to hear about how painstaking it was for you to prepare them, they’re fucking brownies from a box and I. Don’t. Care. You also have no idea how little I care about your car problems, yes, I am in fact a car guy, no, I do not have a spare set of tires for your car kicking around, no, I refuse to do the brakes on your 2007 Tahoe for $50…those are friend prices and you are the furthest thing from what I consider a friend, I could care less about your car payment, and don’t you even start bitching about gas again, you clearly can’t afford the car, buy a fucking hyundai and crash it into a telephone poll. > > No, you’re not in charge of me…even thought you made some awesome powerpoint showing the chain of command at the company. I only work for 1 person, and you sure as fuck aren’t that guy, although you could fool me with that awesome mustache you’re working on you stupid-menopause suffering-1980’s business woman dressing-stupid as the day you were born-not knowing how to use a computer-shoulder pad wearing-kitten poster hanging-activity committee leading-brownie cooking-child ignoring-husband bashing failure of a life. > > Kill yourself and everyone you love. > > Peace, Love, and fuck the fuck off, > > EvilJay > > /rant LOL BEST PART ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/58 "2008-10-01T12:10:14Z")
> [@Eazy716](#): > > fucker, that link was blocked by work and flagged as tasteless :ohnoes: Type it into [www.hidemyass.com](http://www.hidemyass.com) and chances are you can get around your works web filter. ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/59 "2008-10-01T12:11:15Z")
lol funny as rant, funny as site, hsbc bitches on main and harris hill ftw! ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769/60 "2008-10-01T19:13:09Z")
God I hate when women bitch about their kids. I work with a lady (mind you, I work on the rez…) whose son just got out of rehab, and she went into the bathroom and he was sitting on the toilet, with the fan on, smoking a bowl. He has stolen money from her. He stole her van. He ran up her cell phone bill. He’s had about 256 jobs in the past 6 months. And he dates these nasty fat girls. And she still won’t kick him out. He’s going to be 21 soon. Sometimes she’ll cry about it, and I want to be like “YOU’RE THE PARENT, DUMBASS. DO SOMETHING.” She’ll buy him cigarettes and give him money for this and that, and wonder why he doesn’t keep a job. Ugh. I could go on and on. Now I feel like ranting. Good rant EJ. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/older-women-who-work-in-offices/55769.md?page=4)