# p00ping **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 1, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512 "2009-09-01T18:27:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/21 "2009-09-01T20:21:15Z")
> [@1/6 - The Jumpoff by dj.dstar (Guests from WBNY and NYC!)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-6-the-jumpoff-by-dj-dstar-guests-from-wbny-and-nyc/21569/15): > > hell i have even dropped multiple shits at travs house . yah… dont remind me u stanky ass mofo.:eek3 ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/22 "2009-09-01T21:38:15Z")
So, Marro, when you were jet-skiing , did you get all ass splashed or did ya lay down a catchers mit first? ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/23 "2009-09-01T21:56:04Z")
![http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4156/chappellecrap4yb.gif](http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4156/chappellecrap4yb.gif) ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/24 "2009-09-01T22:09:24Z")
Paul, ya might wanna head to your Dr and have him plunge his fanger up your ass… somethin aint right there… ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/25 "2009-09-01T22:11:02Z")
FANGER :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/26 "2009-09-01T23:39:51Z")
Paul… no homo, but you might want to go in and see your doc. sounds like irritable bowel syndrome. I shit a good 4-5 times a day, but its a normal side effect of some medication. I like to try and plan a good solid 80% of those during work. Nothing like gettin paid to sit back, relax, and let the poop drop ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/27 "2009-09-02T01:44:07Z")
i go like once every 3 days ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 3:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/28 "2009-09-02T03:19:11Z")
I really think its just from all the crap i eat. I dont even have a dr or health insurance and I feel fine anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/29 "2009-09-02T05:02:05Z")
> [@did you ever feel like a scumbag?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/did-you-ever-feel-like-a-scumbag/22220/65): > > Im not a big fan of it. Sucks because I seem to have to do it 6-8 times a day. Sounds like IBS. Coffee usually tears me up. 😢 ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 5:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/30 "2009-09-02T05:07:07Z")
> [@RBakerian"](#): > > Sounds like IBS. > > Coffee usually tears me up. 😢 +1 I have to be near a toilet when I have coffee does right through me. Wasnting there already a topic on this pewping thing ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/31 "2009-09-02T05:10:48Z")
> [@FS: 2.4L neon engine, built to hold 550+ HP](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2-4l-neon-engine-built-to-hold-550-hp/22427/3): > > Yeah, I dont know why. > Its in a solid state so its not like a fucked up stomach or anything. I also piss alot. diabetes? ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 5:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/32 "2009-09-02T05:14:05Z")
> [@PJB"](#): > > I really think its just from all the crap i eat. > **I dont** even **have** a dr or **health insurance** and I feel fine anyway. wtf man!!! remind me to punch you square in the face breaking 2 teeth and ur nose the next time i see you. asshat!!! ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/33 "2009-09-02T07:12:15Z")
I love eating corn on the cob what I dont understand is when I am done and go take a shat the next day I am p00pin corn on a brown cob cant believe those suckas can line right back up again. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/34 "2009-09-02T07:16:42Z")
no offense, but your pewp talk is weak! u want me to go there? lets talk about spackling the bowl or wiping so many times u bleed. or how about wiping full sized non digested almonds. i have the henry scale as well. look at some of my old threads. ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/35 "2009-09-02T07:22:50Z")
haha oh my !!! you need to get yourself checked are you wiping with sandpaper? ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/36 "2009-09-02T07:27:15Z")
> [@RIAA Sues Russia... For 1.6 Trillion...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/riaa-sues-russia-for-1-6-trillion/22431/18): > > haha oh my !!! you need to get yourself checked are you wiping with sandpaper? no but think about it, u have a nasty pewp that requires a lot of attention. this entails a lot of wiping and a lot of TP. so there for u end up irritating the shit out of ur ass and wal-la! blood! ever shit so big u rip ur asshole? i have! drops of blood. ouch man! ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/37 "2009-09-02T07:32:36Z")
_a single tear_ and two helpful words for you… STOOL SOFTENER !!! ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/38 "2009-09-02T07:33:26Z")
I am good at once a day sometimes two. Unless I have coffee. Then there is no telling. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/39 "2009-09-02T07:37:20Z")
> [@Hell of a lift.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hell-of-a-lift/22394/25): > > _a single tear_ and two helpful words for you… STOOL SOFTENER !!! no need, i gets lots o fiber. those are a rare occurance. ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512/40 "2009-09-02T07:38:56Z")
Rare Occurance or not man. f’n OUCH !!! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p00ping/246512.md?page=3)