# One scary motherfuckin bug!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [June 10, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688 "2009-06-10T22:35:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/41 "2009-06-11T06:11:08Z")
No, no, no, no. Fuck this thread. I’m leaving. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/42 "2009-06-11T06:20:19Z")
Chi City is hilarious. You ever seen his McDonalds clip? Go find it lol. “Damn. I’m gona f my walls up!” “You came to the wrong mother f’in crib doo.” That spider and centipede are both creepy. I’d scream like a 6yr old girl if a that thing came running at me at 30mph screamin. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/43 "2009-06-11T07:11:24Z")
I wanna see video of one screaming. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/44 "2009-06-11T07:12:23Z")
I do, but I don’t. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/45 "2009-06-11T07:26:03Z")
Chi city reminds me of Singh for some reason. I can see him doing the same exact thing to a bug on his wall. Did you know the arab desert dudes catch, cook and eat camel spiders ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/46 "2009-06-11T07:38:44Z")
Kill it with fire. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/47 "2009-06-11T08:17:39Z")
> [@im thankfull for the people helping to clean up the mess from the storm, BUT...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thankfull-for-the-people-helping-to-clean-up-the-mess-from-the-storm-but/19180/182): > > Chi city reminds me of Singh for some reason. > > I can see him doing the same exact thing to a bug on his wall. > > Did you know the arab desert dudes catch, cook and eat camel spiders How do you think he got rid of that lizzard? ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/48 "2009-06-11T08:56:54Z")
that thing is fucking disgusting looking. i would scream like a bitch if i saw one of those. seriously. i wouldn’t kill it, i’d burn my house down for fear of more of them. ---
**Author:** ![Z28LT1Rocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/z28lt1rocket/32/6436_2.png) [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/49 "2009-06-11T09:03:08Z")
> [@im thankfull for the people helping to clean up the mess from the storm, BUT...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thankfull-for-the-people-helping-to-clean-up-the-mess-from-the-storm-but/19180/85): > > Imagine a 2ft spider runnin at ya at 30mph screamin!! :rofl I guaruntee Id be screamin louder!! :lol Same here…:lmao ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/50 "2009-06-11T13:33:09Z")
> [@im thankfull for the people helping to clean up the mess from the storm, BUT...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thankfull-for-the-people-helping-to-clean-up-the-mess-from-the-storm-but/19180/85): > > Imagine a 2ft spider runnin at ya at 30mph screamin!! :rofl I guaruntee Id be screamin louder!! :lol You wouldn’t have to worry about that…camel spiders (which actually aren’t really spiders, hey are solifugids but like spiders, they belong to the class Arachnida.) are very afraid of humans, they run up to 30 mph, but the other way, unless you are sleeping or completely still they won’t come near you, I did wake up one time in Iraq and looked over to my buddy next to me who was passed out with one on his shoulder. He def freaked out when he woke up lol. But for the most part they are harmless other then a flesh wound that will heal up, they def can’t kill a human. Over there scorpions are something I would worry about more…trust me, I was stung by one while I was out there, not a good time! I was all sorts of fucked up, puking my brains out for like 3 days nonstop. ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/51 "2009-06-11T13:35:18Z")
Oh one other small fun fact about the camel spider…if you kill it…you better burn it and quick, if you just step on it or squash it somehow, it lets of a pheromone that attracts all the local camel spiders! Witnessed that first hand lol. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/52 "2009-06-11T13:38:11Z")
What. The. Fuck. I pray to God I will never be near enough to one that I would have to worry about burning it, nor would I have the balls to squish one in the first place. I am a real girl when it comes to bugs. I had a huge beetle in my office and refused to go back in there until it was found and destroyed. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/53 "2009-06-11T13:38:38Z")
> [@why build a harley into a chopper .... start w/ a Ducati instead](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-build-a-harley-into-a-chopper-start-w-a-ducati-instead/19195/16): > > Oh one other small fun fact about the camel spider…if you kill it…you better burn it and quick, if you just step on it or squash it somehow, it lets of a pheromone that attracts all the local camel spiders! Witnessed that first hand lol. HOLY SHIT! ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/54 "2009-06-11T13:40:35Z")
![http://www.camelspiders.net/close-spider-bite.jpg](http://www.camelspiders.net/close-spider-bite.jpg) Camel spider bite. Gross. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/55 "2009-06-11T13:46:18Z")
> [@why build a harley into a chopper .... start w/ a Ducati instead](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-build-a-harley-into-a-chopper-start-w-a-ducati-instead/19195/16): > > Oh one other small fun fact about the camel spider…if you kill it…you better burn it and quick, if you just step on it or squash it somehow, it lets of a pheromone that attracts all the local camel spiders! Witnessed that first hand lol. Wow, didnt know that one. That would be creepy lol. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/56 "2009-06-11T13:55:37Z")
that is really fucked up. bring a plumbers torch EVERYWHERE with you over there! ---
**Author:** ![Z28LT1Rocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/z28lt1rocket/32/6436_2.png) [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/57 "2009-06-11T14:07:05Z")
> [@im thankfull for the people helping to clean up the mess from the storm, BUT...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thankfull-for-the-people-helping-to-clean-up-the-mess-from-the-storm-but/19180/158): > > Chi City is hilarious. You ever seen his McDonalds clip? Go find it lol. > > “Damn. I’m gona f my walls up!” > > “You came to the wrong mother f’in crib doo.” > > That spider and centipede are both creepy. I’d scream like a 6yr old girl if a that thing came running at me at 30mph screamin. just think most people cant run any faster than 22mph and even at that prolly only for a 30 minutes tops without stopping to breath, in other words your a dead man when it spots you.:ahh:ahh ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/58 "2009-06-11T14:10:08Z")
1. Who do you know that can run 22mph 2. Who do you know that can run 22mph for 30 mins 3. Camel spiders are not deadly ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/59 "2009-06-11T14:12:23Z")
> [@why build a harley into a chopper .... start w/ a Ducati instead](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-build-a-harley-into-a-chopper-start-w-a-ducati-instead/19195/16): > > Oh one other small fun fact about the camel spider…if you kill it…you better burn it and quick, if you just step on it or squash it somehow, it lets of a pheromone that attracts all the local camel spiders! Witnessed that first hand lol. I’ve heard from a few that they don’t bother humans and a few stories that they would follow soliders and stay in their shadow to keep out of the sun ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688/60 "2009-06-11T14:13:19Z")
> [@e30 paint job \*new pics\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/e30-paint-job-new-pics/19208/19): > > just think most people cant run any faster than 22mph and even at that prolly only for a 30 minutes tops without stopping to breath, in other words your a dead man when it spots you.:ahh:ahh :facepalm:Idiots:retardclap No one can run 22mph:retardclap:Idiots and they aren’t deadly [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-scary-motherfuckin-bug/244688.md?page=4)