# Party At the Ritz - May 13th, 9pm-ish **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [May 9, 2006, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812 "2006-05-09T12:21:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/81 "2006-05-10T14:54:14Z")
> [@Dex](#): > > i’ll be there. i’ll be across the street for a bit after work, then i’ll walk over to the ritz. don’t worry jam, i’ll bring jaeger (the bottle, not the person). i’ll be thurr. cuz i’ll be driving him. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/82 "2006-05-10T19:26:47Z")
> [@Coldaccord](#): > > will there be hot punk rock chicks with tattoos? > > skater daters? > > pro hoes? > > ramp tramps? > > if so count me in 1. YES. if newman choses to open his little black book… 2. maybe. not to sure. 3. i dont know what that means? like profesional skeezers? i could call up a few… 4. isnt that the same as 2? ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/83 "2006-05-10T19:30:02Z")
Im in if the speedway rains out and i dont go to the bandits game! > [@Sc1chik](#): > > i’ll be thurr. cuz i’ll be driving him. Drive me too! ---
**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/84 "2006-05-10T21:25:00Z")
> [@Sc1chik](#): > > i’ll be thurr. cuz i’ll be driving him. roffle, how cute. if anyone needs a ride lemme know, the four door works magic ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/85 "2006-05-11T04:57:58Z")
> [@Twizted](#): > > Im in if the speedway rains out and i dont go to the bandits game! > > Drive me too! if you want to sit in the backseat of a 2 door saturn then alright. ---
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/86 "2006-05-11T06:36:12Z")
I \<3 sloots. :whip: ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/87 "2006-05-11T06:50:54Z")
> [@Tevenor](#): > > I \<3 sloots. > > :whip: Are you gonna be able to make it? I doubt it but TRY TRY TRY!! ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/88 "2006-05-11T06:56:09Z")
i want a body shot…off of matt’s stomach. can we make this happen?? and when i finish the shot…i will finish it off with a bang bang… ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/89 "2006-05-11T07:00:41Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > i want a body shot…off of matt’s stomach. > > can we make this happen?? > > and when i finish the shot…i will finish it off with a bang bang… holy disgusting mental image… i just threw up in my mouth a little. On the same note i would pay to see it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/90 "2006-05-11T07:03:10Z")
at our last party, absolutely no one was a fucking retard. **A LOT of car guys are fucking retards** , so if you are fucking around, i will hit you with my new 100,000 volt stungun, then have the muscle drag your ass out of my house. legit? ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/91 "2006-05-11T07:16:01Z")
i love it when newman talks tough…its so sexy but yea…people should know to respect the house…it may be a party…but don’t get outta control. It’s not asking much ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/92 "2006-05-11T07:18:05Z")
> [@newman](#): > > at our last party, absolutely no one was a fucking retard. > > **A LOT of car guys are fucking retards** , so if you are fucking around, i will hit you with my new 100,000 volt stungun, then have the muscle drag your ass out of my house. legit? :word: If anyone acts like an asshole, they are getting personally thown out by me. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/93 "2006-05-11T07:18:26Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > i love it when newman talks tough…its so sexy > > but yea…people should know to respect the house…it may be a party…but don’t get outta control. It’s not asking much also0, i wasn’t kidding about the girl rule either. this is not to be a sausage party. If a car full of dudes i don’t know rolls up… see ya. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/94 "2006-05-11T07:22:59Z")
LOL…i can see you getting so mad if a car full of guys roll up… ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/95 "2006-05-11T07:24:44Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > LOL…i can see you getting so mad if a car full of guys roll up… seriously. i mean, i love the cock and all, but i need balance. ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/96 "2006-05-11T07:27:43Z")
> [@newman](#): > > also0, i wasn’t kidding about the girl rule either. this is not to be a sausage party. If a car full of dudes i don’t know rolls up… see ya. when i was over the other night you told me no girls allowed. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/97 "2006-05-11T07:29:04Z")
> [@Sc1chik](#): > > when i was over the other night you told me no girls allowed. lol, you must have misunderstood. i said no fat girls. that porch can only handle so much and i aint about to let some fucking hog cave in my shit. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/98 "2006-05-11T07:32:12Z")
> [@newman](#): > > lol, you must have misunderstood. i said no fat girls. that porch can only handle so much and i aint about to let some fucking hog cave in my shit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!1 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/99 "2006-05-11T07:33:47Z")
> [@newman](#): > > at our last party, absolutely no one was a fucking retard. > > **A LOT of car guys are fucking retards** , so if you are fucking around, i will hit you with my new 100,000 volt stungun, then have the muscle drag your ass out of my house. legit? that guy on the bike didn’t ride it down the stairs pretending he was in animal house? He looked like he would ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Beckington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mr\_Beckington](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_Beckington)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/100 "2006-05-11T08:23:57Z")
Maybe I will show up 😛 My wife told Adam’s girlfriend of the week, that if she comes with adam, to go the bathroom before hand, so she doesn’t have to use the ritz’s bathroom. :lol: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812.md?page=6)