# OUCH!! **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 25, 2006, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ouch/101122 "2006-10-25T11:05:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ichi-bum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ichi-bum/32/5543_2.png) [@ichi-bum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ichi-bum)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ouch/101122/1 "2006-10-25T11:05:22Z")
Just got this email from a friend. Pretty funny > This was written by a guy… it’s pretty damn > > smart. Girls – Have a sense of humor! > > I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men > > and women differ so much. And I never have figured out > > the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured > > out why men think with their head and women with their > > heart. > > FOR EXAMPLE: > > One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were > > getting into bed. > > Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she > > eventually says, "I don’t feel like it, I just want > > you to hold me." > > I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!” > > So she says the words that every boyfriend on the > > planet dreads to hear… > > "You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a > > woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as > > a man." > > She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can’t you > > just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in > > the bedroom?" > > Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, > > I went to sleep. > > The very next day I opted to take the day off of work > > to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch > > and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed > > department store. I walked around with her while she > > tried on several different very expensive outfits. She > > couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d > > just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment > > her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each > > outfit." > > We went on to the jewelry department where she picked > > out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she > > was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave > > short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was > > testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet > > when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. > > I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That’s > > fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual > > satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with > > excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this > > is all > > dear, let’s go to the cashier." > > I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No > > honey, I don’t feel like it." > > Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped > > with a baffled, “WHAT?” > > I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this > > stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my > > financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your > > shopping needs as a woman." > > And just when she had this look like she was going to > > kill me, I added, "Why can’t you just love me for who > > I am and not for the things I buy you?" > > Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either…but at > > least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her. ---
**Author:** ![roast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/roast/32/5498_2.png) [@roast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/roast)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ouch/101122/2 "2006-10-25T11:22:47Z")
Hehe, I can’t say I didn’t chuckle… ---
**Author:** ![Terrible\_1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/terrible_1/32/5562_2.png) [@Terrible\_1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Terrible_1)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ouch/101122/3 "2006-10-25T11:58:15Z")
> [@ichi-bum](#): > > > but at > > > > **least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.** That is funny i laughed ---
**Author:** ![TorontoGT-R33](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torontogt-r33/32/5500_2.png) [@TorontoGT-R33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TorontoGT-R33)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ouch/101122/4 "2006-10-25T12:16:37Z")
I feel sorry for guys like that, that end up with girlfriends like that. 2 years ago I bought my girlfriend am SR20DET from Varun for her birthday. Last year I bought her a Greddy FMIC for her birthday and a GT2871 R turbo for Chrismas from Bing. Last Valentines day I bought her a Koyo rad from Phil…yes all these things are for my 240sx but she still happy! What?..She rides in it too LOL!!! … No other girl has ever put up with so much of my shit. She has even came to every SON meets! She’s a trooper! One day I will look back at this post and be like…damn I miss her, I should of really stoped buying her performance parts for my car. You should see what I have lined up for her this year! ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ouch/101122/5 "2006-10-25T12:56:24Z")
> [@Toronto240sx](#): > > I feel sorry for guys like that, that end up with girlfriends like that. 2 years ago I bought my girlfriend am SR20DET from Varun for her birthday. Last year I bought her a Greddy FMIC for her birthday and a GT2871 R turbo for Chrismas from Bing. Last Valentines day I bought her a Koyo rad from Phil…yes all these things are for my 240sx but she still happy! What?..She rides in it too LOL!!! … No other girl has ever put up with so much of my shit. She has even came to every SON meets! She’s a trooper! > > One day I will look back at this post and be like…damn I miss her, I should of really stoped buying her performance parts for my car. > > You should see what I have lined up for her this year! The story is a joke, its not real. And your GF needs a guy who can treat her right. Someone who can buy her a metropass every month. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ouch/101122/6 "2006-10-25T12:59:32Z")
Hahahahah O Snap ---
**Author:** ![TorontoGT-R33](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torontogt-r33/32/5500_2.png) [@TorontoGT-R33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TorontoGT-R33)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ouch/101122/7 "2006-10-26T08:50:55Z")
> [@Original Nutta](#): > > [quote=Toronto240sx]I feel sorry for guys like that, that end up with girlfriends like that. 2 years ago I bought my girlfriend am SR20DET from Varun for her birthday. Last year I bought her a Greddy FMIC for her birthday and a GT2871 R turbo for Chrismas from Bing. Last Valentines day I bought her a Koyo rad from Phil…yes all these things are for my 240sx but she still happy! What?..She rides in it too LOL!!! … No other girl has ever put up with so much of my shit. She has even came to every SON meets! She’s a trooper! > > One day I will look back at this post and be like…damn I miss her, I should of really stoped buying her performance parts for my car. > > You should see what I have lined up for her this year! The story is a joke, its not real. And your GF needs a guy who can treat her right. Someone who can buy her a metropass every month.[/quote] If you don’t believe it, why don’t you get off your ass and actually show up at a SON meet for once and ask her your self! Plus I do treat her right otherwise she wouldn’t have stuck around for the past 5 years…OMG I can’t believe it’s been that long already WTF? Time for a change lol.