# Party At the Ritz - May 13th, 9pm-ish

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [May 9, 2006, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812 "2006-05-09T12:21:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/61 "2006-05-10T11:36:22Z")

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> [@94wvwglxvr6](#):
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> oops. nevermind.

lol.

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/62 "2006-05-10T11:36:58Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> I love that he has two girls talking to him, leaning on the handle bars like “yeah im a badass”

LOL…

“yea…soo ladies…this my hog, it’s pretty badass… what do you say i drop my beer and we go for a ride”

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/63 "2006-05-10T11:38:19Z")

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> [@zwarbyt](#):
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> i was too busy getting repeatedly busted for drinking

thats funny, i had a beer in my hand when i was talking to the head honcho guy… he didn’t say anything lol. One of his cronies made me throw one out though, pepsi cup ftw

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/64 "2006-05-10T11:38:59Z")

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> [@SC\_Steve](#):
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> damn… no VW and not on the guest list… I’m fucked 😛

haha, x2

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/65 "2006-05-10T11:47:08Z")

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ANYONE can come you fuckers. However, if you don’t know me or matt or jam, you must bring minimum .5 girls for every one guy. So if i don’t know you, the only way you can come is if you bring a girl. Sausage parties for the lose, if you are by yourself, you better have at least half a girl. Trannies OK. but make sure the bottom half is female. Prefer one whole girl per guy. But if 2 guys want to bring one slut, that’s fine.

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/66 "2006-05-10T11:52:14Z")

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what is the prize for bringing extra sluts?

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/67 "2006-05-10T11:53:31Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> what is the prize for bringing extra sluts?

i will share my keystone light and gin with you.

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/68 "2006-05-10T11:54:01Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> what is the prize for bringing extra sluts?

You get a high five and possible free beer from Jam or myself.

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**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/69 "2006-05-10T11:54:21Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> what is the prize for bringing extra sluts?

10mins w/doc johnson

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/70 "2006-05-10T11:54:22Z")

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whoever brings the most girls can punch the partygoer of their choice in the back of the head. The prize for brining an fbody is getting their tires slashed, so if you have one, better park up the street.

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/71 "2006-05-10T11:55:25Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> whoever brings the most girls can punch the partygoer of their choice in the back of the head. The prize for brining an fbody is getting their tires slashed, so if you have one, better park up the street.

HAHHAHA 🤣

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/72 "2006-05-10T11:56:28Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> whoever brings the most girls can punch the partygoer of their choice in the back of the head. The prize for brining an fbody is getting their tires slashed, so if you have one, better park up the street.

FUCKING LOL

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/73 "2006-05-10T11:57:45Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> whoever brings the most girls can punch the partygoer of their choice in the back of the head. The prize for brining an fbody is getting their tires slashed, so if you have one, better park up the street.

BWHAHAHAHAHHAHA :lol:

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/74 "2006-05-10T12:15:19Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> ANYONE can come you fuckers. However, if you don’t know me or matt or jam, you must bring minimum .5 girls for every one guy. So if i don’t know you, the only way you can come is if you bring a girl. Sausage parties for the lose, if you are by yourself, you better have at least half a girl. Trannies OK. but make sure the bottom half is female. Prefer one whole girl per guy. But if 2 guys want to bring one slut, that’s fine.

steve can bring the other half, she’s half communist. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/75 "2006-05-10T12:17:57Z")

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^OMG ROFL

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/76 "2006-05-10T12:19:19Z")

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if there is one thing i hate more than ugly or fat girls it’s handicapped ones. tdown.

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/77 "2006-05-10T12:22:07Z")

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I’m going to bring badass

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/78 "2006-05-10T12:27:47Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> if there is one thing i hate more than ugly or fat girls it’s handicapped ones. tdown.

😢

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**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/79 "2006-05-10T13:19:01Z")

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yea the birthday bash last summer was one of the best parties ive attended. already a year later, wow. time flies

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**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/80 "2006-05-10T13:41:06Z")

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i want to go, but expect a point by point address of my previous post first.

ha!

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