# Outdoor female runners... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 24, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646 "2009-07-24T06:18:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/1 "2009-07-24T06:18:13Z")
OK. Someone needs to explain something to me. Where I live there is a road called 9&20. Most of you probably know it. For some reason these females, no older than 20, feel the need to jog in what looks like underwear. Typically I’m all for this activity but you are causing harm to my life! Traveling eastbound yesterday one of the lovely ladies is doing her daily jog and my small brain cannot comprehend looking straight when such a scenario is present… lets say I was inches from iminent death! Again I almost rear end the person infront of me! Join a damn gym! One of these days it’s going to be accident city. I’m talking pileup here folks. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/2 "2009-07-24T06:22:40Z")
Wait, what are we explaining? Why they run half naked? Or why your primordial man brain can not multitask driving and oogling at the same time? :lol ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/3 "2009-07-24T06:22:44Z")
> [@"If you don't recieve a receipt your purchase is FREE!"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-dont-recieve-a-receipt-your-purchase-is-free/20835/26): > > OK. Someone needs to explain something to me. > > Where I live there is a road called 9&20. Most of you probably know it. > For some reason these females, no older than 20, feel the need to jog in what looks like underwear. Typically I’m all for this activity but you are causing harm to my life! > > Traveling eastbound yesterday one of the lovely ladies is doing her daily jog and my small brain cannot comprehend looking straight when such a scenario is present… lets say I was inches from iminent death! Again I almost rear end the person infront of me! > > Join a damn gym! One of these days it’s going to be accident city. I’m talking pileup here folks. haha been there done that. it really is quite hazardous. but on the upside, phone pics please! ---
**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/4 "2009-07-24T06:23:47Z")
I have to struggle with this same problem everyday of my life. Its a damn shame that we have it…lol ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/5 "2009-07-24T06:25:39Z")
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm boobies. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/6 "2009-07-24T06:26:37Z")
> [@PS3 vs. XBOX360 v.\*a number n\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ps3-vs-xbox360-v-a-number-n/20755/48): > > Or why your primordial man brain can not multitask driving and oogling at the same time? :lol Boom. ---
**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/7 "2009-07-24T06:28:11Z")
i know what you mean… i often stop, stare and mentally fap ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/8 "2009-07-24T06:36:42Z")
i often stop, stare and physically fap ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/9 "2009-07-24T07:07:35Z")
Ryan the answer is very simple my friend. Cameras. Mount them on your car so then you can have video footage that can be played back in slow motion. I also have a few mounted lower on my side skirts pointing up for women wearing skirts that may walk by ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/10 "2009-07-24T07:13:02Z")
> [@Colin Powell: Iraq is a Civil War...Bush needs to stop denying it](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/colin-powell-iraq-is-a-civil-war-bush-needs-to-stop-denying-it/20850/2): > > Ryan the answer is very simple my friend. > > Cameras. > > Mount them on your car so then you can have video footage that can be played back in slow motion. I also have a few mounted lower on my side skirts pointing up for women wearing skirts that may walk by :rofl :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![McLen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mclen/32/6354_2.png) [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/11 "2009-07-24T08:28:51Z")
Driving down Route 20 wehn SUNY/St. Rose are in session is like a lesson in driving while looking to either side of the road… ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/12 "2009-07-24T08:38:56Z")
^^ yup. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/13 "2009-07-24T08:41:20Z")
Yea I hated leaving the hospital during day light hours cause it was hard to drive down the street with all those distractions ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/14 "2009-07-24T09:04:01Z")
I have the same problem with hot dog/sausage carts in downtown schenectady. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/15 "2009-07-24T09:19:35Z")
Man those carts are tempting ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/16 "2009-07-24T10:53:15Z")
Dude cart dogs while disgustingly unhealthy and disease ridden are without a doubt the best hotdog you will ever eat in your entire life ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/17 "2009-07-24T10:56:17Z")
> [@"If you don't recieve a receipt your purchase is FREE!"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-dont-recieve-a-receipt-your-purchase-is-free/20835/26): > > OK. Someone needs to explain something to me. > > Where I live there is a road called 9&20. Most of you probably know it. > For some reason these females, no older than 20, feel the need to jog in what looks like underwear. Typically I’m all for this activity but you are causing harm to my life! > > Traveling eastbound yesterday one of the lovely ladies is doing her daily jog and my small brain cannot comprehend looking straight when such a scenario is present… lets say I was inches from iminent death! Again I almost rear end the person infront of me! > > Join a damn gym! One of these days it’s going to be accident city. I’m talking pileup here folks. Where on 9 & 20 do you live? I work at copeland coating which is right around there ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/18 "2009-07-24T10:57:40Z")
Don’t tell him. He wants to steal your car. Or atleast pee on it. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/19 "2009-07-24T11:03:40Z")
Not to mention whoever hires the cartdog people is a great man. They’re all fucking _bangin_. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/20 "2009-07-24T13:48:11Z")
> [@Happy B day Rushman and Onyx Jr.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-rushman-and-onyx-jr/20818/10): > > I have the same problem with hot dog/sausage carts in downtown schenectady. The girl that sells hot dogs by the Lottery building has a hell of a body but she’s a bit of a butterface. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646.md?page=2)