# "Paint Darkstar Pink - Lesions for Liberty" event v. Shootmewithapaintballgun **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 29, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104 "2008-01-29T13:31:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/1 "2008-01-29T13:31:21Z")
OK Pittspeeders. Some of you love me, a few of you hate me. But I’d be willing to bet you’d all love to take a shot at me. And I’ll let you. For a price. Well, for a donation actually. In order to raise funds to donate to a certain presidential candidate who shall remain unnamed, I’d like to organize an event in which Pittspeeders (or any other sick fuck who’d just like the opportunity to shoot a paintball gun at an unarmed fat man) will be able to take some free shots at me. I was thinking $50 for 30 seconds of shooting at about 25 yards, with nothing stopping your paintballs from bombarding your ample target except my cat like reflexes. In the event you were going to donate to Dr. Paul anyways, I would like to say that you are more than welcome to donate WITHOUT participating in this event. I think that it goes without saying that an event such as this should have both ample amounts of beer and pizza, so anyone that would like to donate towards this would be appreciated as well. Please indicate in the above poll whether or not you would be willing to plop down the cash to shoot me in the ass. With the utmost sincerity and undying dignity, Darkstar ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/2 "2008-01-29T13:32:15Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/3 "2008-01-29T13:33:29Z")
> [@What are you listening to RIGHT NOW? Pt. NYSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-are-you-listening-to-right-now-pt-nyspeed/183/797): > > 🤣 I’m 100% serious about this. ---
**Author:** ![noahTHEpurdy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/87869e/32.png) [@noahTHEpurdy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/noahTHEpurdy)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/4 "2008-01-29T13:39:52Z")
In. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/5 "2008-01-29T13:41:17Z")
> [@bye lee, pleasure having you work with us](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bye-lee-pleasure-having-you-work-with-us/34615/3): > > In. :bowdown: ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/6 "2008-01-29T13:44:39Z")
if you would of said bullets i’d give you everything i got. but those participating… freeze ur paintballs!!! ---
**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/7 "2008-01-29T13:45:57Z")
> I was thinking $50 for 30 seconds of shooting at about 25 yards, with nothing stopping your paintballs from bombarding your ample target except my cat like reflexes. Suggest: Do this in swimming trunks. No one who’d be attracted by an offer to shoot paintballs at someone is going to like the fact that it’ll be a nude fat man dancing around 25 yards in front of them. ---
**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/8 "2008-01-29T13:48:49Z")
Can I pistol whip you instead? $50 = 4 to the head / 1 to the balls, or $60 = 5 to the balls. ---
**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/9 "2008-01-29T13:50:01Z")
Change this to pistol whipping and I’m definitely in. ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/10 "2008-01-29T13:51:44Z")
whats a dark angel shoot…19-20 balls/sec? I may be down for this… ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/11 "2008-01-29T13:51:54Z")
> [@FS: LS1 underdrive pully, new AC belt. GM AC system](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ls1-underdrive-pully-new-ac-belt-gm-ac-system/34553/4): > > Suggest: Do this in swimming trunks. No one who’d be attracted by an offer to shoot paintballs at someone is going to like the fact that it’ll be a nude fat man dancing around 25 yards in front of them. you have my word there will be no nudity. I know this is a CCW state and there are some marksmen on this board. Dont need to give anyone anything extra to shoot at. :embarassd > [@X-box live gamertag thread\*\*edited with list\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/x-box-live-gamertag-thread-edited-with-list/22265/1104): > > Can I pistol whip you instead? $50 = 4 to the head / 1 to the balls, or $60 = 5 to the balls. actions that result in permanent disfigurement are strongly discouraged. > [@FF: 98 LS1 rods and pistons](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ff-98-ls1-rods-and-pistons/34355/70): > > whats a dark angel shoot…19-20 balls/sec? I may be down for this… everyone will be using a SEMI-AUTOMATIC paintball gun. kthx. :hs: > [@bye lee, pleasure having you work with us](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bye-lee-pleasure-having-you-work-with-us/34615/5): > > if you would of said bullets i’d give you everything i got. but those participating… freeze ur paintballs!!! figured you would cunt out of this. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/12 "2008-01-29T13:54:46Z")
> [@Badnewsmini= SCUMBAG](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badnewsmini-scumbag/34591/74): > > actions that result in permanent disfigurement are strongly discouraged. I figure it would just aid in keeping the gene pool clean, at the same time raise money for a cause. Win-Win situation for everyone participating. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/13 "2008-01-29T13:55:47Z")
> [@X-box live gamertag thread\*\*edited with list\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/x-box-live-gamertag-thread-edited-with-list/22265/1106): > > I figure it would just aid in keeping the gene pool clean, at the same time raise money for a cause. > > Win-Win situation for everyone participating. check your PM’s in about 2 min ---
**Author:** ![beat90tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@beat90tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beat90tsi)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/14 "2008-01-29T14:02:16Z")
Shooting a fatty with paintballs and giving money to a good candidate at the same time…I’m in. I think video coverage would be good. Maybe the campaign would send you an official thank you card or something. Maybe a signed copy of one of Dr. Paul’s books. ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/15 "2008-01-29T14:06:30Z")
i may have to do this. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/16 "2008-01-29T14:11:54Z")
> [@Buddy of mine made 501whp in his '99 neon](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buddy-of-mine-made-501whp-in-his-99-neon/34501/55): > > Shooting a fatty with paintballs and giving money to a good candidate at the same time…I’m in. > > I think video coverage would be good. Maybe the campaign would send you an official thank you card or something. Maybe a signed copy of one of Dr. Paul’s books. The local Pittsburgh media might even be interested in covering this. Could be some good coverage for Pittspeed as well! > [@Random Picture Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-picture-thread/34324/43): > > i may have to do this. :eek3: 1st try might be the perfect venue! ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/17 "2008-01-29T14:19:47Z")
i have 50 bucks ready and willing… just need to use someones paintball gun ---
**Author:** ![Misfit](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/misfit/32/3358_2.png) [@Misfit](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Misfit)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/18 "2008-01-29T14:24:37Z")
can we use our own guns. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/19 "2008-01-29T14:29:51Z")
> [@What are you listening to RIGHT NOW? Pt. NYSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-are-you-listening-to-right-now-pt-nyspeed/183/798): > > i have 50 bucks ready and willing… just need to use someones paintball gun figured you’d chime in. 😉 I’m sure someone will loan us a medium-powered paintball gun for the afternoon! > [@Rainbow 6 Vegas](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rainbow-6-vegas/21420/63): > > can we use our own guns. no. I am well aware of the fact that you can turn them to high and seriously fuck me up. Thats not what we’re trying to accomplish here. :squint: ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paint-darkstar-pink-lesions-for-liberty-event-v-shootmewithapaintballgun/195104/20 "2008-01-29T14:31:57Z")
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