# Paris Hilton going to jail? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 4, 2007, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785 "2007-05-04T13:11:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/1 "2007-05-04T13:11:54Z")
[Maaayybe…](http://apnews.excite.com/article/20070504/D8OTHVB00.html). :bloated: ---
**Author:** ![lightningbolt444](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@lightningbolt444](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lightningbolt444)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/2 "2007-05-04T13:14:31Z")
i can see it now 6 months from now One Night in Paris: Cell 9 California Penitentiary ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/3 "2007-05-04T13:19:18Z")
The answer is no. she MAY get sentenced to jail time, but just like Artest she will never serve a day in her life. Ain’t america grand ---
**Author:** ![mycarsux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@mycarsux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mycarsux)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/4 "2007-05-04T13:19:38Z")
the sad thing is that she’s a role model to so many teenage girls. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/5 "2007-05-04T13:27:07Z")
darwin’ll get em all in the end :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/6 "2007-05-04T13:29:23Z")
highly doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/7 "2007-05-04T13:31:18Z")
Yeah, Darwin is dead to me. The Easter Bunny will get her before Darwin does. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/8 "2007-05-04T16:57:10Z")
[http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html) > LOS ANGELES, California (AP) – A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress’s famous high life. > > Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing. [quote=“OfficerK,post:3,topic:28785"”] The answer is no. she MAY get sentenced to jail time, but just like Artest she will never serve a day in her life. [/quote] Welcome to Wrongville, population, you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/9 "2007-05-04T16:58:40Z")
DAMN. 45 fucking days. DAMN ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/10 "2007-05-04T17:19:12Z")
> Hilton could face up to 90 days in jail and a $1,000 fine. hahaha, she’ll probably have that on her with more to tip the court clerk. she won’t see the inside of a cell, that’s obvious. And honestly, she’s not as bad as alot of people make her out to be, there are waaayyy worse role models out there for teenage girls. _cough_britney_cough_ not that she’s a great one, but at least she keeps her cool unlike alot of celebreties with the same amount of attention. ---
**Author:** ![BrockwayMT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brockwaymt/32/5060_2.png) [@BrockwayMT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BrockwayMT)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/11 "2007-05-04T17:57:29Z")
country club jail i’m sure - the probably make you drink spring water instead of perrier as part of your punishment ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/12 "2007-05-04T20:23:00Z")
I wanna see if someone shanks her ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/13 "2007-05-04T20:34:01Z")
LOL ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2007, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/14 "2007-05-05T05:35:33Z")
lol artest was sentenced to 20 days in jail as well. but is he serving anything? nope. you can call me wrong when the tabloids get her in her prison jumpsuit ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2007, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/15 "2007-05-05T05:38:22Z")
i hope she get it in the butt. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2007, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/16 "2007-05-05T09:17:09Z")
i wonder what the job qualifications are to be a minimum security prison guard EDIT: OHHHHH IT’S THE JUGGANAUT ---
**Author:** ![331camaro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/a88e57/32.png) [@331camaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/331camaro)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/17 "2007-05-06T08:36:02Z")
[quote=“Anonymity,post:15,topic:28785"”] i hope she get it in the butt. [/quote] :headbang: ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/18 "2007-05-06T08:53:51Z")
[quote=“Anonymity,post:15,topic:28785"”] i hope she get it in the butt. [/quote] I’m willing to bet she probably already has/enjoys it greatly. Thats just me… but then again her sex tape showed she wasn’t too kinky so maybe not haha ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/19 "2007-05-07T10:44:10Z")
lol a little O/T but I’ll be damned… excite is still around ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/20 "2007-05-07T10:49:07Z")
Oh I hope she gets beat in jail. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785.md?page=2)