# Party At the Ritz - May 13th, 9pm-ish **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [May 9, 2006, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812 "2006-05-09T12:21:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/141 "2006-05-14T11:36:17Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > Of course you wear pink, you need something to match your vagina… duh. Wouldnt he want to wear a hairy shirt then? Anyways, I had a good time. A lot of people, tons of beer, (hot sex in the bathroom with matts toothbrush), and I got to meet a few people from the boards. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/142 "2006-05-14T12:11:48Z")
> [@Freek](#): > > now you guys can just crap ont he floor and neevr worry about cleaning the bathroom. hahahah ---
**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/143 "2006-05-14T12:59:56Z")
meh, I got too involved in watching old seasons of the west wing… ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/144 "2006-05-14T13:23:19Z")
I mopped the floor last night and it’s still sticky… WTF!! ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/145 "2006-05-14T13:24:27Z")
> [@JoesTypeS](#): > > meh, I got too involved in watching old seasons of the west wing… OMG…why didn’t i spend my saturday night with you! :lol: damnit joe…get OUT OF THE HOUSE!!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/146 "2006-05-14T14:30:18Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > OMG…why didn’t i spend my saturday night with you! :lol: > > damnit joe…get OUT OF THE HOUSE!!! 🙂 I can’t help it, i’m addicted to the west wing. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/147 "2006-05-14T14:32:31Z")
Pics??? :needpic: ---
**Author:** ![BaD\_AZz\_Z\_28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@BaD\_AZz\_Z\_28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BaD_AZz_Z_28)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/148 "2006-05-14T16:37:15Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > I mopped the floor last night and it’s still sticky… WTF!! that bitch owned you ---
**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/149 "2006-05-14T16:49:08Z")
sorry i didnt make it matt… ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/150 "2006-05-14T17:50:22Z")
:tdown: to not getting there, we were all beat and kind of coulden’t make it cause the company we were in after the bandits game. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/151 "2006-05-14T18:05:21Z")
> [@BaD AZz Z/28](#): > > that bitch owned you I think not… Who was more soaked at the end of night? Well, end of my night at least, who knows what things Mike did to her afterwards… :hitit: ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/152 "2006-05-14T20:39:38Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > I think not… Who was more soaked at the end of night? Well, end of my night at least, who knows what things Mike did to her afterwards… :hitit: :roll: GTFOH brought her just for you… then you found out she didn’t have a penis and you didn’t know what to do. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/153 "2006-05-14T22:39:46Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > I think not… Who was more soaked at the end of night? Well, end of my night at least, who knows what things Mike did to her afterwards… :hitit: i got pretty wet in that beer fight too. it sucked. but the party was a blast. thanks guys. ---
**Author:** ![BaD\_AZz\_Z\_28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@BaD\_AZz\_Z\_28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BaD_AZz_Z_28)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/154 "2006-05-14T23:36:22Z")
> [@Freek](#): > > :roll: GTFOH > > brought her just for you… then you found out she didn’t have a penis and you didn’t know what to do. true story ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/155 "2006-05-15T04:14:07Z")
Whoever got wet in that beer fight, I apologize. That got way out of control. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 4:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/156 "2006-05-15T04:59:30Z")
lol…i guess i got out in time ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/157 "2006-05-15T05:27:31Z")
> [@Freek](#): > > :roll: GTFOH > > brought her just for you… then you found out she didn’t have a penis and you didn’t know what to do. ahahahahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/158 "2006-05-15T10:34:33Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > Whoever got wet in that beer fight, I apologize. That got way out of control. truth. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/159 "2006-05-15T13:12:06Z")
RuBiCaNT5X: Hey fucker… SublimeBigJ: hi RuBiCaNT5X: Sorry about spilling beer all over with that girl… RuBiCaNT5X: That was pretty dumb of me… SublimeBigJ: eh its cool SublimeBigJ: you suck at drinking SublimeBigJ: i like you RuBiCaNT5X: I mopped up again last night after I got back… SublimeBigJ: a lot SublimeBigJ: your good proplr RuBiCaNT5X: proplr? SublimeBigJ: you just suck at drinking lol SublimeBigJ: people SublimeBigJ: hahah RuBiCaNT5X: I was having way too much fun Saturday… SublimeBigJ: hahaha SublimeBigJ: its cool RuBiCaNT5X: Lee from hybrid reached into my pants and grabbed my balls half assed… SublimeBigJ: wtf RuBiCaNT5X: So I told him to do it right and he reached in again and got a full handful… RuBiCaNT5X: Then I gave him a dollar… RuBiCaNT5X: We try to gross the other one out… If we do, they owe a dollar… RuBiCaNT5X: One of us owes the other a dollar…etc… SublimeBigJ: wow RuBiCaNT5X: It’s pretty fucked up… SublimeBigJ: ya it is RuBiCaNT5X: But i don’t mind… RuBiCaNT5X: I am comfortable with Lee grabbing my balls… RuBiCaNT5X: Now if he jerked me off, that’s another story… SublimeBigJ: oh wow SublimeBigJ: just SublimeBigJ: wow RuBiCaNT5X: Is the floor still sticky or is it ok? SublimeBigJ: i donno RuBiCaNT5X: Goooooooooooooo check it out… SublimeBigJ: i havent gotten out of bed yet lol RuBiCaNT5X: slacker… I was up at 6am today… SublimeBigJ: hahah SublimeBigJ: nah i got up to go to the dump with phil and smash shit SublimeBigJ: it was fun SublimeBigJ: then back to bed RuBiCaNT5X: hahaha SublimeBigJ: brb SublimeBigJ: its not sticky SublimeBigJ: it still smells like beer tho SublimeBigJ: it could just be from all the emptys RuBiCaNT5X: I am betting that’s what it is… SublimeBigJ: yessur RuBiCaNT5X: I cleaned out all the bottles with water that were there from Saturday night… SublimeBigJ: whos double chocolate beer is that SublimeBigJ: ya RuBiCaNT5X: It’s mine, you want it? SublimeBigJ: hmmmm SublimeBigJ: ya kinda SublimeBigJ: hahah RuBiCaNT5X: Go for it then… SublimeBigJ: i love you SublimeBigJ: honestly matt SublimeBigJ: you fucking rule RuBiCaNT5X: Hahah SublimeBigJ: your a good dude your friends are cool ect SublimeBigJ: you just suck SublimeBigJ: at drinking SublimeBigJ: hahahha SublimeBigJ: everytime ive been with you when you had to much SublimeBigJ: i wanted to fucking stab you SublimeBigJ: being honest here RuBiCaNT5X: When was the last time? SublimeBigJ: ummm SublimeBigJ: teabag down your pants time SublimeBigJ: ya SublimeBigJ: remember that? RuBiCaNT5X: Umm… RuBiCaNT5X: When was that… SublimeBigJ: hahahahah SublimeBigJ: you dont even remember see? SublimeBigJ: you went out to dinner SublimeBigJ: and drank a entire bottle of wine SublimeBigJ: shrives was here SublimeBigJ: remember? SublimeBigJ: mmmmm this beer is delish SublimeBigJ: i’ll replace it RuBiCaNT5X: Oh yeah… RuBiCaNT5X: The tea bags… RuBiCaNT5X: I do now… SublimeBigJ: yaaaaa RuBiCaNT5X: Yeah, I get to be a dick sometimes… It’s all in good fun… SublimeBigJ: see what i mean? SublimeBigJ: ya SublimeBigJ: where do i get this lager? SublimeBigJ: its so good SublimeBigJ: i have to work in 45 min RuBiCaNT5X: Consumers!! RuBiCaNT5X: I know where all the good beer is, don’t I!! SublimeBigJ: yessur RuBiCaNT5X: Yeah, I fuck with people who I am very fond of which is why I did what I did but I guess I am fuckface just as much… SublimeBigJ: yaaaaaa SublimeBigJ: about that SublimeBigJ: i donno maybe your friends enjoy it? SublimeBigJ: but i dont SublimeBigJ: sorry RuBiCaNT5X: Duley noted… I will spare you for next time… SublimeBigJ: i still love you though SublimeBigJ: hahahahha RuBiCaNT5X: I kissed you on the cheek, didn’t I… RuBiCaNT5X: Man, I get really gay when I drink too… RuBiCaNT5X: WTF is wrong with me… SublimeBigJ: ya i didnt mind that SublimeBigJ: hahahahhahaaha SublimeBigJ: dude SublimeBigJ: your ghey RuBiCaNT5X: you’re… SublimeBigJ: alcohol is like truth serum SublimeBigJ: your gay SublimeBigJ: you love men RuBiCaNT5X: Well, I am at most bi… RuBiCaNT5X: I love the [vag.com](http://vag.com) SublimeBigJ: hahahahah RuBiCaNT5X: The fact that VW has a tool to read trouble codes and they call it [vag.com](http://vag.com) is so awesome!! SublimeBigJ: hahahah SublimeBigJ: you know why its called that? RuBiCaNT5X: Nope…why? SublimeBigJ: Volkswagen Audi Group SublimeBigJ: VAG RuBiCaNT5X: Nice… RuBiCaNT5X: Yeah, I can make acronyms, thanks… SublimeBigJ: ahahahahhahahaha SublimeBigJ: you love it RuBiCaNT5X: I love the [vag.com](http://vag.com) SublimeBigJ: hahha RuBiCaNT5X: I love the vag… RuBiCaNT5X: And I love the .com SublimeBigJ: hahahah SublimeBigJ: its actually -com RuBiCaNT5X: it’s not mystery that I love [vag.com](http://vag.com) RuBiCaNT5X: I know but it sounds better [vag.com](http://vag.com) SublimeBigJ: hahah RuBiCaNT5X: Because people think it’s actaully [vagina.com](http://vagina.com) SublimeBigJ: dude this beer is so good RuBiCaNT5X: Indeed it is… Never had it before? SublimeBigJ: nope RuBiCaNT5X: Oh sweet… RuBiCaNT5X: Good stuff indeed… SublimeBigJ: i have to work soon SublimeBigJ: my stomach is burning SublimeBigJ: i love it RuBiCaNT5X: Nice… SublimeBigJ: hahah ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-at-the-ritz-may-13th-9pm-ish/11812/160 "2006-05-15T13:29:36Z")
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