# One for the guys. F, Marry, Kill **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 26, 2006, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844 "2006-10-26T12:17:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/1 "2006-10-26T12:17:29Z")
If you’ve listened to stern you know how this works. For those of you who havent, or dont. F Marry Kill You have to choose between those options, who you’d f, who you’d marry, and who you’d kill ![[http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/jennifer](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/jennifer) love hewitt.jpg]([http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/jennifer](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/jennifer) love hewitt.jpg) ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/juli_britney_spears_127878a.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/juli_britney_spears_127878a.jpg) ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/Christina-Aguilera---Rolling-Stone-Cover-Poster-C11793158.jpeg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/Christina-Aguilera---Rolling-Stone-Cover-Poster-C11793158.jpeg) heres my answers F- Christina, cause i bet thats fun Marry- Jennifer Love Hewitt, cause i wouldnt mind wakeing up next to her for eternity Kill- Britney, cause shes nuts ---
**Author:** ![imported\_showtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/2 "2006-10-26T12:22:57Z")
I know who i’d kill… every stupid bitch that think she’s famous from being on a MTV reality show (road rules/real world) your 15mins of fame are over…now move on and get a real job. ---
**Author:** ![SCHMEIDER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/schmeider/32/6032_2.png) [@SCHMEIDER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SCHMEIDER)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/3 "2006-10-26T12:36:01Z")
id give it to all of them…but idk bout britt cause shes bout to have a 2nd kid and im thinkin it might b a lil stretched ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/4 "2006-10-26T12:38:03Z")
faggiest. game. ever. and did anyone else hear “The Bitter Half”? Holy fuck was that lame. ---
**Author:** ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/5 "2006-10-26T12:39:52Z")
> [@F-B-A"](#): > > heres my answers > > F- Christina, cause i bet thats fun > Marry- Jennifer Love Hewitt, cause i wouldnt mind wakeing up next to her for eternity > Kill- Britney, cause shes nuts x2 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/6 "2006-10-26T12:40:12Z")
> [@F-B-A"](#): > > F- Christina, cause i bet thats fun > Marry- Jennifer Love Hewitt, cause i wouldnt mind wakeing up next to her for eternity > Kill- Britney, cause shes nuts you pretty much nailed it right there. You did forget to mention that Britney is a fat, nasty cow now. which only makes it that much easier. ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/7 "2006-10-26T12:40:15Z")
Jason Ellis on faction \> Howard ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/8 "2006-10-26T12:42:54Z")
howard stern is a fucking douchebag! ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/9 "2006-10-26T12:51:46Z")
> [@A helmet would have been nice for this drive.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-helmet-would-have-been-nice-for-this-drive/25378/4): > > id give it to all of them…but idk bout britt cause shes bout to have a 2nd kid and im thinkin it might b a lil stretched u dont even know how puusy feels,cheeks & burnyd’s brown eye dont count > [@A helmet would have been nice for this drive.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-helmet-would-have-been-nice-for-this-drive/25378/8): > > howard stern is a fucking douchebag! x2 fuck,marry & kill \>Jennifer Love Hewitt,i would fuck & lick her to death! ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/10 "2006-10-26T12:53:18Z")
> [@A helmet would have been nice for this drive.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-helmet-would-have-been-nice-for-this-drive/25378/6): > > Jason Ellis on faction \> Howard Swedish Egil + Liquid Todd \> \* ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/11 "2006-10-26T12:53:56Z")
nobody MADE you play, move along Rico ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/12 "2006-10-26T12:58:52Z")
> [@\*OFFICIAL\* 06-07 Toronto Maple Leafs Season Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-06-07-toronto-maple-leafs-season-thread/18511/312): > > nobody MADE you play, move along Rico ok. realistic answers: i’d FUCK the one who was interested. i’d MARRY the one with the most money and the least interest in a pre-nup. and i’d KILL the one who plays stupid games like this. :finger2: ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/13 "2006-10-26T12:59:08Z")
jesica Aba\>all them ---
**Author:** ![beat90tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@beat90tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beat90tsi)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/14 "2006-10-26T13:08:15Z")
Spears is useless. Hewitt is the only one even close to being marriage material. Christina is worthless, but at least she’s still hot…2 times. Stern is a white-trash loser, who happened to get noticed for being a douche. Look at Oprah, there are morons who happen to be outrageously successful in this country, and it’s only because we pay attention to them. ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/15 "2006-10-26T13:08:55Z")
> [@\*OFFICIAL\* 06-07 Toronto Maple Leafs Season Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-06-07-toronto-maple-leafs-season-thread/18511/313): > > jesica Aba\>all them Great going guys, you gave the old man a hardon. Sorry Mrs. Pewter :doh: ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/16 "2006-10-26T13:28:38Z")
> [@700 01 taurus !!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/700-01-taurus/25375/4): > > Great going guys, you gave the old man a hardon. > > Sorry Mrs. Pewter :doh: now im looking for u!:gaysex: ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/17 "2006-10-26T13:35:47Z")
> [@9-5'ers, what do you do for lunch?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/9-5ers-what-do-you-do-for-lunch/25366/16): > > now im looking for u!:gaysex: If a person would ever need soap on a rope, now would be the time. :clit: ---
**Author:** ![2003frontier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2003frontier/32/5965_2.png) [@2003frontier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2003frontier)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/18 "2006-10-26T15:16:54Z")
I would like to marry Carrie underwood lol lame i know ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/19 "2006-10-26T17:31:35Z")
> [@3/31 Como Park Backroads Cruise](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/3-31-como-park-backroads-cruise/25337/27): > > I would like to marry Carrie underwood lol lame i know I think Im going to marry her twin 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844/20 "2006-10-26T21:02:33Z")
I’d fuck Jessica Alba, then kill Jessica Alba. then fuck Jessica Alba again. Then I’d marry ShalerPunk and make lots of super intelligent babies that would infiltrate society, rise to power and take over the world and remake it in our own image. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-for-the-guys-f-marry-kill/185844.md?page=2)