# Paris Hilton going to jail?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 4, 2007, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785 "2007-05-04T13:11:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/81 "2007-06-08T12:58:14Z")

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OMG bwahahahahaha!!!

I want to meet that judge and shake his hand for throwing her ass in jail, then throwing her back in jail, lol.

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**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/82 "2007-06-08T13:24:41Z")

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Lets find his email address and thank him.

She is the only person that needs implants. For fuck sakes, My tits are bigger.

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**Author:** ![NYSFF](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nysff/32/7353_2.png) [@NYSFF](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYSFF)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/83 "2007-06-08T13:44:33Z")

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[quote=“JayS,post:65,topic:28785"”]

Cuffed and stuffed in the back of a police car.

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THATS SO HOT!:lol:

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**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/84 "2007-06-08T13:45:53Z")

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I hope they eat that bitch alive

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/85 "2007-06-08T13:47:58Z")

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Haha, OWN3D :roll2:

Money CAN’T buy you everything.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/86 "2007-06-08T13:55:03Z")

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[quote=“camarojoe,post:85,topic:28785"”]

Haha, OWN3D :roll2:

Money CAN’T buy you anything.

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i think you mean “everything”

because i bought a burrito at lunch. with money

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/87 "2007-06-08T13:57:53Z")

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[quote=“newman,post:86,topic:28785"”]

i think you mean “everything”

because i bought a burrito at lunch. with money

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My bad… typing fast at work with my boss sitting near me 🙂  
fixed

mmm, burritos

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**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/88 "2007-06-08T13:59:16Z")

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haha made my day. +1

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**Author:** ![93dx\_hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90ced4/32.png) [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/89 "2007-06-08T14:01:43Z")

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She will write a book, make a tv show, and make more off this little jail trip then most of the board will in their entire lives

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/90 "2007-06-08T14:15:40Z")

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[quote=“93dx–hatch,post:89,topic:28785"”]

She will write a book, make a tv show, and make more off this little jail trip then most of the board will in their entire lives

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:word:

She knows what to do, and does it well.

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**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/91 "2007-06-08T14:24:33Z")

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she already made a new song about it

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/92 "2007-06-08T14:28:16Z")

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Crafty.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/93 "2007-06-08T14:44:05Z")

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[quote=“newman,post:86,topic:28785"”]

i think you mean “everything”

because i bought a burrito at lunch. with money

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i just totally lost my shit over this post :lol:

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**Author:** ![NYSFF](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nysff/32/7353_2.png) [@NYSFF](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYSFF)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/94 "2007-06-08T14:53:41Z")

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[quote=“93dx–hatch,post:89,topic:28785"”]

She will write a book, make a tv show, and make more off this little jail trip then most of the board will in their entire lives

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well she has 45 days to get started! I’d like to read about the jail bar’s painted like a penis and If she actually chips a tooth

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**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/95 "2007-06-08T15:19:32Z")

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![http://www.mustangmods.com/ims/u/249/8768/173827.jpg](http://www.mustangmods.com/ims/u/249/8768/173827.jpg)

For future internets postingks. Thanks Al Gore.

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**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/96 "2007-06-08T15:25:42Z")

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i dont know if its true but i heard the judge re-envoked the original 46 day sentence because of her bullshit

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**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/97 "2007-06-08T15:32:08Z")

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^ Yes, its true! 🙂

[http://parishiltoninjail.ytmnd.com/](http://parishiltoninjail.ytmnd.com/)

:tup:

![http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_159144911/xl](http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_159144911/xl)

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**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/98 "2007-06-08T16:54:18Z")

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shes probably crying about how unfair life is as we speak

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**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 11:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/99 "2007-06-08T23:27:45Z")

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Originally Posted by **newman** [![http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif)](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?p=573227#post573227)  
_i think you mean “everything”_

because i bought a burrito at lunch. with money

![http://www.mustangmods.com/ims/u/249/8768/173827.jpg](http://www.mustangmods.com/ims/u/249/8768/173827.jpg)

haha i was the first to actually use this for pwnage in a thread(damn anyone who says otherwise)

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2007, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paris-hilton-going-to-jail/28785/100 "2007-06-08T23:39:22Z")

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Man, people on [YTMND.com](http://YTMND.com) are ruthless.

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