# OT from Fast Travis' intro thread
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [July 15, 2008, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811 "2008-07-15T10:43:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/1 "2008-07-15T10:43:35Z")
> [@n!cole](#):
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> 1. Especially\*
> 2. I spend too much time threatening Mike and Swifty to threaten other people.
> 3. I think Mark is a good kid, and he’s entirely too tiny for me to hit. I would massacre him.
> 4. 240 did I meet you in person yet and just don’t know it?
> 5. Stop junking up this guy’s intro thread now kids. ;D
Kids???
you’re like 12!
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/2 "2008-07-15T10:47:10Z")
> [@mcflurry](#):
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> see i get nothing im not loved lol :sad
and I’m labeled the leg humper.
:idiots
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/3 "2008-07-15T10:48:32Z")
Benny I tried to stick up for you and point out you didn’t even know who I was in real life.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/4 "2008-07-15T11:06:07Z")
Wat?
I’d never met you how was I supposed to know who you are? :rofl
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/5 "2008-07-15T11:07:30Z")
That’s what I’m saying…
How can you be a leg humper when you don’t even know who I am.
For all you know I could have been like 400lbs or something.
Not very nice of all those people _cough_Swifty_cough_ to imply such a thing.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/6 "2008-07-15T11:09:03Z")
Hahaha w/e like I said I don’t blame him, there did seem to be evidence of a bit of unintentional e-flirting there once it was all posted in front of me :rofl
I would probably do the same thing :rofl
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### Author:  [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/7 "2008-07-15T11:10:53Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#):
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> Hahaha w/e like I said I don’t blame him, there did seem to be evidence of a bit of unintentional e-flirting there once it was all posted in front of me :rofl
>
> I would probably do the same thing :rofl
u lie… u big flirt… if joe wasnt there u woulda been like a french poodle humping her leg.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/8 "2008-07-15T11:17:38Z")
> [@EJ257FTW](#):
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> u lie… u big flirt… if joe wasnt there u woulda been like a french poodle humping her leg.
:rofl :wtf :nono
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/9 "2008-07-15T11:33:51Z")
> [@EJ257FTW](#):
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> u lie… u big flirt… if joe wasnt there u woulda been like a french poodle humping her leg.
we’d all be doing that :lol
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### Author:  [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/10 "2008-07-15T11:41:57Z")
> [@votblindub](#):
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> we’d all be doing that :lol
who says we dont? :giggedy
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/11 "2008-07-15T11:46:00Z")
For fuckssake. Why does every thread have to go in this direction!? :🙂
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### Author:  [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/12 "2008-07-15T11:49:06Z")
aww u need a hug? :hug
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/13 "2008-07-15T11:49:49Z")
If you do get a hug from travis, that thing poking your thigh is in fact NOT a baby carrot.
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/14 "2008-07-15T11:50:09Z")
cuz not enough women here. its like you get a package of hotdogs and buns, but theres 10 hotdogs and only 8 buns per package. same here, well, the proportion might be off a bit more, but you know what i mean
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/15 "2008-07-15T11:50:58Z")
:rofl
That’s the best analogy I have ever heard.
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/16 "2008-07-15T11:51:40Z")
> [@n!cole](#):
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> :rofl
>
> That’s the best analogy I have ever heard.
:lol i have my moments ;D
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### Author:  [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/17 "2008-07-15T11:51:51Z")
there need not be any more hotdog/hallway comments when referencing nicole… nuff said already. :lol
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/18 "2008-07-15T11:52:14Z")
> [@votblindub](#):
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> cuz not enough women here. its like you get a package of hotdogs and buns, but theres 10 hotdogs and only 8 buns per package. same here, well, the proportion might be off a bit more, but you know what i mean
:rofl lawdy
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/19 "2008-07-15T11:54:55Z")
> [@EJ257FTW](#):
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> there need not be any more hotdog/hallway comments when referencing nicole… nuff said already. :lol
oh its nothing like that.
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-from-fast-travis-intro-thread/237811/20 "2008-07-15T11:55:12Z")
BAHAHAHAAHAHA!! :rofl
God damn right it’s nothing like that!
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