# Paris Hilton going to jail?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 4, 2007, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785 "2007-05-04T13:11:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/41 "2007-06-07T08:04:07Z")

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[quote=“intense98rt,post:39,topic:28785"”]

since when was having house arrest being allowed a 3000-4000ft radius?

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When your house is 16000 square feet :gotme:

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/42 "2007-06-07T08:06:34Z")

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[quote=“Avatar,post:35,topic:28785"”]

Hai guyz! Whats going on in this thread? LOL

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how on earth does anyone think she is remotely hot?

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**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/43 "2007-06-07T08:08:52Z")

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^ oh come on. you would fuck her. don’t even lie.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/44 "2007-06-07T08:23:38Z")

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[quote=“badazzss,post:43,topic:28785"”]

^ oh come on. you would fuck her. don’t even lie.

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I would for sure:D

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/45 "2007-06-07T08:29:37Z")

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god no, she lookes like someone shaved big bird.

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**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/46 "2007-06-07T09:38:08Z")

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[quote=“badazzss,post:43,topic:28785"”]

^ oh come on. you would fuck her. don’t even lie.

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…I would.

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**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/47 "2007-06-07T09:42:12Z")

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ya complete bs for her getting out early… we all should have figurd it would of happend though

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**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/48 "2007-06-07T09:57:18Z")

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[quote=“Silver,post:38,topic:28785"”]

> **[Cops: Paris Under House Arrest](https://www.tmz.com/2007/06/07/cops-paris-under-house-arrest/)**
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> Paris Hilton has been fitted for ankle bracelet and reassigned to house arrest, after authorities decided to release Hilton from jail due to medical reasons, this according to Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept. spokesperson, Steve Whitmore.

or

[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032084/](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032084/)

or most likely any entertainment section of any sizable news agency.

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DAMNIT :mad:

[quote=“OfficerK,post:3,topic:28785"”]

The answer is no.

she MAY get sentenced to jail time, but just like Artest she will never serve a day in her life.

Ain’t america grand

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Looks like Officer K wins this round ☹

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/49 "2007-06-07T10:03:36Z")

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LOL! What kind of medical reasons could there possibly be for not being able to be in jail?

:tdown:

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/50 "2007-06-07T10:08:51Z")

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[quote=“Clean Baldy,post:49,topic:28785"”]

LOL! What kind of medical reasons could there possibly be for not being able to be in jail?

:tdown:

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lol maybe she was infecting the inmates? God knows what kind of STD’s she’s packing 😃

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**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/51 "2007-06-07T10:11:20Z")

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better question is what medical condition prevented her from servin the whoppin 20 days left on her sentence does she eboli or somethin?

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**Author:** ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/52 "2007-06-07T10:58:32Z")

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[quote=“Afrank45,post:51,topic:28785"”]

better question is what medical condition prevented her from servin the whoppin 20 days left on her sentence does she eboli or somethin?

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I heard on the radio yesterday on my way to work that the jail has like really high number of staph infections (like a couple hundred this year). So im guessing they are letting her finish up under house arrest because they dont need the legal and medial headache if she got it also.

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/53 "2007-06-07T11:11:03Z")

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A real good lawyer got her out of jail time, a REALLY good lawyer would have prevented it in the first place

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**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/54 "2007-06-07T11:33:39Z")

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he didn’t win… she did have to serve at least a COUPLE days. lol

[quote=“Rx3,post:48,topic:28785"”]

DAMNIT :mad:

Looks like Officer K wins this round ☹

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/55 "2007-06-07T11:34:58Z")

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[quote=“Afrank45,post:51,topic:28785"”]

better question is what medical condition prevented her from servin the whoppin 20 days left on her sentence does she eboli or somethin?

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is that e-coli + ebola?

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**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/56 "2007-06-07T11:37:34Z")

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[quote=“newman,post:55,topic:28785"”]

is that e-coli + ebola?

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opps i meant ebola my bad

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/57 "2007-06-07T11:40:21Z")

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[quote=“Rx3,post:48,topic:28785"”]

DAMNIT :mad:

Looks like Officer K wins this round ☹

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Well, she did serve a few days, she techically she saw “a day behind bars”. I bet that judge who was adament about her serving the 23 days in a real jail is pissed.

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**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/58 "2007-06-07T19:27:39Z")

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Wait a minute:

[http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/hilton.friday.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/hilton.friday.ap/index.html)

Don’t fuck with judges. 😃

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/59 "2007-06-07T19:33:19Z")

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heh ^ the sheriff is gonna fry for that one

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**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/60 "2007-06-07T19:39:13Z")

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Hope the good payoff from the Hiltons the Sherrif got was worth it, because he’s gonna get railed by the judge tomorrow.

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