# patting self on back **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 30, 2005, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399 "2005-09-30T07:35:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/1 "2005-09-30T07:35:21Z")
I have never been so close to bombing on a mother fvcker as last night, without doing it. This fag dude with a sweater, and man purse walks in the bar and starts askin, “Who’s truck is that out front?” I reply MINE. He starts giving me shit about all the mufflers I have in the bed. I’m like look asshole, their not mufflers, their catylitic converters. I trying to talk to a girl I know and this MF keeps interupting me with this stupid shit. I finally call him out. I say…“I don’t know what the fuck your trying to do, but whats the best possible outcome in your mind? Cause if your searously pressing me there’s gonna be some shit.” He puts his hand in the air and say “what ever you want it to be.” The bartender was waiting for his responce and told him to shut the fuck up for he gets his ass broke, or thrown in jail. Luckily there was a cute chick there that I wasn’t trying to look like tuff ass in front of. :mrT: ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/2 "2005-09-30T07:36:26Z")
i don’t understand why he had beef? ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/3 "2005-09-30T07:37:05Z")
wait huh uh whaaaaaaat ? did my pipes almost get stolen ? ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/4 "2005-09-30T07:39:13Z")
> [@Domination](#): > > I have never been so close to bombing on a mother fvcker as last night, without doing it. > > This fag dude with a sweater, and man purse walks in the bar and starts askin, “Who’s truck is that out front?” I reply MINE. He starts giving me shit about all the mufflers I have in the bed. I’m like look asshole, their not mufflers, their catylitic converters. I trying to talk to a girl I know and this MF keeps interupting me with this stupid shit. I finally call him out. I say…“I don’t know what the fuck your trying to do, but whats the best possible outcome in your mind? Cause if your searously pressing me there’s gonna be some shit.” He puts his hand in the air and say “what ever you want it to be.” The bartender was waiting for his responce and told him to shut the fuck up for he gets his ass broke, or thrown in jail. > > Luckily there was a cute chick there that I wasn’t trying to look like tuff ass in front of. :mrT: so you pretended to get mad at him because you were with a chick you knew which prevented you from dropping the “im straight” schtick and going to blow each other in a bathroom stall? ---
**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/5 "2005-09-30T07:40:29Z")
No, this bitch wasn’t takin no pipes. He didn’t even know what the hell they where. Plus my shit was right in front of the window. ---
**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/6 "2005-09-30T07:42:58Z")
> [@rookee](#): > > i don’t understand why he had beef? kinda suprised me as well. I have never before seen shit like that. I can honestly say, thats the first time somone has ever just decided to fuck with me. Not sure what he was thinking. I was kinda excited cause I didn’t have the heater, so a brawl wasn’t out of the question. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/7 "2005-09-30T07:43:55Z")
mt lebo yuppys ---
**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/8 "2005-09-30T07:44:08Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > so you pretended to get mad at him because you were with a chick you knew which prevented you from dropping the “im straight” schtick and going to blow each other in a bathroom stall? if your trying to give examples of shit this fag was doing to piss me off, and beat his ass, your right on target ---
**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/9 "2005-09-30T07:44:41Z")
> [@Rustang JIM](#): > > mt lebo yuppys ya shoulda came. I bet James’s girl coulda takin this shithead. Oh, and he is pissed cause I told him your slutstang is probably faster than his. :burnout: ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/10 "2005-09-30T07:44:59Z")
i wouldn’t fuck with you… he must of been an enviromentalist or something??? ---
**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/11 "2005-09-30T08:54:37Z")
Sweater + man purse :greddy2: :gaysex: He was about to tell you he was upset for not having a tarp on the bed of your truck so his BMW wouldn’t get damaged by shit flying off the cats’ while he was stuck behind you. ---
**Author:** ![JDMCivicSm21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@JDMCivicSm21](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMCivicSm21)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/12 "2005-09-30T09:33:59Z")
Yeah what the hell was this dude problem, plus it has yet to be cold enough to where a sweater. ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/13 "2005-09-30T11:02:38Z")
I don’t get it, was he questioning WHAT they were, WHY they were there, or complaining to you that he thought that you should NOT have them in there? Shoulda kicked him in the nuts and shoved him back out the door. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/14 "2005-09-30T15:01:28Z")
> [@Domination](#): > > ya shoulda came. I bet James’s girl coulda takin this shithead. > > Oh, and he is pissed cause I told him your slutstang is probably faster than his. :burnout: hahahaha he shoulda hanged around a bit longer :boink ---
**Author:** ![dgramc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dgramc/32/5934_2.png) [@dgramc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dgramc)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/15 "2005-09-30T16:27:37Z")
> [@JDMCivicSm21](#): > > Yeah what the hell was this dude problem, plus it has yet to be cold enough to where a sweater. it did drop down to 40 last night… ---
**Author:** ![mp3ray](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mp3ray/32/5994_2.png) [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/16 "2005-09-30T18:33:08Z")
stupid catylitic converters ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patting-self-on-back/177399/17 "2005-09-30T18:33:51Z")
hahaha any problems lately?