# OT: Text your GF/Wife " Woman I Want Sex"

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615>\
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 20, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615 "2010-02-20T17:33:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Specialedition](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/specialedition/32/5714_2.png) [@Specialedition](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Specialedition)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/1 "2010-02-20T17:33:39Z")

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Im stealing this from MR but this is how it goes.

Text your Gf/wife or ex " Woman i want sex" see what she says!

Me; " Woman i want sex"  
Her; “Your rude… u know where to find me”

Epic win

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/2 "2010-02-20T17:58:27Z")

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ok this will def. be moved to members chat…lol

advance notice given.

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**Author:** ![Specialedition](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/specialedition/32/5714_2.png) [@Specialedition](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Specialedition)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/3 "2010-02-20T18:01:54Z")

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Tabarnak. Bing hook me up with a membership can i emt you?

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**Author:** ![LockeD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LockeD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LockeD)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/4 "2010-02-20T18:29:43Z")

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lol you bastard.

this classism bites.

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**Author:** ![sharpe\_corners](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sharpe_corners/32/5767_2.png) [@sharpe\_corners](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sharpe_corners)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/5 "2010-02-20T18:37:30Z")

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“can my friend come?” I swear to god.

Fantastic evening planned. Newly dicked hot lezbo, now brings friend. Who said ugly guys cant get the chicks.

HAHAHAHA

Thank you specialedition, you did me well.

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**Author:** ![5cott](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/5cott/32/5737_2.png) [@5cott](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/5cott)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/6 "2010-02-20T18:47:38Z")

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“ooo your hot mm dripping wet, come fuck now? k thanx bai”

win.

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**Author:** ![BoOsT-HuNgRy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost-hungry/32/5721_2.png) [@BoOsT-HuNgRy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BoOsT-HuNgRy)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/7 "2010-02-20T19:08:30Z")

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cant text she has no phone but this is what happened when i out right said this "fuck off im tired " - LOL Epic FAIL !

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**Author:** ![weaves](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/weaves/32/5624_2.png) [@weaves](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/weaves)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/8 "2010-02-20T19:10:21Z")

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Me:Women. I want sex!  
Her: uh, Hey?  
Me: Yeah, then make me a sammich  
Her: hahah you wish. Make me a sammich

fail ☹

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**Author:** ![Sandersb4671](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sandersb4671/32/5693_2.png) [@Sandersb4671](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sandersb4671)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/9 "2010-02-22T11:35:49Z")

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Me: woman i want sex.  
Her: I love you. I give you sex!!

double win.

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**Author:** ![matty](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matty/32/5043_2.png) [@matty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matty)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/10 "2010-02-22T13:02:04Z")

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Lol

This thread has a few good laughs. Keep it going.

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**Author:** ![kollo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kollo/32/5661_2.png) [@kollo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kollo)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/11 "2010-02-22T13:07:25Z")

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i just tried i got  
“can i have sex”  
woman “i don`t do anal”

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**Author:** ![Philly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/philly/32/5748_2.png) [@Philly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Philly)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/12 "2010-02-22T13:56:25Z")

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ME: “woman I want sex”  
GF: “LOL so do I”

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**Author:** ![Osad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3ab097/32.png) [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/13 "2010-02-22T16:45:10Z")

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Me: “Woman I want sex”  
Hand: “Fuck off”

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**Author:** ![kix89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kix89/32/5689_2.png) [@kix89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kix89)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/14 "2010-02-22T16:53:09Z")

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lmao, i just got laughed at… we’ll see who’s laughing this weekend.

actually, no, it’ll prolly be her again…

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**Author:** ![Sandersb4671](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sandersb4671/32/5693_2.png) [@Sandersb4671](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sandersb4671)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/15 "2010-02-23T10:00:05Z")

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> [@OMFG Happy B-DAY to JEEVES!!!!!!1111!!1ONE11!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-happy-b-day-to-jeeves-1111-1one11/26207/6):
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> Me: “Woman I want sex”  
> Hand: “Fuck off”

LMFAO

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**Author:** ![Mr.K](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr.k/32/5670_2.png) [@Mr.K](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.K)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/16 "2010-02-23T10:13:23Z")

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Me: “Woman I want sex!”  
Them: “I saw that thread.”  
Me: “NOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

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**Author:** ![Terrible\_1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/terrible_1/32/5562_2.png) [@Terrible\_1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Terrible_1)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/17 "2010-02-23T17:23:12Z")

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Me: Women, i want sex  
Her: Can’t got my “.”  
Her: u will have to stop and get a hoe

LOL, did i just get permission for a hooker?

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**Author:** ![Specialedition](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/specialedition/32/5714_2.png) [@Specialedition](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Specialedition)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/18 "2010-02-23T18:25:32Z")

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Texted another girl

Me; Woman i want sex  
Her; ?  
Me; Woman i want sex  
Her; You really want me to answer this/  
Me; Woman i want sex  
Her; Your such a guy

Well ill consider this up in the air more of a fail. Positive note i am seeing her tomorrow so ill seal the deal with some major sex appeal.

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**Author:** ![Terrible\_1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/terrible_1/32/5562_2.png) [@Terrible\_1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Terrible_1)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/19 "2010-02-23T19:03:32Z")

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> [@DIY: Revised DVD/NAV Faceplate \*Pics Re-hosted\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-revised-dvd-nav-faceplate-pics-re-hosted/26084/10):
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> Well ill consider this up in the air

LMAO

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**Author:** ![\_kris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/858c86/32.png) [@\_kris](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_kris)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ot-text-your-gf-wife-woman-i-want-sex/131615/20 "2010-02-26T17:35:51Z")

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ME: Woman i want sex!  
HER: You sure that text was for me?  
ME: YES! AGAIN! Woman, I want sex!  
HER: Thats the only reason why you see me?

FAIL!

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