# OMG HI!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 28, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440 "2005-06-28T19:42:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/1 "2005-06-28T19:42:59Z")
Hi my name’s jam and i have a 94 jetta vr6 and i deliver pizzas. i’m mostly on [ditb.com](http://ditb.com), but i was on that “other site” for a while and there are some pretty large choncers on there sooo… ya. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/2 "2005-06-28T19:44:40Z")
WTF is a choncer? ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/3 "2005-06-28T19:47:52Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > WTF is a choncer? BWHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA…i could see u getting all mad asking that… made me laugh loud at work 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Tracid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@Tracid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tracid)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/4 "2005-06-28T19:54:28Z")
hello, welcome to tha boards! ---
**Author:** ![turbosilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/91b2a8/32.png) [@turbosilly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbosilly)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/5 "2005-06-28T19:57:57Z")
jam i am!! whats up dude. heard you are sick? ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/6 "2005-06-28T20:32:33Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > BWHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA…i could see u getting all mad asking that… > > made me laugh loud at work 🤣 Shaddup fruity-ass… :shoot: ---
**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/7 "2005-06-28T20:36:20Z")
OMG HI!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/8 "2005-06-28T20:43:11Z")
ya sick as a dog right now…i think i got the flu. btw, a “choncer” can be described as this guy. [http://home.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=7416807&Mytoken=20050628053831](http://home.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=7416807&Mytoken=20050628053831) Pop that collar y0!! ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/9 "2005-06-28T20:48:52Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > Shaddup fruity-ass… :shoot: oh shut up bitch… ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/10 "2005-06-29T04:48:54Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > WTF is a choncer? define or face a 3 day ban 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 5:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/11 "2005-06-29T05:06:19Z")
Did you guys know that he has the only 94 “Wolfsburg” Jetta in the USA? Of course I call B.S. until I see some proof. Bitch.:bsflag: ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 5:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/12 "2005-06-29T05:08:38Z")
CHAUNCER… hold on i’ll get teh link… here: > [@my buddy JV](#): > > Do you know the character on the simpsons that marge went to the prom with instead > of homer,in the “way we was” episode…anyways I was watching the TV on CNN and they > were replaying a debate over the ending of the Vietnam war,It was between Kerry( > who was then a leader of Veterans against the War organization) and some dickey > south character who believed the US belonged there,anyways,John Kerry is a 80% > match of that high school debating know it all on the simpsons,he talked slow, > smooth, and condescending,whetther he was ethically right or wrong was beseides the > point , but he reaked of politician shit bagsat the tender age of 28… He was a true > “Chauncer”- this is a word I might have invented but I heard it used before in lude > bar conversation. > What is a chauncer? I’ll tell you… > Chauncers are the fuckers that you hate and it bothers you to spend so much of your > precious hate on them that should be saved for telemarketers, bitches, and the DMV. > (yes I hate bitches) A modern day chauncer is easy to spot because of the way they > dress. > A chauncer is a straight fag because, A chauncer distinguishes between the clothes > that they work in, and go out to the bar to chum for bitches in,they often dress up > in sparkley shirts with buttons and pointy collars, they wear necklaces that are > tight like a choker, there jeans are worn in and it’s not from construction > work,some 12 year old girl in laos with 7 fingers pours a toxic solution onto the > denim so that it fades in the obvious places, they will wear leather shoes often > with heals or fag sneakers,fag sneakers are shoes that are common to the New York > metropolitan area,they have a squared off toe and a half sneaker half dress shoe > apearance,chauncers outside of new york don’t realize that this is what gay dudes > where in the city…I am now going to stop talking about fashion now before I go > tootsie. > Chauncers hang out in groups of two to five and will try to out do eachother in the > bar,If you are talking to a bu nch of bitches at the bar that you already know and > are’nt into a chauncer will aproach and try to make themselves involved in a joke or > same something they find funny to spark the bitches attention… At this point it is > key to make the chauncer the joke by simply saying something like…" Are you trying > to be funny, that joke was wack", you don’t have to be creative,just blunt,…and > there inabillity to be creative will rise to the surface signaling there defeat in a > tactic that only works on Blood alcohol level .16 and higher bitches. > John Kerry is a chauncer. > Macman was a chauncer. > the guys you thought were fucks when you were younger are now chauncers > Bush is not a chauncer,he is a mentally ill soul who is on masquerade as a rich > cowboy who loves his flag and was pressured by his family into politics, had he been > born on the other side of the tracks he might run a porn shop, or sell gaskets to > dick pumps.- I don’t think this is far fetched > Joe millionare is a chauncer > your mom is not a chauncer, though your dad might have been one when he was > younger,I don’t know > mike H. and Jeff Ames are chauncers (maybe they’ll post something now) > Disclaimer: I already know this post has no coherent point to be made and is all > over the place bbut i enjoyed writing it…beeyotch) > JV > NUF sed ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 5:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/13 "2005-06-29T05:13:21Z")
also can be used as: Chauncer, Chauncy, Chaunce-Dey-Lee-Once used in a sentance: Look at the chauncer in the pink polo hitting on that fat chick or: nice popped collar chauncy ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 5:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/14 "2005-06-29T05:30:29Z")
lol. I live with this guy. He’s no chauncer. ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/15 "2005-06-29T05:32:54Z")
> [@newman](#): > > lol. I live with this guy. He’s no chauncer. i know i am mearly giving the definition to those not inclined ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/16 "2005-06-29T05:33:40Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#): > > i know i am mearly giving the definition to those not inclined i know. i was just giving a personal testemonial. ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/17 "2005-06-29T05:37:20Z")
the dude in the myspace link = straight up chaunce ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/18 "2005-06-29T06:37:36Z")
Newman you are a fucking chauncer… ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/19 "2005-06-29T06:38:20Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > Newman you are a fucking chauncer… you know what? yeah… ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440/20 "2005-06-29T06:53:14Z")
Sup FOO!!! :beer2: X… [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-hi/440.md?page=2)