# One Sick Chevy Express Van

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-sick-chevy-express-van/212922>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [May 29, 2011, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-sick-chevy-express-van/212922 "2011-05-29T22:07:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-sick-chevy-express-van/212922/1 "2011-05-29T22:07:10Z")

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Tell me what you think…

[http://www.lsxtv.com/news/video-turbo-chevy-express-van-beats-corvette-zr-1/](http://www.lsxtv.com/news/video-turbo-chevy-express-van-beats-corvette-zr-1/)

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**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-sick-chevy-express-van/212922/2 "2011-05-30T06:48:08Z")

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that sucked slowest vett ever built lol

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**Author:** ![Jimshorts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimshorts/32/5915_2.png) [@Jimshorts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimshorts)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-sick-chevy-express-van/212922/3 "2011-05-30T06:52:25Z")

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lol at the A team theme song

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**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-sick-chevy-express-van/212922/4 "2011-05-30T07:03:56Z")

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Ok soooo they’re posting wins on bracket racing? Why did all the fast cars NOT go in the beaning? There is no way a stock C6 is slower then my stock C5 was. I call :bsflag: on all of this.

That being said … yeah it’s a cool setup is you’re mormon and have to cart your family around all the time.

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**Author:** ![sexyshawnlxix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7993a0/32.png) [@sexyshawnlxix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sexyshawnlxix)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-sick-chevy-express-van/212922/5 "2011-05-30T14:58:53Z")

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That van has to be the coolest thing that i have ever seen. A stock c6 has a quarter mileage time of about 12.5. Whether or not its bracket racing, a 13 second quarter mile is nothing to laugh at for a 7000 lb awd van. At least its different!

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**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-sick-chevy-express-van/212922/6 "2011-05-30T15:14:53Z")

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> [@sexyshawnlxix](#):
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> That van has to be the coolest thing that i have ever seen. A stock c6 has a quarter mileage time of about 12.5. Whether or not its bracket racing, a 13 second quarter mile is nothing to laugh at for a 7000 lb awd van. At least its different!

I agree that making something that is slow and heavy fast is nothing to laugh at BUT a stock C6 should be running a 12.5 … they claimed it was a ZR1. A stock ZR1 will be in the 10’s …

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**Author:** ![sexyshawnlxix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7993a0/32.png) [@sexyshawnlxix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sexyshawnlxix)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-sick-chevy-express-van/212922/7 "2011-05-30T15:30:09Z")

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> [@Freek](#):
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> I agree that making something that is slow and heavy fast is nothing to laugh at BUT a stock C6 should be running a 12.5 … they claimed it was a ZR1. A stock ZR1 will be in the 10’s …

True story. But the car didnt have the goofy plexiglass hood, so i doubt it was the zr-1

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**Author:** ![9c1ny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1ny/32/5050_2.png) [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-sick-chevy-express-van/212922/8 "2011-05-30T15:46:45Z")

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looks like a ZR1 to me, the Vette driver slept on the light, that aside ZR1s are capable of mid-high 10s bone stock, it just needs a driver mod

# Bone-Stock on Stock Tires

Rank ~~E.T.~~ Trap~ 60’~ Driver ~~~~~ M.Yr. Details Thread Video  
1 ~~~~10.740 133.21 1.74 blownlt1&c6z ~ 2009 details~~ thread video  
2 ~~~~10.794 132.21 1.80 jamie furman ~ 2009 details~~ thread  
3 ~~~~10.851 129.89 1.70 racerns~~~~~ 2009 details~~ thread video  
4 ~~~~10.950 131.61 1.83 VY ZR1~~~~~ 2009 details  
5 ~~~~11.071 129.87 1.87 SlowZo6~~~~ 2009 details~~ thread video  
6 ~~~~11.235 125.99 1.99 Incon306~~~~ 2010 details

# ======================== Bone-Stock except Non-Stock Tires

Rank ~~E.T.~~ Trap~ 60’~ Driver ~~~~~ M.Yr. Details Thread Video  
1 ~~~~10.560 133.25 1.59 blownlt1&c6z ~ 2009 details~~ thread  
2 ~~~~10.692 130.10 1.67 jason427~~~~ 2010 details~~ thread

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-sick-chevy-express-van/212922/9 "2011-05-30T16:17:04Z")

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13s suck

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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-sick-chevy-express-van/212922/10 "2011-05-30T20:21:11Z")

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> [@Freek](#):
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> I agree that making something that is slow and heavy fast is nothing to laugh at BUT a stock C6 should be running a 12.5 … they claimed it was a ZR1. A stock ZR1 will be in the 10’s …

Yeah there was no way it was a ZR1. Like you said, it’s just neat to see something so heavy actually get out of it’s own way.

But getting this to beat ANY vette is like getting this guy to beat Carl Lewis in a dash when he was in his prime…

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**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-sick-chevy-express-van/212922/11 "2011-05-30T21:02:54Z")

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Um…
