# Only have one beer left, and still wanna get drunk?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/only-have-one-beer-left-and-still-wanna-get-drunk/238823>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [September 8, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/only-have-one-beer-left-and-still-wanna-get-drunk/238823 "2008-09-08T21:00:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/only-have-one-beer-left-and-still-wanna-get-drunk/238823/1 "2008-09-08T21:00:08Z")

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[STICK IT UP YOUR ASS](http://www.spike.com/video/manswers-season-1/2899823)

:lol

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**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/only-have-one-beer-left-and-still-wanna-get-drunk/238823/2 "2008-09-08T21:09:10Z")

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Omg… :lmao

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/only-have-one-beer-left-and-still-wanna-get-drunk/238823/3 "2008-09-10T13:34:18Z")

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Beer enemas anyone?

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/only-have-one-beer-left-and-still-wanna-get-drunk/238823/4 "2008-09-10T13:35:15Z")

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Oh and that doctor looks like a gay Lance Armstrong.

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**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/only-have-one-beer-left-and-still-wanna-get-drunk/238823/5 "2008-09-10T17:25:32Z")

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that’s funny.

i had to go to school in Kansas city for a month for work.  
long story short, we had to take a health class for CPR and general EMT shit.  
there was actually as they put it a big epidemic of that shit going on out there. i think i have a couple news paper clippings the teacher gave us from it.  
the big thing there was vodka enema’s.

a Lil FYI. Ur stomach only absorbs 20% of alcohol and the other 80% is absorb’s thru ur digest track… hence the reason u get drunk faster from carbonated drinks cuz it moves thru ur system faster…

just in case u wanted to know… :nod