# omg.... my gf just got home from work and.... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 17, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941 "2008-12-17T18:53:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![LowlyOilBurner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@LowlyOilBurner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LowlyOilBurner)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 3:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/21 "2008-12-18T03:13:44Z")
LOL!@ mt.dew birthcontrol. So they want to buy a trailer? Some of those double wides are pretty nice. Just saying. ---
**Author:** ![upstateclipse](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/upstateclipse/32/7348_2.png) [@upstateclipse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/upstateclipse)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/22 "2008-12-18T04:33:56Z")
water, you mean the stuff thats in the toilet? ---
**Author:** ![FabesVW](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fabesvw/32/5345_2.png) [@FabesVW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FabesVW)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/23 "2008-12-18T05:33:38Z")
> [@Jam"](#): > > these people ACTUALLY EXIST. HOW THE FUCK And now they’re reproducing… :eekdance: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/24 "2008-12-18T05:37:31Z")
Probably the soon-to-be wife of that dude who accidentally 3 girls last month… ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/25 "2008-12-18T06:20:02Z")
Hahaha, wow. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/26 "2008-12-18T06:27:14Z")
n00dz ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/27 "2008-12-18T06:36:41Z")
ahaha sounds like the people i talk to on the phone all day. i just got off a call where the lady plugged her phone line from her telephone to her computer without going to the wall. shes wondering why she doesn’t have a dial tone on either of the 2. ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/28 "2008-12-18T06:38:21Z")
> [@camarojoe](#): > > Is probably the same 🙂 ZING ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/29 "2008-12-18T06:38:52Z")
> [@yeamabu](#): > > ahaha sounds like the people i talk to on the phone all day. i just got off a call where the lady plugged her phone line from her telephone to her computer without going to the wall. shes wondering why she doesn’t have a dial tone on either of the 2. hahahah thats great ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/30 "2008-12-18T07:08:26Z")
pics of said girl? ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/31 "2008-12-18T08:45:24Z")
> [@n20junkie](#): > > Brando has what plants want, it has electrolytes. > > If you know the line, you know what I am talking about. Brawndo, but yes… 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Rsnake91](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rsnake91/32/4996_2.png) [@Rsnake91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rsnake91)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/32 "2008-12-18T08:47:58Z")
one word… owned ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/33 "2008-12-18T09:21:06Z")
well now we know how svt got one of his girls preggo ---
**Author:** ![diddyof2h2h](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diddyof2h2h/32/4978_2.png) [@diddyof2h2h](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/diddyof2h2h)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/34 "2008-12-18T14:47:02Z")
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK WHEN ALL UR BOWLS SAY “COOL WHIP” ON THE SIDE ---
**Author:** ![SVTdriver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svtdriver/32/4956_2.png) [@SVTdriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVTdriver)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/35 "2008-12-18T17:59:18Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > well now we know how svt got one of his girls preggo haha. im 20 with all my teef 😃 ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/36 "2008-12-18T19:13:25Z")
> [@diddyof2h2h](#): > > YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK WHEN ALL UR BOWLS SAY “COOL WHIP” ON THE SIDE ooh those are nice, mine say Country Crock on them, have matching set. ---
**Author:** ![RedrRocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrrocket/32/7193_2.png) [@RedrRocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedrRocket)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/37 "2008-12-18T19:14:22Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#): > > you know why people in mobile homes have more kids then people in regular homes ? > > the stairs at a mobile home arent tall enough to be effective … wholly fuck i just spit my miniwheats on my keyboard… fucking funny. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/38 "2008-12-18T19:19:55Z")
I was walking into a small town court in ENY for traffic court and I saw a girl no older than 20, no earlier than 8 months preggo…i’m talkin BIG bun in the oven, smodgin on a cig right outside the court door. I did a fucking triple take. “Is she preggo?..no waiii…yea…maybe not…well yeah kinda…nooo wayyy… OMG yeah…wtf??!” oh and her fat fuck BF was slammin a dew! lol no joke. They exist. ---
**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/39 "2008-12-18T19:23:44Z")
I think the count is like 5 girls that I know of had kids in or very shortly after Senior year…nothing like ruining a life then a kid. ---
**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941/40 "2008-12-18T20:38:24Z")
> [@maxwell](#): > > I was walking into a small town court in ENY for traffic court and I saw a girl no older than 20, no earlier than 8 months preggo…i’m talkin BIG bun in the oven, smodgin on a cig right outside the court door. I did a fucking triple take. > > “Is she preggo?..no waiii…yea…maybe not…well yeah kinda…nooo wayyy… OMG yeah…wtf??!” > > oh and her fat fuck BF was slammin a dew! lol no joke. > > They exist. When I worked at West Herr, one of the assistants who was in her 20’s was pregnant. She would constantly be outside smoking the whole time. Once she conned me into bringing her vehicle up to the front for her- an old conversion van with a nasty interior, cig butts all over the floor and such. Stupid trashy bitch. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-my-gf-just-got-home-from-work-and/59941.md?page=3)