# Outdoor female runners... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 24, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646 "2009-07-24T06:18:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gendy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gendy/32/6456_2.png) [@Gendy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gendy)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/41 "2009-07-27T08:51:21Z")
\<3 summer in for pics ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/42 "2009-07-27T08:55:51Z")
![http://pic.puretna.com/fetchavatar.php?img=755470_120_boobrun.gif](http://pic.puretna.com/fetchavatar.php?img=755470_120_boobrun.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Gendy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gendy/32/6456_2.png) [@Gendy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gendy)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/43 "2009-07-27T09:14:16Z")
+1 rep champ ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/44 "2009-07-27T09:16:32Z")
> [@Chris07SS"](#): > > dear lord my neighborhood is full of this :thumbup there can never be enough. who is that one? holy shit man i jizz in my fucking trousers everytime i see her. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/45 "2009-07-27T11:08:41Z")
i love bouncy femal runners in spandex. i nearly crashed many times ogling those. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/46 "2009-07-27T11:14:46Z")
See with me it’s the opposite. When i’m driving down the road, the cute girls are the ones staring at ME not the other way around. I’m just afraid for them because one day they could run into a multitude of things, like a sign post or telephone pole. One once ran right into a park bench, to say the least, it didn’t look very pleasant… ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/47 "2009-07-27T11:19:11Z")
two things: one, Adam, I love that confidence and two did you walk up to her and help her, get her number and such? ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/48 "2009-07-27T11:28:02Z")
> [@The dreariness of architecture (for howard)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dreariness-of-architecture-for-howard/20926/9): > > two things: one, Adam, I love that confidence and two did you walk up to her and help her, get her number and such? No. She ended up headbutting a homeless man when she hit the bench. So I immediately jumped out, threw her off the bench and helped the homeless man to his feet. She was so intrigued by my morals and outstanding above average humanitarian ideology that she practically begged me to call her. Offered me sex, money, everything. I eventually gave in but only after striking a deal to have sex with her, her mom(hot), and her twin sister, all at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/49 "2009-07-27T11:36:57Z")
> [@Automobili Lamborghini!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/automobili-lamborghini/20865/49): > > See with me it’s the opposite. When i’m driving down the road, the cute girls are the ones staring at ME not the other way around. I’m just afraid for them because one day they could run into a multitude of things, like a sign post or telephone pole. One once ran right into a park bench, to say the least, it didn’t look very pleasant… Wait, you lost me. Why are they staring at you? ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/50 "2009-07-27T11:38:57Z")
> [@FS: Traxxas 4tec r/c car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-traxxas-4tec-r-c-car/20891/6): > > Wait, you lost me. Why are they staring at you? cuz hes a sexy man whore? DUHHHH nicole get with the program :lol ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/51 "2009-07-27T11:41:52Z")
Oh, well that makes more sense then. Because it’s sure not the car they’re staring at. :tongue ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/52 "2009-07-27T11:46:17Z")
> [@SyracuseStreetRacers.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/syracusestreetracers-com/20611/345): > > Oh, well that makes more sense then. Because it’s sure not the car they’re staring at. > > :tongue No the car actually hinders my good looks by hiding my body from the neck down in the cabin. If they were able to see my whole body, lets say, as if I were on a bike, the bulge alone would make crazy things happen. Mass hysteria maybe, gangrape, etc. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/53 "2009-07-27T11:49:53Z")
See, I found a way to solve that problem. I tinted my car and I slid my seat all the way back so I’m deep in the shadows, so it doesnt cause mass panic in the female population. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/54 "2009-07-27T11:56:33Z")
> [@The dreariness of architecture (for howard)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dreariness-of-architecture-for-howard/20926/11): > > No the car actually hinders my good looks by hiding my body from the neck down in the cabin. If they were able to see my whole body, lets say, as if I were on a bike, the bulge alone would make crazy things happen. Mass hysteria maybe, gangrape, etc. yea if they saw that bulge, or should i say lack there of, they might lolerbate all over ur face. :thumbup ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/55 "2009-07-27T12:04:09Z")
my girlfriend insists on running around latham with hardly any clothes on and likes to tell me how many beeps she gets everytime \>.\< ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/56 "2009-07-27T12:07:59Z")
> [@Swifty"](#): > > my girlfriend insists on running around latham with hardly any clothes on and likes to tell me how many beeps she gets everytime \>.\< ask her to count “SHIFTers” to see how many of us it was that week. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/57 "2009-07-27T12:08:58Z")
> [@Swifty"](#): > > my girlfriend insists on running around latham with hardly any clothes on and likes to tell me how many beeps she gets everytime \>.\< true whore! haha jk…not really :rofl ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/58 "2009-07-27T12:38:50Z")
> [@The dreariness of architecture (for howard)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dreariness-of-architecture-for-howard/20926/11): > > No the car actually hinders my good looks by hiding my body from the neck down in the cabin. If they were able to see my whole body, lets say, as if I were on a bike, the bulge alone would make crazy things happen. Mass hysteria maybe, gangrape, etc. Okay, now I know you’re just making this up. You probably look like that Leo kid or something. ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/59 "2009-07-27T12:39:50Z")
> [@Swifty"](#): > > my girlfriend insists on running around latham with hardly any clothes on and likes to tell me how many beeps she gets everytime \>.\< hahahaha I think we are going running tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_GSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin_gsr/32/6412_2.png) [@Justin\_GSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin_GSR)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646/60 "2009-07-27T13:01:22Z")
swift i’ll go running with your girl while you stay home and play eq2 lol jk luv y0u [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outdoor-female-runners/245646.md?page=4)