# one liners, rumors,  and useless stuff

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-liners-rumors-and-useless-stuff/162428>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 20, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-liners-rumors-and-useless-stuff/162428 "2003-10-20T16:41:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![ohsoquik02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@ohsoquik02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoquik02)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-liners-rumors-and-useless-stuff/162428/1 "2003-10-20T16:41:56Z")

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- Imports in HOT ROD magazine are like boy bands being played on your favorite rock station.
- any repair job will take three times as long and cost twice as much as planned.
- the older you get, the faster your car used to be
- if there are two or more versions of the part, you got the wrong one

rumor:  
the pace car for the 2004 Indainapolis 500? we hear it will be a prototype for the next mustang

IN: finally pulling your floor mats out to clean them  
OUT: finding they were covering giant rust holes  
IN: the bumper sticker on my truck that says, “I love the smell of burnt rice”  
OUT: bumper stickers that say nothing in Japanese

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-liners-rumors-and-useless-stuff/162428/2 "2003-10-20T16:45:13Z")

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copy and paste:

I know you didnt spell that:p 😃

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**Author:** ![ohsoquik02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@ohsoquik02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoquik02)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-liners-rumors-and-useless-stuff/162428/3 "2003-10-20T16:58:30Z")

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> _Originally posted by Shaggy_   
> **copy and paste:**
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> **I know you didnt spell that:p 😃**

actually i didnt cut and paste  
i took it from carcraft and edited it  
copied words and spelled how they did so thank you and have a nice day

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-liners-rumors-and-useless-stuff/162428/4 "2003-10-20T17:05:10Z")

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> _Originally posted by ohsoquik02_   
> **actually i didnt cut and paste  
> i took it from carcraft and edited it  
> copied words and spelled how they did so thank you and have a nice day**

🤣 🤣

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**Author:** ![rusty240det](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rusty240det/32/5946_2.png) [@rusty240det](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rusty240det)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-liners-rumors-and-useless-stuff/162428/5 "2003-10-20T17:54:41Z")

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:gives:

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-liners-rumors-and-useless-stuff/162428/6 "2003-10-20T18:19:21Z")

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> _Originally posted by rusty240det_   
> **:gives:**

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-liners-rumors-and-useless-stuff/162428/7 "2003-10-20T19:09:27Z")

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> _Originally posted by rusty240det_   
> **:gives:**   
> 😃