# Oldie but a goodie v. joke **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 28, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039 "2009-01-28T08:11:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/1 "2009-01-28T08:11:52Z")
Old yes but still funny. An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up… The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,‘Things are great and I’ve never felt better.’ I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. ‘So what do you think about that Doc ?’ The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. ‘I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.’ One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.’ 'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge. He realized he’d left his gun at home and so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ‘bang, bang’.’ 'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?’ asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said , ‘Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.’ The doctor replied , ‘My point exactly.’ ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/2 "2009-01-28T08:26:52Z")
lmfao haha ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/3 "2009-01-28T08:56:18Z")
hahaha never heard it before A+ ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/4 "2009-01-28T09:05:10Z")
:lol: Never heard it before, and I’ve been getting forwards since Gore invented the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/5 "2009-01-28T09:07:17Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/6 "2009-01-28T09:07:18Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > :lol: Never heard it before, and I’ve been getting forwards since Gore invented the internet. Guess what? Jokes were around before the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/7 "2009-01-28T09:08:54Z")
> [@walter](#): > > Guess what? Jokes were around before the internet. :bsflag: Prove it. Link? ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/8 "2009-01-28T09:19:58Z")
Nice! X… ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/9 "2009-01-28T09:21:29Z")
> [@walter](#): > > Guess what? Jokes were around before the internet. True, jokes have been around almost as long as the sand in your vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/10 "2009-01-28T09:21:29Z")
lol… good one ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/11 "2009-01-28T09:43:56Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > True, jokes have been around almost as long as the sand in your vagina. At least his problem isn’t with centipedes… sand is more manageable. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/12 "2009-01-28T09:49:53Z")
Never heard it before lol ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/13 "2009-01-28T09:51:18Z")
Well glad to see you guys haven’t heard it! ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oldie-but-a-goodie-v-joke/62039/14 "2009-01-28T09:59:28Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > True, jokes have been around almost as long as the sand in your vagina. No no no. We all know the sand in my vagina has only been around as long as the internet because I’m just a keyboard jockey right? :banghead: