# Paris Hilton going to jail?

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 4, 2007, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785 "2007-05-04T13:11:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/21 "2007-05-07T11:04:27Z")

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She just wants to know if they have conjugal visits there

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**Author:** ![soopa7fly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@soopa7fly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/soopa7fly)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/22 "2007-05-07T11:50:38Z")

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[quote=“JayS,post:8,topic:28785"”]

[http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html)

Welcome to Wrongville, population, you. 🙂

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ill believe shes going to prison when the jailhouse doors close behind her. theyre already appealing the sentence.

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**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/23 "2007-05-07T12:10:41Z")

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she’s spending time in a “real jail”… gonna be sweet. she’ll just promise to take care of everyone around her once she’s out, she’ll do fine.

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/24 "2007-05-07T13:22:17Z")

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i don’t think this will happen… if it does, this will open the doors for judges to follow suit with other celebs.

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**Author:** ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/25 "2007-05-07T15:19:02Z")

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[quote=“Locutus,post:24,topic:28785"”]

i don’t think this will happen… if it does, this will open the doors for judges to follow suit with other celebs.

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Good i hope that does happen. Its about time celebs get knocked back down to reality. And i heard on the radio a little bit ago that she has to start serving her time within the next 20days or something like that.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/26 "2007-06-04T05:47:48Z")

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[quote=“OfficerK,post:3,topic:28785"”]

she MAY get sentenced to jail time, but just like Artest she will never serve a day in her life.

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[quote=“Mrs. Karus,post:6,topic:28785"”]

highly doubt it.

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[quote=“93z24,post:10,topic:28785"”]

She won’t see the inside of a cell, that’s obvious.

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[quote=“BrockwayMT,post:11,topic:28785"”]

country club jail i’m sure - the probably make you drink spring water instead of perrier as part of your punishment

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[quote=“Locutus,post:24,topic:28785"”]

i don’t think this will happen… if it does, this will open the doors for judges to follow suit with other celebs.

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:fyi:  
[http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html)

> LYNWOOD, California (AP) – Paris Hilton has reported to a Los Angeles County jail to begin a three-week stay for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

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**Author:** ![antosh87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@antosh87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/antosh87)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/27 "2007-06-04T07:26:42Z")

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[quote=“ly555is,post:16,topic:28785"”]

EDIT: OHHHHH IT’S THE JUGGANAUT

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haha i love that shit

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**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/28 "2007-06-04T08:08:12Z")

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Today’s facts that may only seem funny to me:

> [@Paris Hilton](#):
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> “I did have a choice to go to a pay jail,” Hilton said Sunday, without giving details. “But I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I’m not and that’s why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I’m going to be treated like everyone else. I’m going to do the time, I’m going to do it the right way.”

and from the CNN article (which also produced above quote:

> [@CNN Article](#):
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> The “Simple Life” **star will be housed in the “special needs” unit of the 13-year-old jail, separate from most of its 2,200 inmates. The unit contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates.**

Survey sez: No street cred for you Paris :meh:

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**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/29 "2007-06-04T13:38:30Z")

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i hope the building collapses on her

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**Author:** ![99\_civic\_si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99_civic_si/32/7319_2.png) [@99\_civic\_si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99_civic_si)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/30 "2007-06-04T13:40:47Z")

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OK, this special needs section they are referring to is most likely a constant observation housing unit. As country club as you would think it is…it’s still fucking jail. It’s still a shithole and you don’t get too many privelages. And I’m referring to basic items you have/use on a daily basis. Her 45 days (most likely less due to “good” time) will still suck big time for her.

And if any of you remember correctly, it was only a few years back when DMX did a month or two out at the alden penn. He was also segregated to basically the same type of housing Paris will be in due to being a celeb. But, he didn’t recieve special privelages as you would think celebs would get.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/31 "2007-06-04T13:44:08Z")

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Yeah, this is still an old shitty jail, no club fed. The special needs unit is just so someone doesn’t stab her simply so they can say, “yeah, I stabbed Paris Hilton while she was in jail”.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/32 "2007-06-04T14:29:22Z")

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[quote=“JayS,post:31,topic:28785"”]

Yeah, this is still an old shitty jail, no club fed. The special needs unit is just so someone doesn’t stab her simply so they can say, “yeah, I stabbed Paris Hilton while she was in jail”.

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shit, if i was a lifer in jail, i’d wanna stab her to death like, twice

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**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/33 "2007-06-04T14:51:55Z")

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I think most lifers would love to stab her multiple times, just not with a knife first.

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**Author:** ![IROC-Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iroc-z/32/7389_2.png) [@IROC-Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IROC-Z)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/34 "2007-06-04T18:01:49Z")

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**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 4:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/35 "2007-06-05T04:34:13Z")

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![http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/jfenski/2007_06_04t181507_360x450_us_hilton.jpg](http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/jfenski/2007_06_04t181507_360x450_us_hilton.jpg)

Hai guyz! Whats going on in this thread? LOL

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**Author:** ![Silver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silver/32/4953_2.png) [@Silver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/36 "2007-06-07T07:44:16Z")

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She’s been released and put under house arrest because of “medical problems.”

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/37 "2007-06-07T07:50:13Z")

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[quote=“Silver,post:36,topic:28785"”]

She’s been released and put under house arrest because of “medical problems.”

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link?

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**Author:** ![Silver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silver/32/4953_2.png) [@Silver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/38 "2007-06-07T07:53:38Z")

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> **[Cops: Paris Under House Arrest](http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/07/cops-paris-under-house-arrest/)**
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> Paris Hilton has been fitted for ankle bracelet and reassigned to house arrest, after authorities decided to release Hilton from jail due to medical…

or

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or most likely any entertainment section of any sizable news agency.

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**Author:** ![intense98rt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/77aa72/32.png) [@intense98rt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/intense98rt)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/39 "2007-06-07T07:58:41Z")

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since when was having house arrest being allowed a 3000-4000ft radius?

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**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/40 "2007-06-07T07:59:53Z")

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that’s horrible. complete BS

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