# OMG you have to read this BWHAWHAHHAHWH **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 18, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240 "2006-05-18T18:17:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![misteroman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/misteroman/32/7423_2.png) [@misteroman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/misteroman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/1 "2006-05-18T18:17:40Z")
Not sure if it’s true or a repost but funny as hell!!! Not sure if it’s true or a repost but funny as hell!!! You got to love this guy… This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, “F— you!” Then he turned to his bride and said, “F— you!” Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, “I’m outta here.” He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride’s and Best man’s reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard “priceless” commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500. The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s MASTERCARD! “Life isn’t like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it’s more like a jar of Jalapenos–what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow…” D ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/2 "2006-05-18T18:22:44Z")
Beautiful. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/3 "2006-05-18T18:23:04Z")
MWaahahahahahaha!!! BURRRRRRRNNNNNN!!! ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/4 "2006-05-18T18:33:21Z")
Fucking a dude has some restraint! Can you imagine trying to bottle that in for 10 minutes let alone an entire wedding?!?!?! I guarantee he has cause himself some mental trauma. ---
**Author:** ![n20junkie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n20junkie/32/7396_2.png) [@n20junkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n20junkie)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/5 "2006-05-18T19:00:55Z")
i heard that exacty story about 5 years ago, not sure what the date on the report was, but i’m thinking urban myth. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/6 "2006-05-18T19:15:49Z")
Urban Myth or not…If I ever get married…thats what I want to do…photo shopped or not 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Boarderx192](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@Boarderx192](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boarderx192)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/7 "2006-05-18T19:21:46Z")
lol thats fuckin sweet. ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/8 "2006-05-18T19:32:43Z")
HAHAHAHAHAH thats awesome! ---
**Author:** ![blk300tt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@blk300tt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blk300tt)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/9 "2006-05-18T19:33:44Z")
AWESOME ---
**Author:** ![supry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@supry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/supry)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/10 "2006-05-18T19:53:37Z")
He’s my hero ---
**Author:** ![RockKittie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rockkittie/32/7221_2.png) [@RockKittie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RockKittie)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/11 "2006-05-18T20:01:53Z")
I’ve heard this story before! I think it’s true…but I know it wasn’t recent. ---
**Author:** ![misteroman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/misteroman/32/7423_2.png) [@misteroman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/misteroman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/12 "2006-05-18T20:35:04Z")
> [@RockKittie](#): > > I’ve heard this story before! I think it’s true…but I know it wasn’t recent. hey kittie long time no see.How’s FL doing? D ---
**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/13 "2006-05-18T20:36:03Z")
BS, a 300 person lavish wedding would cost well over 30K ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/14 "2006-05-18T20:52:07Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > I guarantee he has cause himself some mental trauma. or he wet himself out of excitement in blowing them up like that :lol: ---
**Author:** ![RockKittie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rockkittie/32/7221_2.png) [@RockKittie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RockKittie)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/15 "2006-05-18T21:43:07Z")
> [@misteroman$$$](#): > > hey kittie long time no see.How’s FL doing? > D Yeah I Know! FL is doing just fine 🙂 I just got done with Jury Duty today…that was interesting. What have you been up to? ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/16 "2006-05-18T21:54:07Z")
> **[FACT CHECK: Avenging Bride or Groom](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-brides-or-grooms-revenge/)** > > Bride or groom walks out of wedding after announcing that the new spouse has been sleeping with maid of honor or best man. Told, retold, changed… LAME… ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/17 "2006-05-18T21:57:42Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > Urban Myth or not…If I ever get married…thats what I want to do…photo shopped or not 😛 I am going to warn every girl i see you with now. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/18 "2006-05-18T22:02:48Z")
No…you can warn her about me pulling the switch a roo and boom boomin with the bridesmaids 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-you-have-to-read-this-bwhawhahhahwh/12240/19 "2006-05-19T05:15:00Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > [http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp](http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp) > > Told, retold, changed… LAME… I’d expect someone like Beck and his buddies from the 9/11 thread, who believe everything they read on the internet to fall for this, but not you.