# parking notes **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 6, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796 "2008-08-06T08:49:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/1 "2008-08-06T08:49:38Z")
i am thinking about making small notes to leave on peoples cars. these notes will say something like “hey, you park like shit”. i currently run a large printing press with coating capabilities (like a light lamination). i am doing this as a kind of pet project and will only charge the cost of production for them (around .05 each). it seems to be a fun and polite way to say fuck you asshole. let me know if interested or if you have any slogans you would like to see. anything goes on the notes as long as it is funny mods: i am not going to make any money off of this and this is just a discussion thread anyway so pretty please let it go ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/2 "2008-08-06T08:50:37Z")
oh you mean that joke that people have made 100 times? ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/3 "2008-08-06T08:50:48Z")
Dear Douchebag, Really? You really parked like this? Love, EvilJay I leave those on people’s cars in the form of a pile of saliva… ---
**Author:** ![dyingtolive15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingtolive15/32/7472_2.png) [@dyingtolive15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingtolive15)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/4 "2008-08-06T08:52:22Z")
[http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/](http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/) ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/5 "2008-08-06T08:52:51Z")
i think they get the point while sitting in a pile of glass trying to figure out why they have no windows. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/6 "2008-08-06T08:53:30Z")
“Your car is not special. Feel free to park near the rest of us next time.” ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/7 "2008-08-06T08:54:28Z")
Those people just like the exercise…don’t hate Fry… ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/8 "2008-08-06T08:58:11Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > “Your car is not special. Feel free to park near the rest of us next time.” ugh I hate that… and when people park diagonally. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/9 "2008-08-06T08:59:35Z")
I like to park my POS real close to those people. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/10 "2008-08-06T09:01:38Z")
I park far away. I wish it was because I had a sweet car though. I just need the exercise. For real. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/11 "2008-08-06T09:02:22Z")
> [@dawn](#): > > I just need the exercise. For real. QFT ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/12 "2008-08-06T09:03:27Z")
dawn you should just start walking everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/13 "2008-08-06T09:04:04Z")
I do. Since my car has been broken, I’ve had to walk everywhere. I don’t look any better. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/14 "2008-08-06T09:06:23Z")
maybe you should start taking the long way. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/15 "2008-08-06T09:08:05Z")
take the long way home. ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/16 "2008-08-06T09:08:47Z")
i have these assholes in my parking lot, im printing alot of these, some asshole in a 1980 hooptie dodge ram truck thinks its ok to pull in and take up 2 spots cause hes too lazy to back up and straighten his shitbox out. ---
**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/17 "2008-08-06T09:09:25Z")
I vote for Mr. T saying something to the effect of: “I pity the foo who parks like you”. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/18 "2008-08-06T09:09:42Z")
> [@dawn](#): > > I do. Since my car has been broken, I’ve had to walk everywhere. I don’t look any better. Get one of these fatty. ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/19 "2008-08-06T09:11:36Z")
hahah that looks like the tard from the ringer ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796/20 "2008-08-06T09:11:42Z")
omg buy me one! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parking-notes/52796.md?page=2)