# Overheard in New York / Office

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**Created:** [May 12, 2009, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/overheard-in-new-york-office/67670 "2009-05-12T09:37:34Z")
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#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/overheard-in-new-york-office/67670/1 "2009-05-12T09:37:34Z")

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[http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/](http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/)

similar to textsfromlastnight and fmylife.

Not as funny, but some comedic value for a slow workday.

> **Crazy, loud hobo on train, repeating** : “Jesus” is a six letter word! “666” means the devil! So, Jesus is the devil!  
> **Fed-up passenger** : Hey asshole, “Jesus” is 5 letters, not six!  
> **Crazy hobo, pensive** : Well, shit, there goes my whole argument.
> 
> –5 Train

> **Dirty old hobo to passing tourist girl:** Mmm, mmm, mmm… I could eat for three days off your fat pussy.  
> **Tourist girl:** I’m not fat!  
> **Dirty old hobo:** No, but your pussy sure is.  
> **Tourist girl, rushing away:** I’m gonna cry.

and there’s also overheard in the office

[http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/](http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/)

> **Cube rat #1** : Oh! (inhales deeply) I love that smell! Do you smell it?  
> **Cube rat #2** : No. What smell?  
> **Cube rat #1** : Skunk! I love the smell of skunk!  
> **Cube rat #2** : It is the middle of winter…there aren’t any skunks this time of year.  
> **Cube rat #1** : You know, you’re right. Hmmmm, I wonder…  
> **Cube rat #2** : I just farted.  
> **Cube rat #1** : Are you kidding me? You mean I have been standing here enjoying your fart?  
> **Cube rat #2** : Um… (pause) Yeah, guess so!
> 
> Fairbanks, Alaska

> **Black coworker #1:** So I’m trying to end the conversation and rush in my house! Did you think he saw them?  
> **Blonde coworker #2:** Of course he saw them! You got the jumbo box of Magnum condoms! Miss “I’m-going-to-save-the-environment, no-I-don’t need-a-bag-for-my-inappropriate-groceries!”
> 
> Boston, Massachusetts

overheard everywhere else

[http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/](http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/)

> **Crazy bag lady, loudly:** I don’t suck dick for pussy! I don’t suck dick for pussy! I don’t suck dick for pussy!  
> (sits down next to another passenger on the subway)  
> **Crazy bag lady, now in passenger’s face:** I don’t suck dick for pussy!  
> (female passenger gets up and moves)  
> **Crazy bag lady:** Why you jumping? Why you jumping, bitch!? You weren’t jumpin’ last night when that guy put his long ass dick in you last night!  
> **Female passenger:** Excuse me, ma’am, don’t say that to me! You don’t know me!  
> (subway train stops)  
> **Conductor:** City Hall station!  
> **Female passenger:** Excuse me, sir, there’s a crazy lady on the subway harassing the other passengers.  
> **Conductor:** Oh, could you point her out to me?  
> (female passenger points to crazy woman yelling)  
> **Conductor:** Ma’am, are you bothering people?  
> **Crazy bag lady:** Why you tryin’ to fuck me standing up!? Why don’t you fuck me lying down like a gentleman!  
> **Conductor:** Ma’am, I’m calling the police.
> 
> Broad Street Line Subway  
> Philadelphia, Pennsylvania