# Patrick Kane Arrested **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 9, 2009, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850 "2009-08-09T09:25:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/41 "2009-08-10T15:34:13Z")
> [@Geehee](#): > > my fucking with? Yes, you own the fucking that’s within. ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/42 "2009-08-10T15:35:12Z")
rofl’d my ass off @ that shirt. ---
**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/43 "2009-08-10T15:36:00Z")
Now that this event unfolded, it seems like every other person has a story of him being a d-bag. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/44 "2009-08-10T15:39:01Z")
> [@Pass McGass](#): > > Yes, you own the fucking that’s within. well played ---
**Author:** ![iwanagofast1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a9adbd/32.png) [@iwanagofast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iwanagofast1)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/45 "2009-08-10T15:51:34Z")
he makes 875000 a year since his rookie season in 07/08 he is a RFA (restricted free agent) after the 09/10 season. Performance on the ice is key but behavior off the ice should be more important. ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/46 "2009-08-10T16:26:34Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > idk > > i’ve seen the kid smashed plenty of times, at the classiest of bars dt (sub zero) > and he seems like a big douche Drunken kid causing problems? Since when? ---
**Author:** ![nopistons91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@nopistons91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nopistons91)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/47 "2009-08-11T06:36:37Z")
He’s real cocky. I heard that he offered to buy someones girlfriend once. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/48 "2009-08-11T06:42:16Z")
[http://www.buffalonews.com/home/story/760115.html](http://www.buffalonews.com/home/story/760115.html) ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/49 "2009-08-11T06:43:12Z")
I heard he once paid a homeless guy to jump off a building. and then he ate the body. ---
**Author:** ![nopistons91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@nopistons91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nopistons91)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/50 "2009-08-11T06:52:43Z")
> [@Geehee](#): > > I heard he once paid a homeless guy to jump off a building. > > and then he ate the body. Are you saying I made that up? I dont get it…? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/51 "2009-08-11T07:01:20Z")
> [@Geehee](#): > > I heard he once paid a homeless guy to jump off a building. > > and then he ate the body. and then took the money back and bought an 8ball and blew it off a 8 year old philippino hooker’s ass ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/52 "2009-08-11T07:02:55Z")
I heard he tied happy gilmore’s record when he took off his skate and tried to stab somebody. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/53 "2009-08-11T07:04:42Z")
Bro I heard he can actually fly. Hand to God. Fucking fly. Crazy shit, right? ---
**Author:** ![nopistons91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@nopistons91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nopistons91)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/54 "2009-08-11T07:15:44Z")
ok children relax…i was just saying…maybe it sounded more interesting to me when my friend who played hockey with him at caz was telling me the story…go spam in another thread to up your post count plz kthx ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/55 "2009-08-11T07:18:10Z")
Bro I’m serious my boy’s cousin’s GF’s sister apparently slept with him and right when he finished he broke out this crazy scream and fucking turned into a pterodactyl! ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/56 "2009-08-11T07:22:13Z")
My uncle’s girlfriend’s identical twin sister’s daughter was a groupie and actually tried to bang him. Apparently they couldn’t even do it because he has a fetish where he can’t get off without a midget playing the tuba. Seriously! ---
**Author:** ![nopistons91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@nopistons91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nopistons91)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/57 "2009-08-11T07:27:55Z")
this is fun ---
**Author:** ![dubbin91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@dubbin91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubbin91)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/58 "2009-08-11T07:30:16Z")
I heard he is the only thing that can beat the hand of god…1.8T! ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/59 "2009-08-11T07:32:26Z")
I heard he prefers rotary power to LSx. :gay2: ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850/60 "2009-08-11T07:33:20Z")
> [@nopistons91](#): > > go spam in another thread to up your post count plz kthx OT posts don’t count towards your post count…so spam away. oh and I saw pat kane fight sidney crosby monkey knife fight style. crosby died. no joke. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patrick-kane-arrested/71850.md?page=4)