# OMFG, Now Baby Powder is Unsafe

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 4, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908 "2008-02-04T06:43:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/1 "2008-02-04T06:43:49Z")

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What the fuck? How long will it be before parents place their kids in bubble suits from infancy and until they’re 25?

[http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/01/AR2008020103284.html](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/01/AR2008020103284.html)

> All the infants’ urine had phthalates. Use of powder, lotion and shampoo was tied to higher concentrations, especially in younger infants. No such link was found with use of pacifiers, plastic toys or diaper cream.
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> Lead author Sheela Sathyanarayana, an acting assistant professor of pediatrics at the [University of Washington School of Medicine](http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/related/topic/University+of+Washington?tid=informline) in [Seattle](http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/related/topic/Seattle?tid=informline), advised parents of newborns to buy phthalate-free baby products and “limit [phthalate] exposures to the lowest amount possible.”

Reminds me of a country song on the radio the other day:

> We were born to mothers who smoked and drank  
> Our cribs were covered in lead-based paint  
> No childproof lids  
> No seatbelts in cars  
> Rode bikes with no helmets  
> and still here we are  
> Still here we are
> 
> We got daddy’s belt when we misbehaved  
> Had three TV channels you got up to change  
> No video games and no satellite  
> All we had were friends and they were outside  
> Playing outside
> 
> ~
> 
> School always started the same everyday  
> the pledge of allegiance, then someone would pray  
> not every kid made the team when they tried  
> We got disappointed but that was alright  
> We turned out alright
> 
> ~
> 
> No bottled water  
> We’d drink from a garden hose  
> And every Sunday,  
> All the stores were closed.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/2 "2008-02-04T07:07:16Z")

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Wait till you have a kid man. It’s insane what you see some of the other parents doing. My wife’s cousin won’t take her baby with her shopping because she’s afraid of kidnappings. In Lancaster. :bloated:

We went over there one night for dinner and my daughter was just learning to stand, so she’d stand for a few seconds then plop on her butt and laugh. First time she does it my wife’s cousin runs over going “is she ok” all worried. The kid is laughing and trying to climb back up the coffee table to do it again.

Some parents are just insane and intent on raising the most socially akward overprotected kid the world has ever seen.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/3 "2008-02-04T07:31:46Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> Wait till you have a kid man. It’s insane what you see some of the other parents doing. My wife’s cousin won’t take her baby with her shopping because she’s afraid of kidnappings. In Lancaster. :bloated:
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> We went over there one night for dinner and my daughter was just learning to stand, so she’d stand for a few seconds then plop on her butt and laugh. First time she does it my wife’s cousin runs over going “is she ok” all worried. The kid is laughing and trying to climb back up the coffee table to do it again.
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> **So parents are just insane and intent on raising the most socially akward overprotected kid the world has ever seen**.

Yea, I fear for the day that this generation of super-over-protected people come of age & influence. Jesus.

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**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/4 "2008-02-04T07:39:30Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> Wait till you have a kid man. It’s insane what you see some of the other parents doing. My wife’s cousin won’t take her baby with her shopping because she’s afraid of kidnappings. In Lancaster. :bloated:
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> We went over there one night for dinner and my daughter was just learning to stand, so she’d stand for a few seconds then plop on her butt and laugh. First time she does it my wife’s cousin runs over going “is she ok” all worried. The kid is laughing and trying to climb back up the coffee table to do it again.
> 
> So parents are just insane and intent on raising the most socially akward overprotected kid the world has ever seen.

I shop at tops in Lancaster all the time -i always look to see if their are unattended children roaming around. Fuck snatching purses, you know what a healthy baby goes for overseas!? Pssshhh!

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/5 "2008-02-04T07:41:43Z")

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That day is now.

With your 1st you definatly worry more…  
With my son(#2), I worry about my table and floor…  
He has a hard head you know.

I love how overprotective parents can be…  
Don’t worry though… little johhny will teach them once  
they are start school.

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/6 "2008-02-04T08:00:55Z")

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lol you know how many times my 16m/o falls off shit …but good thing we can use baby powder

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**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/7 "2008-02-04T08:03:19Z")

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Haha, bubble boys.

I’m not going to be overprotective. I remeber hearing about all the shit I went thru as a kid, and I rmember the regular ass-beatings my brother handed out.

I’m alright.

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/8 "2008-02-04T08:45:50Z")

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Thank god for bully’s in school, because without them, these kids won’t learn a fucking thing.

I can’t believe how much things have changed just since I was a kid. My sister is 12 years younger than me, and I want to slap the shit out of my Dad and Step mom for the way she’s being raised. If I did half the shit that she did, I would have a lot of scars to tell stories about.

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/9 "2008-02-04T08:49:28Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> Yea, I fear for the day that this generation of super-over-protected people come of age & influenced by Jesus.

fixed for you

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**Author:** ![copperlegend](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copperlegend/32/7445_2.png) [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/10 "2008-02-04T14:03:09Z")

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When I was a toddler, my mom left my dad in charge while she went to the neighbor’s for a tupperware party. Apparently my dad took his eyes off me for a split second, and I was drinking the can of baby powder like a bottle. He freaked out and called poison control, but they said I would be ok. I turned out pretty normal… right?

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/11 "2008-02-04T14:06:38Z")

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> [@copperlegend](#):
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> When I was a toddler, my mom left my dad in charge while she went to the neighbor’s for a tupperware party. Apparently my dad took his eyes off me for a split second, and I was drinking the can of baby powder like a bottle. He freaked out and called poison control, but they said I would be ok. I turned out pretty normal… right?

which approach do I take to this :lolsign:

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**Author:** ![copperlegend](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copperlegend/32/7445_2.png) [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/12 "2008-02-04T14:09:02Z")

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> [@66impalass](#):
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> which approach do I take to this :lolsign:

Oh be quiet and go put on some more Von Dutch 😉

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/13 "2008-02-04T16:18:15Z")

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Whoa. I must have ate some baby powder as well, because I think Von Dutch stuff is horrendous.

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**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/14 "2008-02-05T06:28:22Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> My wife’s cousin won’t take her baby with her shopping because she’s afraid of kidnappings. In Lancaster. :bloated:

wtb pics of her w/ baby walking around in manhattan rofl

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 11:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-now-baby-powder-is-unsafe/42908/15 "2008-02-06T23:45:12Z")

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says its in lubes too, does that mean repeated use of condoms can lead to the inability to have kids, thus making the use of a condom useless and costing the companys millions? bwahahaha
