# Paragliding vs Eagle

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175 "2011-11-04T12:22:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2011, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/1 "2011-11-04T12:22:56Z")

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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player\_embedded&v=N65ALqiBW\_o#](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=N65ALqiBW_o#)!

Glad the dude made it, but imagine if he didn’t? What a way to go out.

“You POS, you tried to kill me and now you’re going to thrash there? You’re tearing my chute!”

:rofl

“I’m OKAY! I’m OKAY!”

:rofl :rofl

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/2 "2011-11-04T12:26:49Z")

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My bad, wrong section.

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### Author: ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2011, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/3 "2011-11-04T12:49:17Z")

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Fucking nuts dude stayed really calm all things considered.

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2011, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/4 "2011-11-04T12:52:32Z")

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Kinda. He was swearing up a storm haha. Every other word almost. But I’m not about to translate all of it lol. Maybe Vlad will haha.

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### Author: ![DrunkieTheBear](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drunkiethebear/32/6539_2.png) [@DrunkieTheBear](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrunkieTheBear)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/5 "2011-11-06T02:01:14Z")

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Shit! I kind of want to go learn how to para glide, that looks like a blast to be honest.

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2011, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/6 "2011-11-06T07:38:10Z")

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“Well fuck, these fuckwits with wings, fucking flying around and don’t fucking look around, bastards, fuck”

:crackup

… but a cheerful game is fucking awaiting me, a game “FUCK THE EAGLE, SAVE THE GLIDER”

:rofl

Guy is killing it.

FYI - click “CC” on bottom of youtube for translation, it’s quite hilarious.

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### Author: ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2011, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/7 "2011-11-06T07:54:27Z")

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:eek3 Craaaaazy shit. Guy doing all he can to keep that twisted rigging from going up into his safety chute.

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### Author: ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2011, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/8 "2011-11-06T08:17:07Z")

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Was the eagle OK?

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### Author: ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2011, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/9 "2011-11-06T08:23:58Z")

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shitty video buffers

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2011, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/10 "2011-11-06T08:55:51Z")

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> [@Vovchandr"](#):
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> “Well fuck, these fuckwits with wings, fucking flying around and don’t fucking look around, bastards, fuck”
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> :crackup
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> … but a cheerful game is fucking awaiting me, a game “FUCK THE EAGLE, SAVE THE GLIDER”
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> :rofl
> 
> Guy is killing it.
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> FYI - click “CC” on bottom of youtube for translation, it’s quite hilarious.

:rofl

Didn’t even think of CC. Good call dude.

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### Author: ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2011, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/11 "2011-11-06T09:02:40Z")

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yeah i posted an indian video one time and vlad saw it and understood the whole thing i was like WTFFF then he told me about CC and i was like… whoa…

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2011, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/12 "2011-11-06T09:22:08Z")

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:rofl

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### Author: ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/13 "2011-11-06T16:31:02Z")

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That dude had me rolling… LOL

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### Author: ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/14 "2011-11-06T23:05:58Z")

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Dude was hilarious. Didn’t want to watch the whole thing but he made it worth it. :lol

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### Author: ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/15 "2011-11-07T04:51:53Z")

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3:50 in he calls it a condom feathered bastard… :rofl

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### Author: ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2011, 4:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/16 "2011-11-07T04:54:26Z")

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go to 6:20 and pause it… it’s like a game of wheel of fortune

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paragliding-vs-eagle/261175/17 "2011-11-07T05:18:06Z")

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> [@WLTB: Alloy rims of the following specifications; 4x114.3, 15x6/6.5/7](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wltb-alloy-rims-of-the-following-specifications-4x114-3-15x6-6-5-7/45166/6):
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> 3:50 in he calls it a condom feathered bastard… :rofl

For some reason YouTube is translating bitch into bastard but still hilarious.

Around 7 minute mark when his friends tell other friends what happen

“Voffka is good… [chuckle] fighting with the chicken”

Voffka - “Hey chicken! How the f\*\*k are you??”

:lmao
